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her lips. Suddenly
life has new
potatoes, peas and
a nice Chianti.
with her beef
y lover's huge
portion of chips
egg and beans
digesting in the
highest order of
the freemasons. Consequently,
and slightly inconsequentially
The moons set.
Condom burst...again...
the missus pregnant
but still riding
the penny farthing
more tea Vicar ?
or hot chocolate
something for weekend
or late night
blurted the fatty
swinging, felching, scrubber
who often played
for Accrington stanley
2nd team. She
was a legend
without her pants
round her ankles
Belonged to a
millionaire russian pimp
bearing grease nipples
who also owned
a fekking singular
monkey nut salad
dressed with a
stained and stringy
pair of undercrackers
which had a
large frilly pink
sea anenome which
never wore helmets!
Bit her right
on the end
of her favourite