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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (you won't remember all of them but you'll never forget the pig)... 😀


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:25 pm
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[i]Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. [/i]

Can slugs jump?
Dog's can't look up though.


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:28 pm
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elephants are the only mammal with four knees
the polar bear one is a myth
i have no idea how you would know that animals dont have sex for pleasure I though some other apes masturbated


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:31 pm
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you'll never forget your 1st pig

ask marc (I think you may have to be about 45-48 to have heard this one)


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:31 pm
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i bet worms can't jump either.


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:32 pm
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Porcupines float in water.

A duck's quack does echo.

Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises.


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:32 pm
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i didn't write this shit, just reposted it wondering what the reaction would be.


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:33 pm
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Dog's can't look up though.

Ahem....
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Posted : 25/09/2011 8:34 pm
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I know that they're not all true but it made me smile though so thanks! 😛


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:37 pm
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Bonobos


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:39 pm
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Nah, it's cheating.
It's sat down so it's body's facing up, because it can't look up.

Apart from some, but it uses up so much of their brain power, there's nothing left to think with.


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:41 pm
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mmb i couldn't stop hearing this after each of your sentences 🙂


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:42 pm
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cats have 32 muscles in each ear.

all polar bears are called Dave

cheetahs are so genetically similar due to a population bottleneck in the past that a transplant would be possible between any animal with no tissue rejection. It does make them a rather fragile species now as there is not enough genetic.


 
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Bonobo gibbons most definitely have sex for pleasure.

[url= http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/your-inner-bonobo/201108/who-invented-oral-sex ]http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/your-inner-bonobo/201108/who-invented-oral-sex[/url]


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:43 pm
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I saw a chimpanzee masturbating at Chester Zoo, he seemed to be enjoying himself. I bet he had sex for pleasure too. Proper spanking the monkey he was.


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:43 pm
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ha-ha spanking the monkey!


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:51 pm
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Bonobo gibbons

Bonobos a sub species of chimpanzee not a gibbon


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 8:53 pm
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Bonobo gibbons

Bonobos a sub species of chimpanzee not a gibbon

Perhaps so, but i think toys was referring to the lead singer of ZZ Top


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 9:06 pm
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been listening to this?


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 10:15 pm
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A close friend used to live in Chester Zoo. She had a boat named after her. Joy.


 
Posted : 25/09/2011 10:28 pm
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Is/was her name Joy or are you pleased she used to live in a the zoo?
Is/was she a penguin? If not how come she lived in the zoo?


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 9:39 am
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Has anyone told Rebecca Loos about the pig ?


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 10:04 am
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The praying mantis thing is rubbish too, they can have sex, they just thrash about better with their heads ripped off. Obviously


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 10:09 am
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all polar bears are called Dave

Not true. I've got one called Minty.


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 10:09 am
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Has anyone told Rebecca Loos about the pig ?

Has anyone told the pig about Rebecca Loos?


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 10:10 am
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Not true. I've got one called Minty.

I've got a rectangular bear. It's a polar bear after a coordinate transform.


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 10:13 am
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A silverback gorilla's penis is 4cm long.


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 10:28 am
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Starfishes make excellent politicians.


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 10:40 am
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Cougar, she was on a reality show set on a farm .there is a you-tube video of her assisting a pig to artificially inseminate .not for everyone but if you like that kind of thing she does have an excellent wrist action


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 11:05 am
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I've got a rectangular bear. It's a polar bear after a coordinate transform.

I really shouldn't have laughed, but I did.... 😳


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 11:10 am
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.there is a you-tube video of her assisting a pig to artificially inseminate .not for everyone but if you like that kind of thing she does have an excellent wrist action

... 'tappety tap' sound of y o u t u b e being typed into seperate browser...


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 11:19 am
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It turns out that pigs love to be masturbated by Rebecca Loo's.


 
Posted : 26/09/2011 11:23 am