[Closed] Things you shouldn't Google.

Goatse

Cannot be unseen 🙁

Footflaps

Mooncup

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it's a dark dark hole you're opening with this 😯

one man one jar 😯

Lemon party

are these things SFW or not?

Saw a headline in the paper about the biggest snake being found.
So googled worlds biggest snake.
Don't, unless you like naked gentlemen.

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[i]are these things SFW or not?[/i]

😆

I'd go with a big NO

[i]Don't, unless you like naked gentlemen.[/i]

I got a page full of naked gentlemen once. Can't for the life of me remember what made them appear. I think I've blocked it from my memory.

If you are at work and looking for a pub in the lakes with a dark sounding name, don't google ' black cock in Cumbria '....

Ask Jeeves.

Invaginated penis

I know what both these words mean but I still had to look it up - funny how the mind works

are these things SFW or not?

depends where you work, really.

are these things SFW or not?

all depends where you work...

and as for Goatse.. Don't. Not even out of curiosity. I did many many years ago..

I can't see this thread lasting very long, but we'll see.

I worked with a lovely woman called Janet who wanted to adopt a cat, she put the word pussy into her search criteria. The result is now the stuff of myth and legend. Dont think I have ever laughed so much in my life.

Tub girl cured me of curiosity as far as the internet is concerned 😥

I can't see this thread lasting very long, but we'll see.

Tub girl

.....did I just hear a camels back going twang?

I made the mistake of typing "Seymour Butts" into google, looking for the prank call that Bart makes to Moe in The Simpsons. I did not know there was an actor who also goes by that name.

Ironically, Cougar is one the words you should Google.

maccruiskeen - Member
Hora

I might get this tattoo

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I googled Tub girl once... why oh why oh why... Goatse has tempted me, but I'm just scared to be honest.

Goatse has tempted me, but I'm just scared to be honest.

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[i]but I'm just scared to be honest.[/i]

Stay that way. It's just not worth it man.

Blue waffle?

That has to be 'shopped, surely.

Bluewaffle

First link on google

Edit : Ah, Stoner beat me to it

"Things that look like goatse"

Remarkably safe for work:

http://ttllg.tumblr.com/

We had some funding for something our business development person wanted to call the "Faith Action Project". Someone else suggested a change in name to avoid the obvious acronym. She didn't understand why this was a problem. We suggested she spent a couple of minutes with google. The project got called something else.

Tub girl..jeez I've seen some things ,but that....

It's orange juice, IIRC.

Cheers Stoner.. I'm getting the idea. I will stay well away.
Where did the name come from?

Edit - Now I'm wondering, how on earth can I get an idea of what it is, in my head, without actually seeing it, and how did those images appear in my head anyway, when I haven't seen anything like it before... need more drink.

[i]That has to be 'shopped, surely.[/i]

Argh! Keep your thoughts to yourself! 😥

a friend of mine lived in a terrace house with a front door that opened onto the street

there was a draft and she wanted a curtain pole to hang from the wall, but she wanted it to move with the door

she was surprised by the search returns she got when she searched for Swinging Poles

No longer the quality outdoor retailer they once were, but a search for "Blacks Outdoor" is fraught with danger.

As is looking for the Headquarters of a well known suspension company named after a bushy tailed mammal. As in, Fox HQ.

My dad was once searching for some thing, but wasn't finding what he was looking. he got pee'd off with the computer and type the words 'F***ing machines' and hit enter.......bless him.

I was once looking for a camping shop in blackburn and googled " outdoor action " , cripes !!!!!

I just googled Goatse! Fortunately a description of what it is came up in one of the hits before I saw any pictures. I didn't feel the need to go any further.

I once got into bother at college googling a well known Leeds (now Harrogate) bike shop because I typed in an 'f' too many...

It's orange juice, IIRC.

Whatever helps you sleep at night....

It's orange juice, IIRC.

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[i]Fortunately a description of what it is came up[/i]

Yeah, cool. Cos that's not at all disturbing. IF YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION.

there used to be a goth band called "Sex Gang Children"

I still haven't dared to google it, so I don't know whether the band will come up, or something much less savoury...

any volunteers?

John, as it happens, I was just listening to a track by this lot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Black_Teenagers

I was designing an outdoor play area for a housing scheme. My boss mentioned he'd seen an advert somewhere for Swedish company doing some nice stuff.

Googled 'Swedish play equipment'.

Oooh err misses.

I've recounted this before so I'll keep it short.

Back when the Internet was still in black and white, I was pushing to get web access for the tech support department at work. Unannounced, the two Muslim company owners came over and asked for a demonstration.

I explained what a web browser was, how URLs work. Explained that most websites were www.companyname.com, for example www.microsoft.com. I keyed this in and up came MS's site.

On a roll, I wanted to show something relevant so said "we're having issues with DTK motherboards at the moment, let's see if they have a support page." I typed in www.dtk.com and watched as, at ISDN speeds, the "Dressed To Kill rubberwear and fetishwear" website unfolded down the screen.

After the longest five seconds' silence of my life, one of the directors said quietly, "yes, I don't think we'll be getting that for Tech."

[i]Yeah, cool. Cos that's not at all disturbing. IF YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION. [/i]

much like stoners ascii effort 😯

john_drummer - Member
there used to be a goth band called "Sex Gang Children"

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Whereas Flashies one, high on the page, is this monstrosity 😯

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ARGH!

Not sure the exact google search, something like 'octopus girl' or along those lines. Its not nice. At all. If you can find it...

A colleague searching for Tiny Tears dolls put 'tiny tears' into google.

The results were not what she was expecting.

Octopus Girl is NOT NICE... it's really toe curling

I was doing an image search for tektites for a uni piece. On page seven there was a picture of a woman sucking off a horse! It was properly random.

Got a first for the work too.

"premium quality jungle cock" was unsurprisingly never going to end well (it's a type of fancy chicken)

I've got a packet of cock flavoured soup, bought it from aldi 😆

I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic introduces himself as "the goatse bloke from the picture" to people

Why oh why oh why oh why, did I google this?

zippykona - Member
Tub girl..jeez I've seen some things ,but that....

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I won't sleep for at least a week now....

I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic introduces himself as "the goatse bloke from the picture" to people

More worrying if he offers them a handshake, surely?

the very first website i tried to visit was www.acdc.com, which at that time was not owned by an australian rock band, so as it was loading i realised this and stopped it.
i decided to go instead to the bennets website as my bike insurance was soon to be due.
i was completely unaware that there was a gay nightclub in glasgow.
my wife was like 'yeah i think i can see what this internet thing is all about'
first thing i thought when i saw the thread title was blue waffle.

[i]I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic [/i]

I seem to recall.. (though I know I really don't want to) that it was more than one bloke. That it appeared to be quite a common practice?
I'd like to find out I was wrong.

DezB - Member

I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic

I seem to recall.. (though I know I really don't want to) that it was more than one bloke. That it appeared to be quite a common practice?
I'd like to find out I was wrong.

Google image search, it was wall to wall 🙁

2 girls 1 cup

Degloved finger...

[i]Google image search, it was wall to wall[/i]

No! They said! They said it was JUST ONE BLOKE. I'm now convinced. Thank you.

Once saw a chap with 3 ladies and lets just say they may have just had one hand each but probably not.

emsz - Member
I've got a packet of cock flavoured soup, bought it from aldi

Surely that's wasted on you 😉

FWIW, we have cock seasoning in the kitchen cupboard 🙂

From a lot of the posts, it would appear not many are taking the advice in the title...

cake farts

pudding farts

Degloved finger

Doesn't take a rocket-scientist to work out what that'll look like. I imagine de-sleaved arm etc will throw up some horrific images.

Ouch, thats just reminded me of a picture I saw during my engineering apprenticeship...

in which case

'Bench Grinder Accident'

is unlikely to aid digestion

I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic

I seem to recall.. (though I know I really don't want to) that it was more than one bloke.

IIRC, it was originally a website describing his adventures in stretching, a proto-blog from the geocities era. The picture name came from the URL - goatse.cx

I just googled Goatse! Fortunately a description of what it is came up in one of the hits before I saw any pictures. I didn't feel the need to go any further.

Things not to google at work

White power... no,no, not what I mean
I mean white power shock...no, thats worse

Never mind, I will look for the service manual for my motorcycle shock absorber when I get home 😐

My mate used to have a print-out of Goatse on his fridge.

No, he didn't have a girlfriend.

It's one way of losing weight, it'll put you off eating for sure..

if we keep going with this thread these ominous search terms might direct people to STW 😀

My mate used to have a print-out of Goatse on his fridge.

💡

Finally found the target market for my range of novelty tea towel holders

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