Forum menu
[Closed] Three Word Story!
You know what to do, so I'll kick off 😀
---------------------------------------
She ran up
a large bill
but Bill's wife
had time to
. Not round here
Bish bash bosh
black and decker
wipe that mess
off your face
use my muff?
right now you
you dirty sccchhllaagg!!! *sorry
She picked up
a nasty illness
and gave it
a very big
dose of man
medicine, and a
tonic, of sorts
followed by a
shot of whale
sperm with some
extra special lovin'
until her eyes
stung. Then she
grabbed a towel
wiped the pearl
necklace from her
lovers neck before
whilst saying 'I ...
have done a
whopping great smelly
lasagne for tea.
Would you like
to know what
surf mat's guns
are doing in
exeter beat plymouth
announced the radio
controlled gnome that
was dangling his
tea bag over
his lover's chin
whilst she licked
her lips. Suddenly
life has new
potatoes, peas and
a nice Chianti.
with her beef
y lover's huge
portion of chips
egg and beans
digesting in the
highest order of
the freemasons. Consequently,
and slightly inconsequentially
The moons set.
Condom burst...again...
the missus pregnant
but still riding
the penny farthing
more tea Vicar ?
or hot chocolate
something for weekend
or late night
blurted the fatty
swinging, felching, scrubber
who often played
for Accrington stanley
2nd team. She
was a legend
without her pants
round her ankles
Belonged to a
millionaire russian pimp
bearing grease nipples
who also owned
a fekking singular
monkey nut salad