[url= http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be ]Gay Teen in America Worried he might be a secret Christian![/url]
PMSL 😉
Jesus!
Christ !
Holy shit!
[url= http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/seriously_ladies_there_have ]My very favourite Onion piece[/url]
Sorry, not even a slight titter. Am I missing something.
What are the terms of the guarantee - can I get a refund or is it like for like replacement only.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/man_unable_to_wear_nice
sometimes the simple ones are the best 🙂
LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing poster [b]on a bike forum,chatting to men he is unlikely to meet,about all sorts of non bike related subjects,next he confesses to reading the Daily Mail, thinking it was a paper full of naked gay men.
Sorry, not even a slight titter. Am I missing something.
I dunno, the whole ridiculous pisstake out of Right Wing Christians in the US, and the whole social hypocrisy of it? Or perhaps I get this cos I've got a couple of gay mates who were brought up in very strict religious families, so in coming out they were essentially declaring themselves as Satan's Love Child! 😕
What are the terms of the guarantee - can I get a refund or is it like for like replacement only.
Caveat Emptor - Condition of the guarantee is that the buyer is in possession of a sense of humour. If you posses a sense of humour, and do still not find it funny, I shall refund you to the grand total of £0.00, as I very much doubt you're on a pay as you go internet deal still (if you are, hello, this is the 21st Century calling, the 1990's want their dialup modem back)...
Like for like replacement would normally not be a problem, but I can see you are perhaps a more difficult customer to satisfy, so I will have to refer you once again to the above Caveat Emptor...
sometimes the simple ones are the best
Hehehe. Sounds like me that guy! "My God, you're wearing a shirt" has been heard mentioned before on a night out... "As opposed to what, no shirt?" I think was my answer... 😉
Condition of the guarantee is that the buyer is in possession of a sense of humour.
Bollox...........so no chance of a refund for me 😐
This made me laugh, which probably means I'm a Very Bad Man. 😳
[url] http://www.theonion.com/content/video/vh1_reality_show_bus_crashes_in [/url]
What kind of society breeds hang ups like that? Only in America eh. :-/
This made me laugh, which probably means I'm a Very Bad Man.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/vh1_reality_show_bus_crashes_in
You're a bad bad man... 😉
Made me laugh a fair bit too.
What kind of society breeds hang ups like that? Only in America eh. :-/
LOL
The word you're looking for is "irony"... 😉