Damn I was foiled by my own trick.
can't do owt just yet, to late to drive and too sore to sing 🙁
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Oh my!
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I see Mark's spelling has improved
its a ruse!
Mark, Datz ( 😳 ) a wkd stead bro
(had you down as being a bit more radcore, mind)
Datz your plant needs a drop of water
i got it frum my mom she thort it luked nise so it woz a presint i didnt wont to dissapont her
I get that
i didnt wont to dissapont her
It might be too late 😉
It's never too late.
but wait...
i'm waiting.
no idea what we're waiting for but this looks like a queue.
God I love a good queue.
Can somebody please just block Datz? He's making tw4t of himself and it's just getting embarassing now. I know I shouldn't rise to it, but.
God won't help us queue. Although i do hope he brings us sandwich's.
Who is it anyway?
'tis getting on my tits having to read his post 2 or 3 times before it makes sense.
Who are you?
I'm me.
I'm Spartacus.
Spartacus who ?
Been away for the weekend, did I miss anything?
The wife's front bottom's chaffed, MarkDatz still appears to be the end of a bell, the Yeti's (alledgedly) been bummed off a tramp, and somebody on here says we should all be nicer to one another. Good weekend?
barnsley mitch shush your mouth! I did not have sexual relations with a tramp.
I remember buying the white lightning, and I remember going into the bus shelter, but after that, it's all a bit of a blur...
A 3 litre bottle of Olde English for the middle class
Think I'll stick with the ale if its all the same to you?
more juice please!
Yea, good weekend, thanks for the update barnsleymitch. Off in the campervan with wife and baby to Rutland Water. Some bike riding, some barbeque action, some wine.
Well worth it 🙂
our hamster got lost & then turned up again - oddly, he seems to have some chafing around his bollocks mitch. any thoughts from the wife ?
His thong may have been a bit too tight - at least that's what we think caused the wife's 'condition'.
too late?
F***ing MarkDatz! Every time I try and scroll up or down on this thread, I get caught out by that ridiculous void. T**t!
sounds like someone could do with a good turn out?
I'll have you know, cheekybadboy, that I'm as regular as clockwork. No binding up in my back body for this lad! Datz, however, must be hunted like a dog. LIKE A DOG!
Da ya like dags?
bejeesus this is still going?! You boys have some stamina!
why thank you mrsgrips, now where is that playboy bunny who wants nothing but a good f........
In a bus shelter, shouting at passing traffic and self fighting...
Self-fighting... 😆
She's not a tramp though she a 'bum'
when are you going to get passed this foreplay though? Something with a little pith... [wink]
Mrsgrips, behave yourself
... or there'll be a tan suede jacket on your banister before long, and that's fer shure
What the **** is this all about then?
did you think I'd forgotten?
Anyone seen my jacket?
yes, its hideous!
Yeah, but I can't find it. It's causing me to lose sleep. I'll be on the all night 'Thread Killers' thread vigil if I don't get it back soon.
found it!
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That is a nice jacket but it lacks the charm of my traditional thread stalking attire.
it matches your eyes!
well molgrips is away working and I'm bored so if I need to go shopping for a suede jacket then so be it...
wash your mind out young lady, what may seem stylish and debonaire now will appear to be a well worn tasseled poor use of skin in the cold hard light of day! 😀
whoops, sorry, wrong thread
Tsssk, Mr Nutt. A good tan suede jacket is the stuff that dreams are made of!
A good tan suede jacket is the stuff that dreams are made of!
If you dream of riding a Harley chopper while wearing an inappropriate hat and shades.
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gawddamn hillbillies!
Has anyone mentioned hilter yet, apparently if any thread on a forum goes on long enough someone will mention hilter.
SO **** it, its about someone did.
Did hilter like suede?
nah Brett Anderson was gay apparently
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They called him hilter.........on account that he liked it up to the hilt.
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for now?
There's always the allotment.
I blame it on the Rice Crispies personally. Dreadful.
lol
CountZero - Mrs Grips almost dated that bloke on the motorbike.. 😉
Don't be ridiculous... he had a black jacket, and he wore head scarves...
And technically I did date him; we went out for one drink. And he nearly fell off his bar stool when I ordered my second whiskey....
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Ha I kill your thread with a balck iridium blade, now try and post as I have cast a cloaking device level 8 spell, zzzzzzzzappp!
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I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid
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