[Closed] The Next Channel 4 "Reality" documentary?

I'm not, maybe I'll start.

People could even choose which dates to go on...

a quickie might help reduce the sexual tension

DezB subtle as always but was that not whinging as well ?

Nope, never. 8)

Around?

yu have to pay them that much dosh to date you ....really

[i]was that not whinging[/i]
I'm allowed, its my thread 🙂

Any [i]ideas[/i] then?

Random people are given 2 minutes to talk about whatever they want and STW Jamie shoots them down in less than 10 words?

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careful now, sounds like you and TSY might have an in-joke going on 😉

welcome to a sexy party anytime, leave your keys in the bowl and join the fun!

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'Shot down in Flames by STW's James'?

"TandemJeremy's Cold Turkey"

*Yawn*

How about "Wrasslemania: Internet Tough Guy Edition"

You could all meet up in the carpark behind the Matalan at Edinburgh Seafield and have a primary-school-esque pushing match to sort it out once and for all.

Craig Charles as commentator, Chris Akabussi interviewing the participants.

😆

Any ideas then

[i]Random people are given 2 minutes to talk about whatever they want and STW Jamie shoots them down in less than 10 words?[/i]

Is that based on reality?

Ten Dam Jeremys

Or we could have Tan Dem Jeremy, which would be about a local sunbed shop owner 😉

I always thought there was a fair bit of mileage in "When Forumites Meet" - a select group of Forum Dwellers are dragged from behind the comfort of their computer screens and put into a pub where they have to interact face to face.

Topics for discussion to include religion, politics, what tyre for... and helmet wearing. 😉

The episode with TandemJeremy, simonfbarnes and CaptainFlashheart would be worth the licence fee on it's own!

A few more;
[i]Man Remedy Jet[/i] in which a man fixes a jet using Google for instructions.

[i]Am Nerdy Jet Me[/i] in which contestants pretend to be aeroplanes, with or without a unionised workforce

[i]Dreamy Jet Men[/i] - in which contestants objectify men in uniform

[i]My Jam Entered[/i] - in which contestants enter .....(That's enough now. Ed)

"singlespeeders"

a selection of 2 minute short films where these weird cyclists explain why they think they're still single.

"swinley sexy party"

much like the orgy out in the woods scene in the second series of True Blood, but with bikes.

[i]Am Nerdy Jet Me[/i] in which contestants pretend to be aeroplanes, with or without a unionised workforce

Do they have a conveyor belt?

crazy-legs - Member

Am Nerdy Jet Me in which contestants pretend to be aeroplanes, with or without a unionised workforce

Do they have a conveyor belt?

"Hello, is that Channel 4? Yes, I have an idea for a show I'd like to pitch to you......

😆

What Will He Buy Next? Bloodbath Splatterfest

An insane bastardised hybrid of the Generation Game, QVC shopping channel and the Russian Roulette scene out of the Deerhunter.

Hidden Camera's are placed in Hora's household on an average midweek evening. Meanwhile five forum regulars are selected at random, given a revolver and thrown into a submerged cage full of rats.

As Hora fires up his mac and flexes his credit card, Five terrified potential victims wimper like children and soil themselves, while being shown very briefly Hora's browsing history for the day.

In amongst the Dwarf Porn and christian evangelist self-help sites will be clues as to what Hora will feel the random urge to buy.

Will it be the dodgy Subaru off the Auto-trader site?
He wouldn't possibly buy another Santa Cruz frame would he? The 28th? Would he?
There was a Whiskey site. Will he buy a single malt? Just to look growed up?
Could he possibly buy ANOTHER set of forks? But which one's?
He was randomly babbling about love-eggs before. Would he have ordered some.
He used to own a Saab. Perhaps he's got a Turbo dump valve for one of those. Or was it a Mondeo?
A years supply of Monster Munch?
Spangles?
A dry stone wall in Yorkshire?

Who knows? Lets be honest: The poor bastard probably doesn't even know himself? He gets confused. What chance have these poor mugs got. But guess they must........

As Hora purchases increasingly random things, fuelled by cheap red wine and the voices in his head, the poor wild-eyed loons have to shout increasingly frantically, while weaping now in desperation, what these purchases could be.

IN the random case of getting an object right (Aaaaah it was the 28th Chameleon) then a round is removed from the chamber of their revolver.
After half an hour Hora slumps back on to a chair, satiated for the evening. His addiction briefly becalmed.

The forum members aren't so lucky. Lets count the rounds left in those guns. Its barrels against temple's time guys. Be brave now

MAU! MAU!!!

binners = Awesome!!!

Youth Hostelling With Chris Eubank?

Inner City Sumo?

........Monkey Tennis?

Harry_the_Spider - Member
How about "I'd do owt to be on telly me!" ?

Give Kerry Katona and vairous other 0/10s a set of bolt cutters and a video camera. They get 5 minutes of prime time telly exposure for every bit they cut off their own bodies.

Didn't ITV try this with "I'm a celebrity........", but local Aussie authorities threatened to prosecute them for cruelty to dumb animals?

[i]much like the orgy out in the woods scene in the second series of True Blood, but with bikes.[/i]

Are you the vibrating horn woman?
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Phil? - Did you ever go and un-tie Timothius?? 😯

After half an hour Hora slumps back on to a chair, satiated for the evening. His addiction briefly becalmed

was thinking about timothius the other day! can't remember if i loosened the knots or not 😕

In amongst all the rubbish on this forum there is some true genius.....Bullheart I salute you:))

Ah, but have you seen the latest??

Get beautiful over made-up young folk face to face with people with facial disfigurement!
[url= http://www.channel4.com/programmes/beauty-the-beast-ugly-face-of-prejudice ]"Beauty & the Beast"![/url]

Why didn't I think of that?!

i thought the guy from that first episode was a bit of a hero and the girl had some deep seated issues that he managed to help her with 🙂

the preview for this weeks episode made me want to turn off the tv though.