[Closed] Things you shouldn't Google.

[i]Fortunately a description of what it is came up[/i]

Yeah, cool. Cos that's not at all disturbing. IF YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION.

there used to be a goth band called "Sex Gang Children"

I still haven't dared to google it, so I don't know whether the band will come up, or something much less savoury...

any volunteers?

John, as it happens, I was just listening to a track by this lot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Black_Teenagers

I was designing an outdoor play area for a housing scheme. My boss mentioned he'd seen an advert somewhere for Swedish company doing some nice stuff.

Googled 'Swedish play equipment'.

Oooh err misses.

I've recounted this before so I'll keep it short.

Back when the Internet was still in black and white, I was pushing to get web access for the tech support department at work. Unannounced, the two Muslim company owners came over and asked for a demonstration.

I explained what a web browser was, how URLs work. Explained that most websites were www.companyname.com, for example www.microsoft.com. I keyed this in and up came MS's site.

On a roll, I wanted to show something relevant so said "we're having issues with DTK motherboards at the moment, let's see if they have a support page." I typed in www.dtk.com and watched as, at ISDN speeds, the "Dressed To Kill rubberwear and fetishwear" website unfolded down the screen.

After the longest five seconds' silence of my life, one of the directors said quietly, "yes, I don't think we'll be getting that for Tech."

[i]Yeah, cool. Cos that's not at all disturbing. IF YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION. [/i]

much like stoners ascii effort 😯

john_drummer - Member
there used to be a goth band called "Sex Gang Children"

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Whereas Flashies one, high on the page, is this monstrosity 😯

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ARGH!

Not sure the exact google search, something like 'octopus girl' or along those lines. Its not nice. At all. If you can find it...

A colleague searching for Tiny Tears dolls put 'tiny tears' into google.

The results were not what she was expecting.

Octopus Girl is NOT NICE... it's really toe curling

I was doing an image search for tektites for a uni piece. On page seven there was a picture of a woman sucking off a horse! It was properly random.

Got a first for the work too.

"premium quality jungle cock" was unsurprisingly never going to end well (it's a type of fancy chicken)

I've got a packet of cock flavoured soup, bought it from aldi 😆

I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic introduces himself as "the goatse bloke from the picture" to people

Why oh why oh why oh why, did I google this?

zippykona - Member
Tub girl..jeez I've seen some things ,but that....

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I won't sleep for at least a week now....

I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic introduces himself as "the goatse bloke from the picture" to people

More worrying if he offers them a handshake, surely?

the very first website i tried to visit was www.acdc.com, which at that time was not owned by an australian rock band, so as it was loading i realised this and stopped it.
i decided to go instead to the bennets website as my bike insurance was soon to be due.
i was completely unaware that there was a gay nightclub in glasgow.
my wife was like 'yeah i think i can see what this internet thing is all about'
first thing i thought when i saw the thread title was blue waffle.

[i]I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic [/i]

I seem to recall.. (though I know I really don't want to) that it was more than one bloke. That it appeared to be quite a common practice?
I'd like to find out I was wrong.

DezB - Member

I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic

I seem to recall.. (though I know I really don't want to) that it was more than one bloke. That it appeared to be quite a common practice?
I'd like to find out I was wrong.

Google image search, it was wall to wall 🙁

2 girls 1 cup

Degloved finger...

[i]Google image search, it was wall to wall[/i]

No! They said! They said it was JUST ONE BLOKE. I'm now convinced. Thank you.

Once saw a chap with 3 ladies and lets just say they may have just had one hand each but probably not.

emsz - Member
I've got a packet of cock flavoured soup, bought it from aldi

Surely that's wasted on you 😉

FWIW, we have cock seasoning in the kitchen cupboard 🙂

From a lot of the posts, it would appear not many are taking the advice in the title...

cake farts

pudding farts

Degloved finger

Doesn't take a rocket-scientist to work out what that'll look like. I imagine de-sleaved arm etc will throw up some horrific images.

Ouch, thats just reminded me of a picture I saw during my engineering apprenticeship...

in which case

'Bench Grinder Accident'

is unlikely to aid digestion

I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic

I seem to recall.. (though I know I really don't want to) that it was more than one bloke.

IIRC, it was originally a website describing his adventures in stretching, a proto-blog from the geocities era. The picture name came from the URL - goatse.cx

I just googled Goatse! Fortunately a description of what it is came up in one of the hits before I saw any pictures. I didn't feel the need to go any further.

Things not to google at work

White power... no,no, not what I mean
I mean white power shock...no, thats worse

Never mind, I will look for the service manual for my motorcycle shock absorber when I get home 😐

My mate used to have a print-out of Goatse on his fridge.

No, he didn't have a girlfriend.

It's one way of losing weight, it'll put you off eating for sure..

if we keep going with this thread these ominous search terms might direct people to STW 😀

My mate used to have a print-out of Goatse on his fridge.

💡

Finally found the target market for my range of novelty tea towel holders

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One of the working at height trainers in work was asked the question do you get harnesses for women. So off he went to google female harness.

Didn't quite get what he was liking for.

John Drummer

In a moment of freakish coincidence I've just received an e-mail to say the Sex Gang Children are playing The Garage, London on 24th May!

http://mamacolive.com/thegarage/listings/date/2014/5/24/

One of the security designers here was asked to put together a Pegging System for a prison (which is a type of time n attendance system), he wan't sure what it was so googled 'pegging', he didn't like what he saw!

Blue waffle. Go on!

Alaskan pipeline..........

You know, I thought I'd read the Internet, but "blue waffle" isn't one I've come acr- er, heard of before. Am I really going to regret googling it?

Not at all, gooo onnnn...

Am I really going to regret googling it?

Nah, you'll be fine.

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Munging

For bands not to search for, 'Porno for Pyros' comes write high on the list, but I seen to remember getting a bollocking at school for looking for Barenaked Ladies stuff as well.

The best I've heard was my very shy, very sheltered, very Christian, geologist ex-housemate who, while looking for papers to do with geology, googled 'cleavage in dykes'...