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[Closed] The Apprentice - Unfortunate nasal deformities.

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I do feel sorry for a couple of the girls who got called back into the boardroom tonight:

They both appear to have inherited a nasal profile that would suggest (completely erroneously of course) a long time acquaintance with the ol' Bolivian marching powder.

Whether this is genetic, a symptom of stress, or a consequence of wearing very heavy specs for long periods I'm not sure, but it would seem that the pressures of business have given these unfortunate girls a nose resembling a badly carved radish which has been flattened by a decently sized hardback.


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 9:41 pm
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Why not take up an interesting hobby, like knitting? Absorbing [i]and[/i] productive...


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 9:43 pm
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Have a listen to the soothing tones of his Royal Bobness Elf: It'll make you feel so much better: 😀


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 9:50 pm
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Shan't.

So there. 😛


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 9:54 pm
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I cant believe the Welsh actor Michael Sheen is on the apprentice this year, apparently he's calling himself Tom Pellereau in this latest role of his.


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 9:58 pm
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More importantly, most of the people appear to have had their brains taken out and replaced with a wad of used toilet paper.


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 10:02 pm
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Which ironically raised their IQ by a significant margin.


 
Posted : 26/05/2011 7:17 am