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Where's BBF gone? Oh nice one, you've upset the Grand Dame of STW now.
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Are you "from Virginia" Ernie?
That's not very funny.
*tries a less subtle hint*
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There is a better way of achieving the same result you know...and an elastic band can make it all the more worthwhile.
Ernie, I agree with you wholeheartedly. I think I should go to bed before I turn into a pumpkin. Sometimes I just have no manners. A bit of freedom goes to my head and I lapse into my old ways.
I was thinking about going out to the Yukatan and finding some tinkers to pal along with for the night, but I decided that's a *really* bad idea, despite my love of tinkers.
But I changed my mind just as I was going to bed, and went out to the Yukatan in the buff.
That means 10% of the men in my gym changing room are getting a real treat/eyeful when mr hora's tackle is out 😳
Ever seen a grown man naked Hora?
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do you like movies about gladiators?
10% of the time it works every time
Time to roll out my favourite quote:
[i]Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?[/i]
10% of the time it works every time
Isnt that from the first BadBoys film as well?
Why the blushing hora ......... have you only got a small dick ? Still, I guess the clue is in the fact that you've never noticed an aroused man standing next to you.
Oh hang on,
my shit always works 10% of the time
ernie, next to me yes, stood behind me surely I'd feel he was aroused? 🙄
ernie, next to me yes
Do you want to talk about it ?
ernie_lynch - Memberernie, next to me yes
Do you want to talk about it ?
Your not going to touch me in rude places are you?
Be careful in the showers Hora
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He stood strong and proud behind him, his toe nails like talons on the heels of his feet and the scent of his Lynx Africa mixed strongly with his sweat.
PMSL uplink! 😆
Kinda linked. I was thinking whilst riding the other day- say you have a big fall and knock your head. Is it possible it could turn you? I bet a knock on the head can do anything 😯
Kinda linked. I was thinking whilst riding the other day- say you have a big fall and knock your head. Is it possible it could turn you? I bet a knock on the head can do anything
Why do you think Bingo hides behind the sofa every time you come home from a ride?
every time you come home from a ride?
Every time you come home FOR a ride...
Are 10% of posters on Singletrack gay, then,and what percentage of them ride bikes,or even own a bike.
Are 10% of posters on Singletrack gay, then
could well be, I'd start with the leg shavers if you're looking
I think he misunderstood.
it's 90% of STW posters are [i]Jey[/i].
Shaved legs are sexy,especially when attached to a lady.
[i]say you have a big fall and knock your head. Is it possible it could turn you?[/i]
Another fascinating glimpse inside Hora's sexual imagination this. We learnt yesterday he worries about how much more fun his missus could have being rogered by someone else, and today we learn that he worries that bicycle crashes could make him gay. 🙂
I am not allowed to post on here due to my latent homophobic issues.
If anyone took offence then i am genuinely sorry. However, if i see any comments on this website about people going bald i will now be the first to report this to the mods as baldist. I will also take offence at anyone making fun of people with 10"......
You get the picture. Whoever i upset, i am sorry.
MF LOL,
[Pursed lips]Bigdummy. I have only one thing to say to you- Chase me![/Pursed lips]
I know I didn't really find anything offensive, I was just having some fun until my mum logged into my username and started editing my posts and telling me to go to bed.
I know I didn't really find anything offensive, I was just having some fun until my mum logged into my username and started editing my posts and telling me to go to bed.
But your 45yrs old Norman
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Mum's away in the USA with work so until she knocks off later on this evening I can have as much fun as I want.
Erm shes not shes not in the US dude. How do you feel about me becoming your Father? Think of it like Vader and Luke, kind of cool.
Will you have fun with me Hora? If so, yeah, that would be cool. 😀
I think Hora's pulled - must have been the knock to the head
I think I'm with hora on this BBF.
You claim BitterBaldingFatty are two separate people and your Mother edited your post and made you say/do those things ?
Yeah, right, .............if your Mother's [i]anywhere[/i]. I reckon she's in your cellar mate 😕
I swear to almighty god BBF is two separate people. You saw what happened last night. There I am having some fun and she pops up from across the Atlantic to tell me to go to bed and then starts editing my posts to insult Ernie. I would never do that sort of thing.
And I only said I was going to the Yukatan in the buff to find some tinkers to pal along with for the night just to annoy her.
BBF? British Best friend? Paris Hilton? I'd run you threw with my sword of justice if you are PH. Corr. Shes soooo annoying yet grrrrrr
Small Hobo,i just see balding or male pattern baldness as natures way of makeing us aerodynamic.