[Closed] Things you shouldn't Google.

Goatse

Cannot be unseen 🙁

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Mooncup

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it's a dark dark hole you're opening with this 😯

one man one jar 😯

Lemon party

are these things SFW or not?

Saw a headline in the paper about the biggest snake being found.
So googled worlds biggest snake.
Don't, unless you like naked gentlemen.

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[i]are these things SFW or not?[/i]

😆

I'd go with a big NO

[i]Don't, unless you like naked gentlemen.[/i]

I got a page full of naked gentlemen once. Can't for the life of me remember what made them appear. I think I've blocked it from my memory.

If you are at work and looking for a pub in the lakes with a dark sounding name, don't google ' black cock in Cumbria '....

Ask Jeeves.

Invaginated penis

I know what both these words mean but I still had to look it up - funny how the mind works

are these things SFW or not?

depends where you work, really.

are these things SFW or not?

all depends where you work...

and as for Goatse.. Don't. Not even out of curiosity. I did many many years ago..

I can't see this thread lasting very long, but we'll see.

I worked with a lovely woman called Janet who wanted to adopt a cat, she put the word pussy into her search criteria. The result is now the stuff of myth and legend. Dont think I have ever laughed so much in my life.

Tub girl cured me of curiosity as far as the internet is concerned 😥

I can't see this thread lasting very long, but we'll see.

Tub girl

.....did I just hear a camels back going twang?

I made the mistake of typing "Seymour Butts" into google, looking for the prank call that Bart makes to Moe in The Simpsons. I did not know there was an actor who also goes by that name.

Ironically, Cougar is one the words you should Google.

maccruiskeen - Member
Hora

I might get this tattoo

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I googled Tub girl once... why oh why oh why... Goatse has tempted me, but I'm just scared to be honest.

Goatse has tempted me, but I'm just scared to be honest.

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[i]but I'm just scared to be honest.[/i]

Stay that way. It's just not worth it man.

Blue waffle?

That has to be 'shopped, surely.

Bluewaffle

First link on google

Edit : Ah, Stoner beat me to it

"Things that look like goatse"

Remarkably safe for work:

http://ttllg.tumblr.com/

We had some funding for something our business development person wanted to call the "Faith Action Project". Someone else suggested a change in name to avoid the obvious acronym. She didn't understand why this was a problem. We suggested she spent a couple of minutes with google. The project got called something else.

Tub girl..jeez I've seen some things ,but that....

It's orange juice, IIRC.

Cheers Stoner.. I'm getting the idea. I will stay well away.
Where did the name come from?

Edit - Now I'm wondering, how on earth can I get an idea of what it is, in my head, without actually seeing it, and how did those images appear in my head anyway, when I haven't seen anything like it before... need more drink.

[i]That has to be 'shopped, surely.[/i]

Argh! Keep your thoughts to yourself! 😥

a friend of mine lived in a terrace house with a front door that opened onto the street

there was a draft and she wanted a curtain pole to hang from the wall, but she wanted it to move with the door

she was surprised by the search returns she got when she searched for Swinging Poles

No longer the quality outdoor retailer they once were, but a search for "Blacks Outdoor" is fraught with danger.

As is looking for the Headquarters of a well known suspension company named after a bushy tailed mammal. As in, Fox HQ.

My dad was once searching for some thing, but wasn't finding what he was looking. he got pee'd off with the computer and type the words 'F***ing machines' and hit enter.......bless him.

I was once looking for a camping shop in blackburn and googled " outdoor action " , cripes !!!!!

I just googled Goatse! Fortunately a description of what it is came up in one of the hits before I saw any pictures. I didn't feel the need to go any further.

I once got into bother at college googling a well known Leeds (now Harrogate) bike shop because I typed in an 'f' too many...

It's orange juice, IIRC.

Whatever helps you sleep at night....

It's orange juice, IIRC.

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