This week my wife got a peak flow meter from the asthma nurse. Thinking that I'd be fit as a butchers dog I had a go and got lower results that a gnat (400 when it should be 660ish). I'm a little bit worried now.
LOL I just tried mine and got 730 😀 must admit thats good for me.
Ive always had a low count around the 400 /450 mark even at my fittest it never more, the doc told me to mtfu when i quizzed him about it
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Cheers for bringing that vision back there Muke. I was in the middle of dinner.
Took a couple of blasts of the wife's inhaler then tried again - 700. Time to go visit the doc.
Without the inhaler 350, with 500. With whisky - possibly 1000 as I can't see after 2 half pints.
If you regret knowing facts never check your bank statement.
Mines improved since the asthma nurse up my seritide up to 125 which is still low but enough for me.
try again without inhalers before visiting the doc - there's a definite improvement as you "learn" how to blow it
Yep exhale fully then take a big inhale filling the lungs as much as possible then blowing as hard as possible seems to work for me.
What crowning means and what it looks like 😯
Technique is fine apparently.
Junkyard - Crowning - such a nice name for such a horrible sight. Lets just say I knew the colour of my first sons hair several hours before he was born.
ooh can i play,
drum roll..............
mine was 610 and i am a hobbit
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Just to raise the bar...1 man 1 jar... that is some seriously wrong stuff right there
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Having googled for the 2 girls 1 cup thing when I first heard it I'm so reluctant to do the same but *I have to know*.....
Aah, that's not as bad as the girls.
Not as bad? you crazy. 1 man 1 jar is bad, too bad to watch!
Also wish i didn;t know about tub girl
bme pain olympics had more impact on me than 2g1c or 1g1j
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it"s practise i"am fat, wheezy, and old and i can hit 750 8)
I'm asthmatic but regularly hit 840 with 860 being the best I've done. A lot of that is down to practice though I reckon. I'm a big lad though which helps.
there is a whole list of things i wished i never knew.
some are:
-our lives, the existence of our race on the planet is essentially irrelevant. yet we concern ourselves about the fact we didn't get as work done as we'd hoped last week or that the traffic was bad.
-i know we/i have to work, but why? shouldn't we work less (say four days typically), get paid more and take money from the likes of Mittal and Phillip Green through higher, more efficient taxes?
-tony blair - and those that have preceeded him, and those that follow both here and abroad - are mostly all egotistic künts who couldn't give a flying intercourse for what we think yet we read and hear what they have to say through the media.
-the only thing you can trust in the newspaper is the date (mostly).
-smoking cannabis has health risks.
-i've got to visit the dentist but don't have health insurance.
-i've got to go back to work in one week.
-germany is still a very fascist country.
bme pain olympics had more impact on me than 2g1c or 1g1j
Actually that man has a point, that stuff is actually so unreal you can almost watch it...but not not quite because you grab your bollocks so hard that you cry
Having watched 1 guy 1 jar, I noticed quite a few scars on his body and can't help think its something he's done before, and probably enjoys.
Having watched 1 guy 1 jar, I noticed quite a few scars on his body and can't help think its something he's done before, and probably enjoys.
BME pain olympics....if that is actually real then there's some very unhinged people in the world
chvck 1 man 1 jar.omfg 😯
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ok....
"goatse girl" vid.
How do you get one of these peak flow meters? Are they available on the High St. or do you need access an asthma nurse?? Cheers.
1 man 1 jar............how would you explain that at A&E 😯
Just watched BME pain Olympics...
WTF lol that is so wrong!
There's a thing down at the pub where i work called Johnny Black, Neck tattoos shaven head and two size 12 boots of bad attitude to all of us behind the bar, I really wish I didn't know him.
WTF!!!! Having sat through the olypics, I should have known beeter than to click the jar thing.
Never again will I moan about catching me 2 veg on the back of the saddle!!
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
That's the second time I've heard (seen in this case) 1 guy 1 jar mentioned tonight! I'm away to check it out...