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Suited Business lady walking a few yards in front of me to work this morning.
Takes a huge direct hit from a Seagull poop, tried not to smile as she goes into panic mode, not sure if she was more anoyed with my smirk or the seagull.
😉
I found this quite funny, about 32 seconds in.
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Not really following the theme of the thread but funny non the less.
I saw a similar thing happen, but it was to my head of year (who was universally hated) on my way to school one morning as a 15 year old.
He just turned around (he wasn't far from his house so went home to change), looked at me and said 'it's going to be one of those days'.
I was joyous 🙂
Just a few days ago, tripped up down a small set of steps and threw my soup all over my assistant manager (exactly like a comedy scene in a film). I couldn't stop laughing.
Someone joking that they were going to blow up the airport on Twitter - made me laugh, but it shouldn't really.
Mates crashing on their bikes.... unless they're out cold.
Fully attired Iron Maiden fan with hands in pockets + uneven pavement = Comedy face plant.
Simon Bates' 'Your tune' on Radio One in the early 90s. A horrid tale of disease and death, on the factory radio - a mate and I looked at each other and laughed 'til we hurt. No real idea why to this day.
that donkey/child/Ostrich video was ****ing hilarious, but apparently we weren't supposed to find that funny...
Someone joking that they were going to blow up the airport on Twitter - made me laugh, but it shouldn't really.
I laughed when he got convicted and all these idiots on Twitter were up in arms.
nickc - Memberthat donkey/child/Ostrich video was ****ing hilarious, but apparently we weren't supposed to find that funny...
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lets not go there again nick 😉
a goth, fully mansoned up, out shopping with his mom.
A proud occassion no doubt but the expression on the guys face to The Queens right always makes me giggle
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Woody - good job he didn't have a wo...
All the people getting worked up over the new PM - probably shouldn't as I don't think we're in for a good time (not that I think we would have been irrespective...) but the angst, bile and so on does make me smile 🙂
Find MC Hotwheels on youtube.
that's possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
And an ossifer no less!
you got a link to it mister p? funniest thing ive ever seen was my brother running into a sliding glass door. He bounced off it and travelled about 2 feet in the air before he landed again! fortunately he didnt go through it 🙂
Sorry sambob, youtube is blocked at work so I can't get a link for you.
This was terrible in a funny but shouldn't be way. Went to a pub quiz on Monday night, a lady walked in with a guide dog which was a surprisingly tufty retriever cross (I thought they were supposed to be labs?). She took the guide handle off it and it lay down and dozed for a while.
Some time later she got up to leave, and picked up the guide handle. Dog promptly wandered off and hid under a table full of pub quizzers, while she called it slightly forlornly. It didn't come out for a couple of minutes, I think.
Thing is, because it was a guide dog, I think everyone had that thing of 'I'm not supposed to touch it or anything', so just looked REALLY awkward and silently shouted at the dog to get its stuff together.
I really shouldn't have found this funny so I'm quite prepared for the justifiable flaming I'll get.
Guy at work was telling me he had to go to hospital for some tests for suspected prostate cancer.
Clearly this isn't the funny part, however when he went into the most graphic and minute detail about having things inserted up his rectum and down the shaft of his penis, plus he'll most likely have erectile disfunction (you have to see him to realise that the image of him shagging is hilarious), incontinance (requiring the wearing of "incontinance pads in his underpants" his words) etc etc. I struggled to stiffle a s****, I am afterall anally retentive with the sense of humour of a 5 year old.
Shame on me! 😳
I was once in the middle of punching an "enemy" in the face (school) as he had tried all day to get a rise out of me. Went for a proper full power punch-through-their-head punch, just as a really good mate ran in and knocked him out of the way. Knocked my mate flat on his back and smashed his nose. Couldn't help but find it extremely funny (while trying to apologise and help him to the nurse) which he didn't find overly amusing at first, but when the head had me in for a stern chat I just kept getting those bubbling-up giggles the more serious he got. Ended up having to sit outside until I got it out of my system and was nearly expelled for it lol.
Similar to CK but funnier.. a mate of mine was into his martial arts. The 'lads' at his work place challenged him to see if he could kick a pen out of this guy's mouth.. ok you can probably tell where this is going but anyway.. the guy said 'I'm not stupid, try it first with me holding the pen in my hand at head height'.. so a perfectly executed spinning kick, the pen snicked out of the hand spot on. So they tried it again with the pen in the guy's mouth...
Connected FULLY with the guy's head, sending him sprawling across the kitchen tables and chairs everywhere, proper Hollywood style. The guy was in a bad way, puking up and all. My mate was proper upset, the guy was obviously badly hurt but I pissed myself when I heard about it.. wish I'd been there.
Another fighting one.
In a dinner queue at school and someone pushed in, handbags ensued and Boy A tried to hit Boy B in the face. Boy B ducked and Boy A smashed his hands to bits on the wall behind Boy B.
Perhaps it was right to laugh at that anyway 🙂
I've just thought of another one. Guy 1 in my year at school the other day got into an argument, btu walked off trying to shake it off. the other guy then said something about his mum, so guy 1 sprinted towards him, obviously about tosmash his face in. guy 2 dodged out of the way of guy 1s punch, and guy 1 smashed his hand into a hockey goal 😆
One I was told about recently by a teacher.
Boy A has been winding up Boy B all day.
Next day Boy B nicks Boy A Nintendo DS without him realising.
Boy A carries on picking on Boy B eventually nicking his DS and throwing it into a pond.
Yes, he had just thrown his own DS into the pond. His parents demanded an appology from everyone and the teacher just pissed herself.
Fred lasting about 2 months before a ban. What was it for this time?
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make me chuckle every time
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Sorry.
I was just writing about the M&S model who tried to top herself, I typed that she took "a cocktail of drink and rugs".
Made me laugh anyway.
Stevie Wonder just updated his facebook status "ahjgiosghoiiahohihteia akn nsajbigaoghak gfas" I like this!
Mick Hucknall has been caught having sex with a rabbit.
When asked by police he said he was holding back the ears and the bunny was too tight to mention.
A few years back at our dirt jumps a swarm of wasps made a nest in one of the jumps so we sprayed the nest with powder.
The next day we went back to assess the situation, no sign of the wasps so me mate took a spade and began to dig the nest out.
All seemed well until some of them took offence and attacked said mate who was off like a shot, unfortunatly one had managed to get in his pocket and sting him.
I was on the floor, other peoples pain (within reason) is comedy gold.
lol @ tazzy
I was running for a train with my boss yesterday. I was behind him and the sight of a short fat Ginger in a suit running had me in stitches. I was also in a suit, for the suit haters.
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Mister P
That's the best so far for me - lol
Please tell me its not true.....
I'm guessing there were fries too
I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to f off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!
I saw a woman walk into a rubbish bin while drinking a coffee and texting. Straight ar$e over t1t, coffee all over her, phone in road run over by bus. Brilliant.
1. Remember being at boarding school, breakfast on a long dinning table thing. Anyway, I pick up the milk jug (2+ litre thing), and as I do the chap opposite grabs it by the top as it's a stainless steel heavy duty thing. Anyway, a bit of an argument ensues with his thinking he should have it (he was a bit of a bully) and tugging on it etc. So I agreed in the end, and let go. To this day I can remember his face as he threw milk all over himself.
2. One of the regular trains I'm on has a class fault the door into the carriage from the boarding area (it's an old style train) sticks open, you're supposed to press a button, but it must stick on the floor as when you walk through it's just enough to release it, and it's pretty hard to stop. Makes my commute great fun. Best was some pompous bird with coffee.
tazzymtb, the one at number 8 made me cry with laughter!
Thank You!
The way people on here get into an adolescent spunky froth at the mention/sight of a female on a bike.
kingtut - No reason you shouldn't laugh at that at all.
chakaping - Memberkingtut - No reason you shouldn't laugh at that at all.
True, but I really should pity them.
It's wrong to laugh at people who fall over; right? The dad's sigh deep, deep disappointment may well haunt the kid for life...
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fat people on bikes.
especially the nasal wheezing ones.
Just happened - off to the canteen to get my lunchtime baguette and there is a small flight of stairs on the way, as I approach the door at the top there is a lady walking up the steps, as I stand holding the door for her she falls forward on the steps, puts her hand out that is holding a bag of crisps, bag pops and sprays crisps everywhere 😀 Smiling I ask if she is ok and she replies laughing that didn't go well did it 😆
Post office notice board
"breast feeding - drop in sessions" oh how i'd love to
PS remember the title of the thread
Waiting outside a supermarket, a guy is approaching the sliding doors laden with shopping bags. The automatic doors start to close as he approaches so he breaks into a little sprint to nip through. Except he charges into the glass between two doors that are opening. His shopping explodes in two beautiful arcs. A lot of eggs and milk.
Re-reading LouLouk's post (does my bum look big in this?), after reading that she wouldn't help an injured rider who wasn't wearing a helmet.
Damn right I'll laugh at you next time - but maybe I shouldn't