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Lets have 'em all in one place!

So far

[url= http://www.firebox.com/product/3512/Re-Cycle-Cardboard-Bike?itc=&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=April-Fools_358&src_t=nwt&src_id=358&via=nlmain ]Cardboard bike[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:03 am
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One of BMW's crackers from 2010:
[url= http://www.bmweducation.co.uk/coFacts/linkDocs/af_election-badges.asp ]BMW Magnetic Election Badges[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:08 am
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[url= http://www.metro.co.uk/news/859679-nicolas-sarkozy-uses-armour-plated-umbrella ]Pretty sure this is a fool too[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:10 am
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Radio 4 has just announced the invention of 3D sound


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:13 am
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12923112 ]Hmm...Leccy roller?[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:15 am
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Radio 4 has just announced the invention of 3D sound

Don't be so sceptical.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9427000/9427892.stm


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:16 am
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@piedi - [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12607624 ]That one's true![/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:21 am
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Hmm... I have my suspicions about that 'North Shore' tyre on the front page, a tyre that relies entirely upon you hitting the start of the ladder with the right section of tyre lined up with the gaps between slats?

On a side note, our company has decided to start holding redundancy consultations, today. 😀


 
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BBC followed the 3d sound thing with a man who wears a dress telling us a magic man from the sky was so awesome we should all do as he says in his special book.


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:24 am
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[url= http://talesfromtreetobar.com/?src=egg311 ]Milk Chocolate Cocoa Tree[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:25 am
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@thepurist - and charging by induction plate????


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:29 am
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Er.. actually the Electric Rolls-Royce is not an April Fool as I worked on it 🙂


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:30 am
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one of my twitter friends has jut woken up to find this 😛 http://twitpic.com/4fl5mx


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:35 am
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Tyger, I expect Rolls would be a bit miffed about the time that the article was loaded onto the beeb's site then!

1 April 2011 Last updated at 00:08


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:37 am
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@becky - the dedicated prankster will keep papering the doorway for a few days until the mark gets used to just walking through it without thinking, and then on the last day stick an upturned table behind it and wait for the thump.


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:37 am
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[url=

is definatly dodgy[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:40 am
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http://www.singletrackworld.com/2011/03/its-tyres-manufactures-north-shore-specific-rubber/

FAIL!

put up on the 31st


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:43 am
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[url= http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html ]I really like the Pie Chart and Diagram tools...[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:45 am
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[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/2011/03/its-tyres-manufactures-north-shore-specific-rubber/ ]The Noth Shore tyre[/url]

for

riders who like riding wood and hucking trannies

fnarr, fnarr 😆


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:48 am
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[url= http://www.alpkit.com/colab/notes/ceramic-disc-plates ]Ceramic Discs anyone? lol[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:52 am
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Chipps' Facebook page earlier...

Chipps Chippendale
It seemed an odd idea at first, but I'm coming round to the thought of making Singletrack a 'cross-specific magazine for the winter issues.
7 hours ago via Twitter · Like · · @Chipps on Twitter


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:56 am
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There's a great one in i newspaper about Spain selling Ronaldo to Portugal to help ease their national debt.


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 7:58 am
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come on STW, not allowing comments on the new story? How to make it obvious...


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 8:03 am
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I'm still trying to get hold of an Onza Octupus tyre - it just made sense 😉


 
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http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 8:23 am
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[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page ]Wikipedia[/url]...

(Though they did bow to good taste and keep the news genuine.)


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 8:23 am
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[url= http://www.zdnet.com.au/rim-debuts-screenless-blackberry-339312385.htm ]The new Blackberry[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 8:24 am
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Guardian coverage of [url= http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/by-royal-appointment/2011/apr/01/royal-wedding-live-updates ]Royal Wedding[/url].


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 8:25 am
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That Intense one is quality, good work! 😀


 
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The electric rolls story has been about for at least a week btw.


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 8:57 am
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The [i]hilarious[/i] Jessops Scent Cam- http://mirror.newsletter.jessops.com/nl/jsp/m.jsp?c=c1375d314eb34a3223

They've emailed this out, the spamming gits. Unsubscribing from their mailing list now!


 
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Wikipedia front page for English. They could get Oz night workers to help out at Fukishima.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page


 
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this has got to be a fool

[url= http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3502842/Alex-Ferguson-makes-an-astonishing-peace-pact-with-referees.html ]Fergie’s amazing ref peace pact[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 9:09 am
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Not sure about this one... It's just believable enough to be fake.

[url= http://www.reghardware.com/2011/04/01/app_of_the_week_wink_o_meter/ ]Hi-Tech Fool?[/url]


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 9:11 am
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Wild weather is set to wreak havoc on Kate and Wills' big day as meteorologists predict an extreme blizzard will hit the UK on 29 April.

Prince William and his fiancée Kate Middleton have reportedly been forced to trade the lavish open top horse-drawn carriage they had planned to ride for the backup 1881 Glass Coach, which will be fitted with a custom-made snow plough to ensure it doesn't get stuck on the procession route.

In an effort to control the weather Clarence House has employed a team of scientists to construct a fake cloud made from frozen carbon dioxide that will hover over Westminster Abbey and 'lock in' moisture to stop it raining. Head scientist at the Institute for the Deliberate Insulation of Temperature (IDIoT), Dr Lars Polfio, said he was confident the measures would be sufficient for the ceremony and the balcony kiss to go ahead.

"We will position a large body of cloud matter directly over Westminster Abbey and the areas immediately surrounding it, along with a smaller one that will cover Buckingham Palace. Kate and William should therefore stay in these two locations for the entire day, as we will not be able to guarantee complete dryness anywhere else in London," Dr Polfio said in a statement.

In addition, high beam lights will be placed outside each of the Abbey's stainless glass windows, to emit a natural glow as the bride and groom say their vows.


 
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Wikipedia...

(Though they did bow to good taste and keep the news genuine.)

The Wikipedia "Did you know.." section is genius

[b]Did you know...[/b]
From Wikipedia's newest articles:

... that the Australian government requires high-risk sex workers to wear full-face respirators (example pictured)?
... that Ntrepid was paid $2.76 million by the U.S. military to create sock puppets?
... that Batman is half female?
... that nesting is not used by breeding Mute Swans but they do use this thing?
... that Robert Tappan Morris was convicted of a crime for releasing a worm?
... that Dr. Who's parents are Brazilians from a family known for pineapples?
... that even small amounts of dead cat can explode when heated?
... that Europe was ruled by a child during the American Revolutionary War?
... that a typical Labia minor is chocolate brown, up to 7 mm long, and is equipped with pincers?

If you follow the links you'll see that it is all true, though possibly not in the way you were thinking.


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 9:14 am
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Not sure about this one... It's just believable enough to be fake.

Hi-Tech Fool?

Thats the funniest one I've seen today! 😆


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 9:16 am
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Nobody listening to Radio2 at the moment? - I'm sure that it's not Ken Bruce...


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 9:18 am
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I hope the BMW ad in Metro is an April fool - limited edition of the M3 coupe to mark the Royal Wedding, with a special commemorative "Will" emblem...


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 9:18 am
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That [url= http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html ]Google GMail Motion (BETA) one[/url] is awesome.
Check out the PDF of possible gestures.


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 9:32 am
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Please tell me this is a joke:

[url= http://www.soldiermagazine.co.uk/mag/update2.htm#story1 ]British Army rank titles to be overhauled[/url]


 
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Met Office forecast for this morning. Sunny my arse. At this rate I'll need a ****ing boat.


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 9:44 am
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Yes the north shore tyre. A tyre that doesn't slip on wet wood, hahahahahaha


 
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wet wood wasn't meant to be rude BTW


 
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Try this

http://dirt.mpora.com/news/straitline-quickystiffy.html


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 9:59 am
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[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/stw-april-fools-fail ]Just as you thought it was safe.[/url]


 
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XKCD are remaking all the strips in '3D', like: http://xkcd.com/880 (and, bike content)

Details at http://xkcd.com/xk3d/


 
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Nobody listening to Radio2 at the moment? - I'm sure that it's not Ken Bruce...

It's Rob Brydon and Peter Serafinowicz was Wogan


 
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And Ferrari are running a [url= http://www.enterf1.com/f1/Green-Ferrari-livery-An-ecomessage-too-far.asp ]green livery[/url] in the next Grand Prix to boast of their eco-credentials.


 
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http://www.alamy.com/default.asp

I tried it out, it works.


 
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I fell for this one for the first couple of paragraphs

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/flanders-route-changed-after-cobbles-theft
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oops, sorry footflaps didn't see that.


 
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So glad I took the precaution to don my surgical corset 🙄


 
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http://www.talktalk.co.uk/woofwoof/


 
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Genius.

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/photos.php

(I think it's a long-term spoof site rather than an April Fool, but still...)


 
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http://www.rapha.cc/climbing-lead


 
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Elfin got me I have to admit, but i'm sure there is an element of truth in his shenanigans.


 
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[url= http://www.gadling.com/2011/04/01/mountain-biker-set-to-conquer-everest/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+weblogsinc%2Fgadling+%28Gadling%29 ]Mountain biker to ride up Everest[/url]

And after he suffers through all the pain and challenges of getting to the summit, Bob will be in for the ride of his life. He says he's looking forward to "bombing" back down the mountain, and "catching big air" off the Hillary Step. "Which reminds me," he adds hesitantly, "I need to go check my breaks."


 
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[url= http://www.re35.net/ ]www.re35.net[/url]


 
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Oh, that's *good*.


 
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@5thElefant: I want one of those.

Shame


 
Posted : 01/04/2011 6:25 pm