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[Closed] thinking of having the chop...anyone been through it?

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wife and i have done the kids thing, im too old for anymore so thinking of going in to have the bits taken care of...anyone had it done and were you walking around like john Wayne for days and how soon are you ready for action again 🙂


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 5:46 pm
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The chop. A bit drastic just have the snip instead


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 5:48 pm
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craig took the words out of my mouth!

😆


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 5:57 pm
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Lo cal anaesthetic
Didn't feel any pain, just a pulling sensation
Pain for about 3 days afterwards
Cycling a week after


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 5:58 pm
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Mate, no need to have it chopped off. Just because you have had kids, doesn't mean you still can't enjoy yourself.

I've heard marriage and kids mess your sex life up, but that is going a bit far.


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 5:58 pm
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Why not just get the wife spade?

We did it to our cat when I was a kid. Cat was fine just wandered less and got fat and lazy. Pretty much standard for women of a certain age really.


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 6:01 pm
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it was a doddle


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 6:01 pm
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phraseology was a wee bit off, you know what i mean...


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 6:04 pm
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Aye, theres no way i'd have turned up if it was called the chop.
20 yrs ago, no big deal.


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 6:10 pm
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Yarp, only two difficult moments were the doc not finding my second tube and threatening to send me home 'half cock'. I told him to MTFU and get in there and find it, then nearly bit the poor nurse when he seemed to shove his hand in and have a good root round...
Second moment(s) was the itchyness...

Oh, and two days off work, a week later all fine and a fortnight back on the bike and in the saddle so to speak. 😉


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 6:15 pm
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Posted : 19/05/2013 6:18 pm
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[quote=easygirl ]Lo cal anaesthetic
Aye - remember to tell them you're a cyclist. You wouldn't want the full fat stuff 🙂

Complete doddle btw. If I was doing it again though I'd wear earplugs.


 
Posted : 19/05/2013 6:25 pm