[Closed] The Coke and Hookers answer to Everything

easy

First I'd fine some hookers then I think they would know someoen to help find the coke.

Given where you now live I'd check the coke for plaster of Paris and the hooker for unexpected genitalia.

No problem. Delivery is a bit more. when do you want 'em?

Give me a few hours, no problem.

Would I do it? Nah, not my thing.

Edit: did plenty of coke in my past and the other thing, no comment.

Hookers, yes, whilst I have never partaken I know the area of town they frequent.
Coke, probably. Again, I have never had the pleasure but I know a couple of people who indulge reasonably regularly so I'm sure they could point me in the right direction.

Easy, but then one of my friends failed uni because he went on a two week ketamine binge. Depends on your circle of friends I guess 😛

Asda sell coke.

Asda sell coke.

And I know someone who likes rugby so the hookers shouldn't be difficult. Sorted.

Hookers is easy. Coke would take a little longer- if only because most peopel I know that could easily get me to it, wouldn't 😆

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Russianbob says "easy"....well durrr 😆

binners, I'm not having you come round here in a wig and carrying a bag of cornflower...

Tbf anyone with an internet connection, a bit of creatively and some cash could do it. You wouldn't get the coke for a day or two though.

Serious answer,

I've never partaken of either delicacies. I've seen nocturnal workers hanging around on street corners so would have a rough idea where to start there. Drugs I've no idea, could probably get some weed if I put my mind to it but the only real pot-head I knew left town ages ago.

TBH though, surely the answer is "ask on STW"?

Not anymore. I think it's known as gentrification.

Nope, I don't do coke apart from green can Coca Cola with Stevia (Normal cola for me is Pepsi) nor do I do weed ... not cool man, no cool.

However, it was a hobby of ours in the far east to visit as many brothels as possible in a night when we got bored (skint, no money to enter clubs so killed time by visiting brothels), but I never bang any hooker just window browsing while they take the mickey out of us ... most have some sort of sad story so I felt sorry for them. Or we got chased by lady boys ... they will bang you instead. 😆

Easy on the second - there's a brothel across the road from my work - I can damn near see it from my desk. Technically it's billed as a "sauna club" or somesuch.

I could have got coke within an hour or two a few years ago. I'm not really too upset that that has changed. Don't know how long it would take now, but I've still got one or two 'interesting' contacts so it would be possible. I've never tried it, nor wanted to.

(Just to add: never tried the other one either!)

you can order escorts online to come to your home/hotel room. some of them are like ordering off amazon with descriptions, services they offer, photos and reviews!! £100 an hour. they will bring coke too. sorted.

TBH though, surely the answer is "ask on STW"?

And when the phone numbers get posted??!

@chewwy - Dude, but you and me are, like, hippy dude brothers... or so I thought!?

EDIT: RE the OP: everything2 has you [url= http://www.everything2.com/title/How+to+buy+drugs+in+the+ghetto ]covered[/url].

Just stick a wanted ad in STW classifieds....

No no no. We have been told to [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/cant-we-rid-the-for-sales-of-carskitchen-sinks-and-other-such-tat ]clean the classifieds up[/url].

Can you put a link up funkhouser. Just out of interest of course 😀

Without leaving the street I could access whatever drugs you could care to imagine and a fair few hookers. I need to move. 🙁

Without leaving the street I could access whatever drugs you could care to imagine and a fair few hookers. I need to move.

Fancy a house swap?

I'm in Town at present, a part of Town that is renowned for excess when both Business and Money and Hard Work are concerned, yet I would have no idea where to get either, never mind both.

Maybe I should ask on our intranet ? 😛

Depends how fussy you are I guess, my local paper still has thinly veiled adds for prostitues in the classifieds - I doubt they're aspiring super models though.

I'm lead to believe (by media) that most would either supply you with cocaine or at least be able to put you in touch with someone.

In my experience most people know someone who's a bit rough and ready who could introduce you to the criminal world, it's not as risky as you might think to try to find a dealer, they'll either sell to you, or think you're undercover police and run a mile. When I used to take drugs it never took me more than a day to 'score' in my experience there's only really three types of dealer, 1) sells weed and nothing else 2) sellings anything but heroin 3) sells heroin, they get more cagey the higher the number.

Hookers = easy. The local free paper classifieds section has a page of prostitutes under the headings of escorts or visiting massage but it's pretty clear that they off a full service and aim to satisfy their clients.

Coke = Less easy. But I know a guy that used to take coke most days at work, so I guess a quick txt message to him could point me in the right direction.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/09/pope-francis-drinks-coca-leaf-tea-on-south-american-tour

The pope, technically did coke.

Boro.

Club bongo international. One stop shop.

eddie 11 hs just brought back some horrific memories of a night in bongo's many many years ago 😯

Shit, It's the cops!

Everyone pull their coolface!