[Closed] Things that p*ss you off???

When you lay your shopping out on the till-belt in the order you wish to pack it (hard stuff first etc.) & grass-hopper behind the till puts it through back to front 👿

Rudeness. Seems to be a lot of it around at the moment.

Christmas advertising & sh!t that starts before 1st December

[i]When you lay your shopping out on the till-belt in the order you wish to pack in (hard stuff first etc.)[/i]

:O people actually do this?

Bad drivers and bad TV (eg anything American/on ITV and/or featuring Ant & Dec.) That's about it.

Religion and it's adherents.

Pretty much covers it...

AndyP - Member

When you lay your shopping out on the till-belt in the order you wish to pack in (hard stuff first etc.)

:O people actually do this?

Oh, yes... 🙂

Common cold viruses. I got over one that lasted four weeks and have now picked up another. Whoever can cure these will make as much money as the person that will invent a cure for hair loss.

AndyP - you've never got back to find a fruit smoothie covering the bottom of your bag? hard in the bottom, soft in the mouth (as my old dad used to say)... Meaning the bag, obviously.

AndyP - US TV puts British TV to shame these daya

when people in the office ask can I borrow a drop of milk or a spoonful of coffee.........your not going to give it back are you!!!!

poverty, injustice, violence, cruelty, discrimination 🙁

nah. all just gets placed in the panniers in whatever order it comes off the belt. Nice saying though 😉

Impatience.

At one of the new-dangled diy train ticket machines at the station yesterday trying to work out if I could buy a tube travel card. Old duffer behind me is tutting and huffing as I wrestle with the technology. I finally get my tickets and start to walk away and he says "oh you've finished then!". My response, was "have some patience, you'll be old one day!" He was a bit confused lol

[i]AndyP - US TV puts British TV to shame these daya [/i]
Oh come off it. Other than The Simpsons, there is NO good US tv. FACT. Agree a lot of british TV is lame - hence the rest of that post!

London

People that DON'T LISTEN.

I don't expect you to agree with me, or do what I say, but please have the courtesy to let me finish what I'm saying and pay ffffing attention!!!

shush PP, I was talking.

It's a really minor one I know, ever so petty. But people that sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brake, dazzling everyone behind.

Only two things annoy me..

Xenophobia

and the French

😉

Litterists 👿

["poverty, injustice, violence, cruelty, discrimination"]

Too serious for a friday

PeterPoddy - Member

People that DON'T LISTEN.

I don't expect you to agree with me, or do what I say, but please have the courtesy to let me finish what I'm saying and pay ffffing attention!!!

What was the middle bit, again?

grass-hopper behind the till puts it through back to front

Or as a variation, you walk up to a strangely quiet checkout and start unloading before you notice a 10 year old charity collecting bag packer at the far end...... Noooooooooo!

Guaranteed soft fruit under tins and bottles. And then you have to give them a quid or look like a twunt.

People that don't reply to my witty and wonderful posts.

Those plastic ties used to hold cheap plastic toys to their packaging!

You think you have removed them all only to find even more hidden away stopping you removing the cheap plastic toy!

Arrrrrrrrr....

[i]Those plastic ties used to hold cheap plastic toys to their packaging!

You think you have removed them all only to find even more hidden away stopping you removing the cheap plastic toy!

Arrrrrrrrr.... [/i]

oh god. the bane of my life. 'Daddy, why can't I play with that yet? I unwrapped the present a week ago and you're still battling plastic ties?'

having flu when youve just bought a new bike and havent ridden it yet 😥

AndyP - US TV puts British TV to shame these daya
Oh come off it. Other than The Simpsons, there is NO good US tv. FACT. Agree a lot of british TV is lame - hence the rest of that post!

Sopranos
The Wire
Family Guy
South Park
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Generation Kill
The Shield
30 Rock
The Daily Show
Hung
The West Wing
Eastbound and Down
US Office

none of these shows are "good" in any way 🙄

edit : Oh and the simpsons lost it big style years ago

really minor one I know, ever so petty. But people that sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brake

Not petty @ all crazy-legs; those new volvo estates LED brake lights are horrendous, behind one last week & actually needed to shield my eyes.

People that *need* to stop their cars, but because they are on double yellow lines they think it is okay to park on the pavement instead - so, rather than breaking one law, they break two.

With their hazards on.

Like that u****ing makes it any easier for the mother with a pushchair to get past the BMW X5 you have just dumped on the pavement so you can 'just be a minute'. U****ing u****tards.

Nimrod do you really think that's an acceptable comment. Thats xenophobic racial crap. Are you telling me that You've never been to main land europe and noticed that the majority of the cash machines & auto tellers often have a option of using them in english.

Having worked abroad and done my best to speak the language i can say on more than one occasion if been thankful to be able to use a machine in english.

You dont think at the doctors where someone might be struggling anyway that allowing them to sign in in their own language might be time saving for everyone involve and make the process a little easier for a potentially ill person whose first language isnt english. Or would you rather watch them struggle in their non native tongue and potential slow down the process for everyone.

The Choice of polish for it is most likely a result of the local demographic. In the midlands many areas its common to see multiple languages used - Urdu, Bengali polish etc.

Dont get me wrong i do believe that if you work or live in the UK you should make an effort to learn the lingo however i cant see how its acceptable to describe and entire countries residents as 'bleep bleep bleep's.

Thats just plain racist.

people who don't use indicators on roundabouts. ARGH!!!! 😈

It's a really minor one I know, ever so petty. But people that sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brake, dazzling everyone behind.

I'm with you there Crazy Legs. When they compound that with pulling up short behind the car stopped in front, then pull forward the last few feet before stopping properly, gives me the raging arsehole. You can end up yards behind the queue some times.

[i]Sopranos
The Wire
Family Guy
South Park
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Generation Kill
The Shield
30 Rock
The Daily Show
Hung
The West Wing
Eastbound and Down
US Office

none of these shows are "good" in any way

edit : Oh and the simpsons lost it big style years ago [/i]

I have to say, I've not watched 'Hung'. But all the others are absolute dross. Apart from 2 or 3 episodes of South Park.
And I agree with you about the Simpsons recently. But the old stuff is good.

There isn't enough space on the internet to list everything that pi$$es of the STW massive. This thread is an dfanger of gaining enough mass to collapse the entire www into a black whole under Switzerland.

I don't mind but can you wait until my flight leave this evening.

Cheers

The cat s**ting, on your bed, then taking a p*ss too for good measure.

****er, however the new cattery will be unveiled tommorow morning. I'll give them a couple of weeks to settle in, before I return the favour.............

One happy Hippy.

I am entitled to my opinion and it's shared by a great many others in the community where i live.

Over the past years we have felt forcibly squeezed out of a community we have lived in for many years so don't ever preach to me.

Effects on schools, social services, violence, not being able to go about your business.

You ever been faced down by 6 pi$$ed up Poles at 9.00am on a Sunday morning just because you wanted to do a menial task in your back garden all in front of a 3 and 6 year old???

Don't think so...

Ignorant ****ers on sites such as this who think it's ok to have ago at the obese, labeling them as stupid, lazy, smelly, eat less/exercise more etc etc. Twunts!!!

[i]I am entitled to my opinion and it's shared by a great many others in the community where i live.[/i]
mmm..sounds a lovely community.

Tarring an entire nation because of the actions of a few.

I am the the descendant of a hardworking polish immigrant that fought for this country and his country and the freedom of the many.

Please dont tell me what i have and have not experienced. I live in the Black country in a part of the world which will be a white minority within the next 3 to 5years at most. I have no problem with this.

What you say sounds more like BNP rhetoric.

Nimrod - having hassles with pissed idiots is one thing - even calling them polish pissed idiots is fine if thats what they are

However there is a big difference between that and labelling all poles pissed idiots.

Negative sterotyping on the basis of race and / or ethnic origin is racist.

Thank you TJ.

+1 for TJ and hippy!

oh and british tv sucks donkeys - name a decent (non comedy) show from the uk?

Fat people blaming their genes

Simon Cowell

People who don't indicate

Chris Moyles, Scott Mills and that ****t Chappers

Dry cakes

Being allergic to cats and dogs and horses

John Humphries

People who think that Golf is a sport

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00nxks3/Life_Insects/ ][i]oh and british tv sucks donkeys - name a decent (non comedy) show from the uk? [/i][/url]

name a decent (non comedy) show from the uk?

Agree with AndyP - Life is amazing, as is most of the BBC's wildlife work, apart from the last series of Big Cat Weak (deliberate spelling error).

Spooks is also very good (although perhaps a little less so on this series). Red Riding was good. The Take was amazing.

ok, documentaries don't count - i meant drama obviously 😉

oh and red riding was good too - forgot about that...

still, nothing to touch the wire though!

Knowing your m8 is going mountain biking but you cant because the missus wants to go xmas effing shopping 😈 And if you suggest a compromise your a selfish tw&t because you've been told about her going shoppping all week. sssssheeesh

[i]ok, documentaries don't count - i meant drama obviously [/i]
erm...erm...OK, you've got me there. Unless 'In the Night Garden' classes as drama? 😉

Jimmy Carr. I just don't think he's funny and he obviously thinks he is.

Buying a pre-packed bag of apples and there's always one going off, likewise potatoes.

Not being able to find gloves for biking that actually fit.

Sopranos - Yeah, this is OK.
The Wire - Terrible
Family Guy - Some are good
South Park - Nope
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Boring
The Shield - Silly
The West Wing - Dull, dull, dull

I've not heard of the rest but some more are...

Heroes - First series great, after that, ON CRACK!
Lost - This pretty much sums up american tv programs to me. We know we have to create a clever tv series but we're americans so we're struggling a bit. I know, we'll just make everything entirely random and pointless. We'll have lots of loose ends that just sort of die, plenty of completely unexplained things going on that never get explained but still play core parts of the 'storyline' and we'll convince people that at some point, there will be one.

Scrubs is ok though.

see in TV, as with most aspects of life, the yanks start with a good idea, then tweak it ever so slightly, and completely ruin it.

TV - decent idea for a programme, then introduce farcical characters/plotlines
/guest actors with associated whooping and hollering from 'studio audience'. FAIL.

Being allies - a good idea. Then introduce "shooting your allies 'accidentally'". FAIL.

Mountain biking - good idea. Then introduce 'hammering some planks to a tree, wearing kids' clothing and just taking the engine off a motorbike'. FAIL.

"Christmas advertising & sh!t that starts before 1st December"

is there a single shop in the know universe that doesnt do this?god i hate it!i love christmas but by the time it gets here ive had enough of it.
if i had a shop id decorate it with one happy november sign and celebrate the month...without tinsel or lights!

[i] name a decent (non comedy) show from the uk?[/i]

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mf4b ]SPOOKS[/url]

oh how could i also forget...

Tim westwood.

how can a white english guy who's father is a priest represent,music which is predominantly black american? i cant be doing with his english "gangsta whang" either.knob.

cant belive someone tried to shoot him..and missed. 😯

C*nts whgo dont stop when temporary traffic lights go red. Today I sat with my light green for 20 seconds as 3 trucks just kept coming through. Utter moronic selfish ignorant ****s.

Driving.

Biggest thing at the moment is the development of ALL THE BLOODY GREENFIELD LAND round my area. 1000s of f*&^ing houses, industrial units and a f*&%ing reservoir. If the reservoir is a 'proposal' how come there are bloody great excavators parked all over the thicket???! ****S

Parent.

Bl00dy know-it-all parents.

It is all you ever get...

'Enjoy it while you can, you won't have any peace when they are born'
Well I AM enjoying it now they are born thanks.

'Wait till they start teething'
Well they have and we are coping quite fine thankyouverymuch.

'Wait til you get them on solids, the house will be a mess'
Nope, still bearing up.

'Wait till they start crawling'
I u****ing can't wait for them to start crawling you utter u****wit.

'They might be cute now, but before you know it they will be teenagers'
Ohh just shut the damn****-up will you.

& grass-hopper behind the till puts it through back to front

grass hopper behind the till at tesco for me this lunch time can put my purchases through her blipper in any order she wants.
the slower the better, to drag out my appointed slot for admiring her
she was very pretty.
her badge said "Emma"

back on topic.

predicitbly for me:

German cars.
mainly audis.

Singlespeeders

I tell you what pisses me off. Standing in a lift going to Ground Floor, or at a pedestrian crossing having pressed the button. Someone else comes along, looks at the 'G' or 'Wait' lit up, looks at you and presses the button again.

Oh what, I'm too incompetent to press the button now, am I? FFS.

the crowds of smokers who gather in the entrance to shops/pubs, so you have to pass through the smelly ****ts to get in/out. 😈

People who feel the need to list the things about life that pee them off, rather than just getting on with enjoying the other bits....

damn...

Nothing after I've been on my bike. 😀

Everything when I haven't cycled for 2 days! 👿

Just got home from work by bike...

(Ok: wet cold weather freaks me out man! as I live for summer!)

And another thing 😈 People who insist on burning their garden rubbish on the only descent day we have had in ages, so if you go outside to fettle your choked by the bloody smoke, ignorant selfish tw&ts, and there religious, aren't they supposed to love they neighbors or something, fuc£ing hypocrites.

Sorry but Spooks started well, the 1st series was excellent, and has been going downhill since then - current series is so badly scripted and acted - the characters are just sketches in comparison with the finely imagined roles in, for example, the wire.

Still watch it though!

my shit job

Socialists

People who think it acceptable to chuck a fag theyve finished with on the floor and then stand on it to ensure its not still burning. Pick it up you degenerate!
People who seemingly shave their entire bodies in the shower cubicle at work. Frigging animals.

mastiles_fanylion - Member

Parent.

Bl00dy know-it-all parents.

It is all you ever get...

'Enjoy it while you can, you won't have any peace when they are born'
Well I AM enjoying it now they are born thanks.

'Wait till they start teething'
Well they have and we are coping quite fine thankyouverymuch.

'Wait til you get them on solids, the house will be a mess'
Nope, still bearing up.

'Wait till they start crawling'
I u****ing can't wait for them to start crawling you utter u****wit.

'They might be cute now, but before you know it they will be teenagers'
Ohh just shut the damn****-up will you.

Excellent I'm saving that list for next year.

Political correctness, 'do gooders', & this week especially, about 75% of the population of C wing green spur!! Friggin stressheads.

Button flies.

I mean, WTF is that all about. Zips have been around for 100 years now.

farmers

people who don't indicate at roundabouts +1
people who sit in the middle lane on the motorway.
not having got out on my bike for over a week now.
the lowlife thieving scum who let himself into my front door the other day but got scared off by the dog.

[b]CARAVANS 👿

Ignorant ****ers on sites such as this who think it's ok to have ago at the obese, labeling them as stupid, lazy, smelly, eat less/exercise more etc etc. Twunts!!!

lIP UP FATTY 😀

bending over at 45 and making an involuntary ohhhhhh arrrrrh noise

Freezing cold water in my overshoes in the first 20 minutes of a 5 hour road ride. Then cycling the rest with numb feet.