[Closed] Things you shouldn't Google.

One of the working at height trainers in work was asked the question do you get harnesses for women. So off he went to google female harness.

Didn't quite get what he was liking for.

John Drummer

In a moment of freakish coincidence I've just received an e-mail to say the Sex Gang Children are playing The Garage, London on 24th May!

http://mamacolive.com/thegarage/listings/date/2014/5/24/

One of the security designers here was asked to put together a Pegging System for a prison (which is a type of time n attendance system), he wan't sure what it was so googled 'pegging', he didn't like what he saw!

Blue waffle. Go on!

Alaskan pipeline..........

You know, I thought I'd read the Internet, but "blue waffle" isn't one I've come acr- er, heard of before. Am I really going to regret googling it?

Not at all, gooo onnnn...

Am I really going to regret googling it?

Nah, you'll be fine.

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Munging

For bands not to search for, 'Porno for Pyros' comes write high on the list, but I seen to remember getting a bollocking at school for looking for Barenaked Ladies stuff as well.

The best I've heard was my very shy, very sheltered, very Christian, geologist ex-housemate who, while looking for papers to do with geology, googled 'cleavage in dykes'...

Much amusement reading this. More than a few have cropped up on here over the years, as did the subjects on my computer when I did the search.
At work.
Well, I didn't have a computer at home back when I first started on here.
😆

Once got a shock looking for pics of Prince Alberts!

Not website as such
Films, both quite disturbing

Mordum I think it's called

Tumbling doll of flesh

My 7 year old daughter is doing a class project on Queen Victoria. She googled 'Prince Albert' images. Jesus!!!!!! Missus nearly had a fit. Hilarious thinking back now tho!

2 kids 1 sandbox

do not google 'eel soup' whatever you do

There's a railway locomotive called a 'big boy'. It's a 'steam' loco. Do not Google for both these terms at once. I can't recall the details now...

Once, when looking for some meat-free dinner inspiration for that evening, I googled 'interesting things to do with vegetables'.

Oops.

Red pancake 😯

Ironically, [url= https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cock+sauce ]Cock Sauce[/url] is perfectly fine.

Well, I googled.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/bluewaffle.asp

... will tell you all you need to know.

I feel sick.

and there's no way I'm googling 'cake farts'

There is only one thing on the nets, rotten.com as per, that has made me question what I am doing.

So much so, I don't even think I will post what it was.

Nasssssty.

and there's no way I'm googling 'cake farts'

Cake Farts is a shock site featuring a video clip of a woman breaking wind on a frosted cake. Since its online release in 2008, the footage has led to the creation of dozens of reaction videos on YouTube.

Just googled Tubgirl as I couldn't resist. OMG that is foul. I think a little bit of sick just came up!

Now deleting history and cookies from the IPad before the wife and 4 year old finds it!

I think "to tug or not to tug" might be a bad idea although it seems to have an innocent usage on the bike forum right now.

Thread pruning?

Girl I used to work with cut her arm at work and decided to use the internet to see the best medical thing to do, so she googled 'weeping gash'......

I was once after an image of a subway footlong. Image results for 'footlong' were not sfw...

Out in the hills one day we happened across an animal trap loaded with a shotgun shell. It went off with quite a bang when I poked it with a stick, a wonder noone was injured.

Anyway, back home and googling to find out what it was, most of the images were post mortem photos of people killed while setting said traps. Seemingly common in eastern Europe. Nasty.

1 priest 1 nun

Cannot believe all the talk is of tub girl when someone's posts 2 girls 1 cup 😯

Even found family guy fame

Not sure how true, but I'm sure I read somewhere that '2 girls...' was faked, using entirely appropriately coloured ice cream.

I was trying to find out import duty rates so I googled "hm customs" seems hm doesn't just mean her majesties but also homosexual male ...

Not sure how true, but I'm sure I read somewhere that '2 girls...' was faked, using entirely appropriately coloured ice cream.

I'm not sure that girl could fit a Mr Whippy machine up her bum.

You would be amazed at the storage possibilities.

....why not google it?

You would be amazed at the storage possibilities.
....why not google it?

People are strange.

People are strange.

...and surprisingly capacious.

...and surprisingly capacious

2nd munging

Also try try Meatspin.com and "spacedocking"

Meatspin.com

I think that's the first time I've ever seen the "proper" video 😯

Amusingly, it's probably more gay.

😆

I'm fine.

But my ipad needs it's memory bleaching.

In the early days of the Internetz I was looking for the website of Werner Kayak Paddles.

One of the links from the pre Google search Engine that came up was Julie Werner Wisconsin, being the naive youth that I was I thought that would be the one.

I clicked on it.

I was wrong!

It was Julie Werner Wisconsin.....home made spanking paddles!

I think this is as bad as the interweb can get

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Jeremy - Wrecking Ball[/url]

On the topic of Goatse, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard when this appeared live BBC Breakfast

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Me and MrsBOuy googled some of these you lot suggested, I was not shocked by anything I saw..

Am I wired up wrong?

Am I wired up wrong?

No. You're just an internet badass.

bikebouy - Member
Me and MrsBOuy googled some of these you lot suggested, I was not shocked by anything I saw..

Am I wired up wrong?

Depends if you tried spacedocking after reading about it

Me and MrsBOuy googled some of these you lot suggested, I was not shocked by anything I saw..

You didn't find 2 girls 1 cup then...

You didn't find 2 girls 1 cup then...

*shudder*

The YouTube vid of people's reaction is quality though!

Machette attack video.

Just watched Octopus Girl 😯

Although this description on the sight explained fit very well

Although the storyline of the movie is simple and the camera work quite amateurish, the film itself has some complex themes. Most notably, the theme of the place of human beings in nature is examined in Octopus Girl. It raises several questions about ocean pollution and the nuclear industry.

alabama hot-pocket

ever so slightly wrong.

4 girls finger paint 😯

What ever you do, never ever google Pain Olympics!

4 girls finger paint wins I think

[i]4 girls finger paint[/i]

I thought... How bad can it be..? then I thought ... Aaah yes! So I didn't.

she put the word pussy into her search criteria

Nah we just googled a few whilst the Fat/Sugar programme was on so evidently missed a couple out...

I shall have another look tonight 😉

YOU DESERVE GOATSE.

Forgot to check this when I got home last night... desperate to know what Goatse is. I assume I have to wait until the kids are in bed..

[i]desperate to know what Goatse is[/i]

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Ok I'm going in...

Why did I do that, I'll not get to sleep now...

Why did I do that, I'll not get to sleep now...

Rubbed raw?

Ok I'm going in...

Best unfortunate choice of phrase ever.

Ok I'm going in...

Best unfortunate choice of phrase ever.

Lol 😆

not stricly google, but this made me laugh...

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Just emailed someone to search Goole images for Goatse and he sent back a video on whatsapp.

OMG never seen anything like it. I managed about 20s and I felt sick as did my boss.

It didn't have a title and I have no idea how describe what I have watched.