Dear all,
I'm considering setting up a cafe business in Northern Ireland
So far the options I've considered are:
1. Arranging a loan from the banks but thanks to the government and greed they are not lending
2. Speaking to Invest NI but they only lend to Americans who'll close the day they open, produce rubbish cars and then get done for drugs scams
3. Go out with an older woman with political connections in a dubious party with hypocritical religious connections and opinions
4. Becoming gay!
Thanks
TS
19 3/4 years old....
For you no.4 😉
Phew! Thanks SV
I thought I'd have to stoop to this mate! 😆
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I'd think very hard about opening a cafe. A very good mate of mine opened one which he closed down last year after 18months. In the current economic climate going to the Cafe is one of the first things cut. However if you are going ahead then I have a Rancilio 3 group industrial coffee machine in my garage that he'd like to sell.
How old was the bloke ts - surely not that young??!!
Oh and learn the "orange" handshake.
It's always the holier than thou ones isn't it 😈
if its in norn irn it'll need to be a restyurnt
for option 3, what's Gerry A's missus look like?
LEDU still about? they helped me out, they helped me out until the UVF put me out of buisness 8 months later 🙁
She's not one of the ones that can religiously "cure" gayness?
Jeebus, I didn't realise the details were out - nineteen??? All pretty sordid. All the makings of a classic
aye and one of her son's is a fornicator
Deadly
Yip - the kid was 19 at the time, now 21.
The lads at home on www.mtbrider.com are having a field day
Sanctimonious old hag that she is..... I hear her broom stick's for sale over on flea bay.
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If your hubby was knocking the **** out of you would you not look elsewhere?
SV - yes they're a wonderful family, great example to us all.....
Swish Family Robinson....
More like Swiss Bank Family Robinson - more news to come!!!!
What's the difference between Iris Robinson and the Royal Bank of Scotland? Iris Robinson has more withdrawals..........
IGMC
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Thinking of starting a business in Northern Ireland - advice please
Kneecap protectors.
thekingisdead - that's the problem, with Anne Bancroft you would, and she died in 2005!
I wonder if they took the traditional route?
apparently a young man was found wandering up the castlereagh road earlier singing....
'she was old and it was beautiful....'
Good luck! Not sure I would, although....
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