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[Closed] the return of hedgeporn? grumble being blocked from april 1st

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Quote - Can we ask that Grayling is put in charge of the scheme?

Why not - after all it is coming in on his birthday


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:47 pm
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Hoping it doesn’t include phrases like bike porn


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:50 pm
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TOR is trivial to block. Well, prevent from working would be a better description. Many wifi networks accessible to the public have prevented it from working across their networks.

And it is equally trivial to overcome. Literally googling "TOR blocked" points you in the right direction. Do you not think the likes of China haven't already tried that rather obvious tactic?


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 11:18 pm
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In the event of a hard wanxit I am preparing to open up my personal stockpiles, providing 10000 years supply at present rates of consumption


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 11:21 pm
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I'm waiting for the Government to blame the EU for not allowing porn across a "hard" border.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 11:34 pm
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Looks on the bright side, at least all yall forearms will get smaller so you will be less likely to get compartment syndrome (arm pump) in one arm whilst riding.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 11:37 pm
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Yes but for years I've been compensating for my bike pulling to the right. I'm going to have to re-adjust.


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 12:12 am
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And it is equally trivial to overcome

It isn't. I've not just googled it I've tried it and then tried to block it and so on. Even the bridging feature doesn't overcome some prevention.

VPNs are harder.


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 12:24 am
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Perhaps we will be made to make our own?
Free POV cameras? Unlimited supplies of Readers Wives with dodgy hair, knee boobs and hairy legs.


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 2:27 pm
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I worked for rollerblade magazine once. My suggestion of a Readers Mums feature went down very badly.


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 2:38 pm
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Didn't MBUK have a readers wives section at one point?


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 2:47 pm
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Start?

what by organising content by theme, ditching any 720p poor quality files and making sure you have a back-up?


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 5:56 pm
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Cigarettes are only available to over 16 year olds and alcohol for over 18s.

you can unlock it by handing over ID or buying £5 ‘porn card’ on your local high street

If you can buy a pass over the counter from your local newsagents then I don't really see the point. The kids smoking and drinking in town will still get the cards underage.

The government has just spent 150 million on online ID system. If they were serious about it, they would use this.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/technology-47444308

I personally don't understand why this isnt the parents responsibility.


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 9:51 pm
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looks like the resurgence of hedgeporn has been shitcanned lads 😢

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jun/20/uks-porn-age-verification-system-to-be-delayed-indefinitely


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 10:27 am
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MPs in not understanding technology shocker.

As such, they will go after VPNs now.


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 10:49 am
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Who'd a thunk this government could **** something up because of bumbling incompetence and European red tape?


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 10:52 am
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So the government's spunked millions up the wall on something fundamentally undeliverable?

I don't really need to type out the rest of this post, do I...


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 10:55 am
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I'd be surprised if the motivation was anything more than yet another cynical attempt to lever money out of people's pockets. Bunch of hypocrites that they are - my local MP got himself into a wee spot of bother not too long ago when his pron-browsing habits on his parliamentary laptop became public knowledge.


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 11:03 am
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Was there a subsequent parliamentary discussion about the right honourable member?


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 12:00 pm
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I’d be surprised if the motivation was anything more than yet another cynical attempt to lever money out of people’s pockets

It was just a pleaser for the daily hail and for those parents concerned about their kids looking at porn but not enough to bother supervising them themselves properly. Whilst failing to realise all it will do is give them a quick education in computer security circumvention.


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 12:04 pm
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Curses!

Does this mean my timely investment in Razzle and Big Jugs is now defunct?


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 12:09 pm
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So the government’s spunked millions up the wall on something fundamentally undeliverable?

Yeah, but. We’re the first country in the world to do it. So yay us.


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 12:10 pm
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Whilst failing to realise all it will do is give them a quick education in computer security circumvention.

The notion that most typical parents will know more about computers than their kids amused me when I was 13, and I've not had much cause to revise that view in the succeeding ~35 years.


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 12:13 pm
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The notion that most typical parents will know more about computers than their kids amused me when I was 13, and I’ve not had much cause to revise that view in the succeeding ~35 years.

My mum keeps telling me that I am wrong to let MiniMe have a PC and internet in his bedroom as I can't supervise what he is doing. It does not matter how many times I point out that he bought his own phone and it is more than capable of all the nasty stuff she wants me to prevent by putting his PC in the lounge...

That and the fact that he (or at least his buddies) can circumnavigate any 'security' I put in place unless I put it under physical lock and key...and even that is probably not enough.


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 12:33 pm
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Gutted to think of all the hours I wasted trying to complete Pornhub before 15 July.


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 12:40 pm
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lol

trying to complete Pornhub


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 12:56 pm
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gutted to think of all the hours I wasted trying to complete Pornhub 

That's some box set!


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 1:07 pm
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Does this mean my timely investment in Razzle and Big Jugs is now defunct?

You may have, err, gone too early - literally a schoolboy error

at your age you should realise that these things can go down as well as up


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 2:04 pm
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by putting his PC in the lounge

Why was I drawn back to [url= https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/mumsnet-gold/ ]this thread...?[/url]


 
Posted : 20/06/2019 3:53 pm
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UK's controversial 'porn blocker' plan dropped

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50073102


 
Posted : 16/10/2019 5:33 pm
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Another waste of money on a failed government project.


 
Posted : 16/10/2019 6:30 pm
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hard wanxit

I just laughed at this joke and then discovered it was written by 7-months-ago me.


 
Posted : 16/10/2019 6:35 pm
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Another waste of money on a failed government project.

It seems to be mostly non government money wasted though.
I am amazed though they finally realised it was a bad idea.
Lets wait and see what these "other measures" are beyond parents actually taking responsibility for their kids.


 
Posted : 16/10/2019 6:38 pm
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I just laughed at this joke and then discovered it was written by 7-months-ago me.

I do that a lot.

I used to be much funnier.


 
Posted : 16/10/2019 7:41 pm
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"OCL, one of the firms offering age verification tools, was not happy about the decision."

I can't possibly imagine why.

I used to be much funnier.

No you didn't. (-:


 
Posted : 16/10/2019 7:56 pm
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What great news. How should I celebrate?


 
Posted : 16/10/2019 8:14 pm
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Not a surprise, given how many tossers are in government at present.


 
Posted : 16/10/2019 8:20 pm
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Use your imagination.
Or porn, seeing that we are allowed to knock one out at will.


 
Posted : 16/10/2019 8:21 pm
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Use your imagination.
Or porn, seeing that we are allowed to knock one out at will

What does Will have to say about this?


 
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