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[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/every-man-over-35-still-madly-in-love-with-shirley-manson-20170710131499 ]I thought it was satire. This is actually true.[/url]
What?
I was more of a Louise Wener man myself but still, the point it makes is fair.
Sometimes the Mash is very on point.
No really into her, she made a comment about shiteing on her boyfriend.
Not my bag that.
Total rubbish.
A 50 year old Shirley Manson? Pass.
Sounds plausible to me. You could include some older chaps too I think.
For me it would have been Wendy James. A quick google however reveals that the years have been even less kind to her than me. Given the choice of sticking or twisting, I'd stick - I know when I'm punching above my weight and need to keep my head down.
I had to Google who she was.
I assumed you'd be posting about this article:
probably says more about the author. many a true word is spoken in jest and all that.
Sorry, but I'm still waiting for the call from Kylie, I've had a bag packed since the mid 1980s so am ready at a moment's notice.
“And even if it didn’t turn out to be a romantic thing, I’d happily just do her shopping and wash her car.”
She gives me the impression that she'd actually want you to clean out her toilet.
With your tongue.
[strike]A 50 year old[/strike] Shirley Manson? Pass.
Sarah Cracknell on the other hand...
Still hold a tourch for Gwen Stefani meself..
monkeysfeet - MemberStill hold a tourch for Gwen Stefani meself..
Is that scotch for torch?
SM not then, not now.
Justine Frishmann for me! She didnt wear a bra sometimes!
tourch - verb. To hold a torch whilst touching one's own genitals. 'I was tourching for you whilst standing outside your house last night'.
For me it would have been Wendy James.
Not to be trusted convert, she stole my ex wifes first boyfriend 🙂
[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/mid-life-crisis-reduced-to-the-purchase-of-cycling-equipment-201009303131 ]Nope[/url]