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biscuits.
Pints
Along similar lines but I can never have one cracker with cheese.
Bikes
Fererro Roche.
Biscuits crisps etc.
I once watched a woman take out half a crunchy on a train.
What the actual **** is half a crunchy.
Definitely biscuits and definitely a cracker with cheese. Pints, I reckon I can have just one, but I struggle to just have two
Fish finger
Jaffa Cakes
balls? . . . unless you're Hitler of course.
It's the half left after you've ate 5 and a half and can't face finishing the sixth.What the actual **** is half a crunchy.
bottle of wine
running shoes
bumbags
rucksacks
Fish finger
Chapeau!
Goes on GTA.
Cheeseburgers (hence the invention of the double cheeseburger).
Olives
Bikes
Shoes 😀
Glass of red wine
You know how the "king-sized" chocolate bars are now "Duo"?
You're fooling no-one, Mars.
Peanut m&ms
Helpings of chilli
Pears
It's the half left after you've ate 5 and a half and can't face finishing the sixth.
I thought they only came in packs of 4!
You can't have one trouser?
Avocado sandwiches
Siamese cats
A cymbal. Useless
Biscuits, it's either none or a packet.
Chocolate (things like Buttons or Maltesers), again, it's either none or the whole packet. Yes, that does include share bags...
Dried apricots. After banning the above from my house, I went for the healthy option. Turns out I can't be trusted with these either...
None food based:
Bike helmets. Currently on 7.
Bikes. Also, currently on 7.
Running shoes, 6 or 7 pairs, no idea really.
Strawberries
Strokes, the good kind.
Castanets.
Best wishes.
KitKat balls.
[quote=slowpuncheur ]A cymbal. Useless
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Wheel. Oh hang on...
A cymbal. Useless
Not with a drumstick it isn't.
Edit:beaten to it by aracer..
Bia Hoi in my favourite bar in Hanoi. At 10,000 VND (about 30p) a glass it's way too easy to consume many more than "Just the one" . . . 🙂
Binners
A clapping hand.
Cadbury chocolate fingers........I'm talking packets here.
Boobs
Shoes.
Twin
A trouser.
Eastern Eurpoean twins.
Digestive biscuits.
A cymbal. Useless
Not with a drumstick it isn't.
I have seen drummers playing cymbals with their hands...
A clapping hand.
Yes you can. Clap your fingers down against your palm.
Stroke
a post poo wipe.
Pedals.
Technics turntables.
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Glasses of bourbon.
Animals that need rescuing in the event of a biblical flood.
Forks
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The sound of one hand clapping is usually management bollocks types patting themselves on the back.
Pretty much everything...
"One is None,
Two is One"
Glasses of bourbon.
Bastard.,, just had one of those....now I need another 😉 )
Cups of tea after a ride.
Damn, ned beat me too it
On the theme - pubic hair
Bastard.,, just had one of those....now I need another )
Fourth glass of Tin Cup here. Stressful day at work is becoming a fuzzy memory 🙂
What slowpuncheur said
How do you copy a Flickr image link into here when using an iPad?
Numbers
Chopstick
Guitars
zanelad - Member
Twin
If you're a twin you can have just the one.
CaptainFlashheart - MemberBinners
To quote David Saint Hubbins:
"little girl its a great big world, but theres only one of me"
Anyway.... a pistachio nut. You need 400 minimum
Women in a threesome.
(Think of the alternative 😛 )
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glass 8)
Coke ----- Ho's
<ponders apostrophe faux pas - runs with it>
Trouser
Fishing rods
Tire levers
Beer
Parking tickets
pringles
Tents
Kayaks
Dry bags
Bikes of course
OS maps
Welsh cakes
Peroni
Pieface - Memberbumbags
You own more than one bumbag Pieface? 😕 😛
Nunchuck.
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See?
Chocolate raisins
Crisps
Anything involving peanut butter
Anything involving Marmite
MTB standards
a scissor
sock…..!
Mis-paired socks
Balls.
Well, you could have one but guess most blokes prefer 2
5mm Allen key
I used to work with a bloke who would regularly have half a packet of (normal sized) crisps with his sandwiches at lunch time. He’d open up a new pack, consume half, and then put a clothes peg on the bag and put in his desk until the next day.
Oh to have the self-control!