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Yeah, yeah, Mr "play it cool. Take my time".... 😉
Then BAM! Off like a ballistic missile vectoring in on target. Lol 😀
Seriously though, you can't EVER tell her you are a member on here if this leads somewhere. 😉
I forecast a LOAD of new tinder accounts being opened on STW tomorrow. Ha ha ! 😀
Well done wiggles, You could have proved that tinder was more than just a hook up site, and you’ve completely ruined it with your horizontal bedroom olympics.
I hope you’re satisfied with yourself
Hey, that's bang of out order.
The fact it got physical on the first date is hardly unusual.
It's also not a reflection on what wiggles and the lady he met want out of their potential relationship.
Chill out ffs.
I think you may have missed a considerable amount of tongue (amongst other things) in cheek.
I hope so but it came across as a serious post to me?
Not to me. He called it horizontal bedroom Olympics ffs
Back of the net!
Hey I'm classing it as 2 dates 😉
You're a dirty boy Wiggles.
I guess today you'll find out if your performance was any good!
The scores are already in in that regard...
But for the sake of some shred of my dignity/modesty I think I will stop making any specific comments in this thread in case this does lead somewhere and this thread comes back to haunt me 🤔
The internet never forgets, Wiggles.
Mwhahahahaha!!!!!
Poopscoops, owned 😉
I hope you’re satisfied with yourself
And In response to this...
Yes, very
Does her dad own a brewery?
I know things moved along fairly quickly but surprisingly she hasn't introduced me to her parents yet
I just hope she hasn’t used you as a cheap sexual plaything for her own gratification.
He he he
glad things are going well
Jonnyboi I don't think so but I wouldn't be to upset...
Stay strong wiggles, we’re here for you.
Just make sure you bookmark this thread so you can show it her
"Poopscoops, owned"
Damnit! Use a smile or something next time! 😀
Who's next to tell their story then? Didn't someone else have a date today?
Annnnnd its threads like this that make this place so bloody brilliant.
Cheers Wiggles ! 🙂
I've started my fair share of depressing threads about my life and had a lot of help from this place so glad I can give something back<span style="font-size: 0.8rem;"> sharing stories of my shenanigans 😆</span>
C'mon slackers where's all your weekend stories?
I can't just keep getting up to stuff everynight to keep the thread going...
No wait, I can 😁
Cradle-snatcher.
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Hmmm, the edit button seems to have vanished...
Anyway, without wishing to pour cold water onto people’s fun and games...
https://boingboing.net/2018/01/24/love-sex-and-trackers-tind.html
Be afraid, be [i]very[/i] afraid...
[i]without wishing to pour cold water onto people’s fun and games…[/i]
Wow, what a "bombshell". so Tinder [i]researchers[/i] can tell your sexual preference. Oh my, the sky is falling.
PS, Wiggles - has your new one got a single sister, oops I mean.. mum?
Well I've got a hot coffee date with a slightly chubby smiley real lady (hey I'm chubby too so poke it!) hahaha!
I wanted to check out the zoo down here but she just wanted to meet for drink which sounds boring but suppose we can get kak outta the way.
I sense bit of a moody mare out of her at times as she states she's been burnt in past and that she's looking for long term- should I be worried???
I have an offer from a older lady who happens to have 4 kids and is agrand mother 😮 who's a lairy Scottish lass...might be my backup plan lmao.
Then option 3 try my luck on a local supermarket attendant who is lovely cutie who I would think I don't have a chance of a peeking.
I'm tempted by the real option but gauging whether she'll be a nightmare to have a relationship with, hmmmmf!
LOST ...
Also trying to organise a coffee meet at a decent artisan place next door to my lbs so if all else fails heeheeeeee! 😉
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<span style="color: #444444; background-color: #eeeeee;">Then option 3 try my luck on a local supermarket attendant who is lovely cutie who I would think I don’t have a chance of a peeking.</span>
DON'T DO IT !
I tried wrangling 2 ladies that work in an asda near me. Neither went well and have to go to Tesco instead now to avoid awkwardness!
I love ASDA too! 🙁
My ex and the guy she cheated on me with worked together in Asda so I don't shop there anymore!
I was set on going out with 2 girls I was talking to make (not literal) side-by-side comparison after the first date but then I realised I liked one more than the other already so just asked one and thought see how it goes and maybe fall back on the other if it doesn't work out.
But so far I'm fairly certain I backed the winning horse so to speak.
She does have a 20 year old sister who is in a relationship with a much older man so if that falls through I'll let you guys know 😉
I know but... she's a refreshing fresh flower that I've been longing for awhile now ;d
Ok 2 days. She's a rarity that's for sure plus my imagination was going wild whilst feeling this cant be right at same time.
She must be bout 24 so within my boundary just usually go for women slightly older than me as believe I don't stand a chance with the younger cuties.
she certainly was saying all the right things but probably says that to all the guys she serves shirley.
I very nearly asked if she'd like to go for a meet sometime go do something ... no not quite that sorta thang just yet!
I can say 24 is a good age based on my current experience
wiggles...
Just to check, you know how lucky you are right? ? You really know? !
She being 24 etc !
I am forced to look at the more, erm, "lived in" end of the age spectrum.
God I wish I was in my twenties again ! 😀
Lived in!!?
That conjures up all sorts of images of a lady like fanny craddock with leftover biscuit crumbs scattered over her booozum whilst omitting an odour of raw seabass.
oh you meant lived in as in doesn't go out!?
;d
24 is only 3 years younger than me so I'm not exactly in the cradle snatcher category lol
[i]She does have a 20 year old sister who is in a relationship with a much older man so if that falls through I’ll let you guys know [/i]
20? No way! I'd feel like a paedo! Can you check the mum's status when you get a chance? 😆
I would also like to retract my statement in the first page of this thread where I said tinder was terrible...
Her Mum is married to her dad still (can check if happily for you?)
Ah, no, don't worry, wouldn't want to break up (another) happy marriage 😉
Glad it's going ok for you anyway. None of my matches ever replies. Middle aged women are so flaky!
In general I have had mostly the same experience either dont reply at all, or maybe one or two then nothing...
Then out on the few that have talked to me most were boring and cant hold a conversation. This is why I like this girl because we can sit and chat and it just seems normal...
Ive been on dates where I wanted to shoot myself because of how awkward the silences were and you just end up saying anything to break them
It has been known that when I turned up once at a pof specials' flat once that she stated woulda been nice if you brought a bottle of wine then shouted upstairs to a gf to chuck her down some rubbers.
can you imagine what happened as she was a real munter barmaid type.
I nearly shat myself but instead left a stink in her flat MUHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't have made that mess up if I tried.