[Closed] Tiger bread - Secret ingredient = Crack cocaine

sorry, I may be stupid and/or tired, but what on earth does this mean??

You end up with your entire coupon covered in floor after scoffing a sarnie made from that stuff

Coupon is Glaswegian slang for face and floor means flour, hence: the consumption of a sandwich made of the aforementioned bread is likely to leave ones face somewhat besmirched with flour.

crikey - Member
Coupon is Glaswegian slang for face and floor means flour, hence: the consumption of a sandwich made of the aforementioned bread is likely to leave ones face somewhat besmirched with flour

I couldn't have put it better myself. Indeed- I didn't....

Thank goodness for that. I was starting to think "coupon" was prison lingo for something a lot less acceptable, and you were possibly spreading bits of crusty bread all over your little captain to gain some sort of deprived bread lust pleasure.