Ihavea meeting with te council to discuss the eff up they have made of my building. I have learnt a few things from folk on here about it to give me ammo and have honed my debating skills to a fine edge. 🙂
These skills will be very handy tomorrow. I almost feel sorry for the council chap who is picking up someone elses shite
so its not all a waste of time - tomorrow these skills will be put to good use. I am going to tear them into tiny pieces.
Ta
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Poor council person.
Hey TJ, can you loan me £5?
I hope you have take a large supply of food and water to sustain you through the next few weeks, whilst you debate the issue with the council?
If there's any women there don't forget to call them babe after every sentence - top tip that
😉so its not all a waste of time - tomorrow these skills will be put to good use. I am going to [b]bore them into submission by repeating myself over and over and[/b]...
Come to think of it I think STW has helped me at work with some EDF overcharging fun, my pedantry has taken it to the Energy Ombudsman now 😀
when you say folk?
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paddy0091 - Memberwhen you say folk?
Its because I can't spell people easily
Don't forget your helmet.
And good luck!
Sic em tiger!!! 😆 I hope they're wearing a helmet........
Edit, DAMN!!! Beaten by big John
Hey TJ, I saw this and I thought of you:
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would be funny if the guy was a mountain biker and aware of who you are.
I actually meant folk music 😉 , but nay mind. Me being a witty git as ever. All the best!
That was my ohter anser - "'cos I don't like rock"
Tandem Jeremy targets council worker
Tandem Jeremy casts reasoned debate
Council worker takes damage!
Council worker summons Dog!
Dog targets Tandem Jeremy
Dog casts Sniff Crotch
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
If there's any women there don't forget to call them babe after every sentence - top tip that
If its a woman worker it's probably best to go for 'babycakes' or 'sugartits'. Latter being more effective I suspect.
Oh and never forget 'I pay your wages'. That'll cheer them right up.
Forget the babycakes and sugartits, bint-jaws will be far more effective.
meanwhile, in a parallel universe a Mr Elfin Safety has taken leave of London Village, repairing to the cleaner air Up North.
Moving jobs to the local city council, tomorrow's first role is a meeting with a 'particularly petulant' tenant ...
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seriously though TJ, hope it goes well.
C