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 iolo
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A woman in Austria wanted a Ying Yang tattoo on her back. It wasn't quite as she hoped.

http://www.thelocal.at/20160720/tattooist-jailed-for-drawing-penis-instead-of-yin-yang-sign


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 8:38 am
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What an utter ****.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 8:41 am
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Who ya gonna call?
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Posted : 20/07/2016 8:50 am
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Needs pix


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 8:54 am
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Posted : 20/07/2016 8:55 am
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What an utter ****.

Bellend?


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 9:29 am
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To add to the wise words above:

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Posted : 20/07/2016 9:36 am
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Posted : 20/07/2016 9:41 am
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OP should get a tattooist job: "Tattoo not as descibed"

🙂


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 10:11 am
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That tattoo fixers show has me in stitches - guy on it the other night had one reading "i'm on me holidays" on his forearm, he had it done on holiday so he could simply point at it instead of having to say the words whenever she was moaning at him for being blazing drunk at 10am or whatever...

He had it replaced with a monkey with a pair of leopard print scants on it's head sticking it's tongue out...

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😆


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 10:26 am
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Tears of mirth at "Only God can fudge me".

I know if I ever feel the need to get a tattoo. I'll be seeking out a mentally unstable amateur tattooist who has recently been released from prison.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 10:59 am
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What is the drawing in the "Only god can fudge me" supposed to be?


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 11:03 am
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What is the drawing in the "Only god can fudge me" supposed to be?

What your Trap Door looks like after a vigorous fudging from God?


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 11:09 am
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What is the drawing in the "Only god can fudge me" supposed to be?

Looks like a cross with a heart & some thorns across the middle & a crown perched on top....


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 11:22 am
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What is the drawing in the "Only god can fudge me" supposed to be?

Looks like a child that has been crowned best sailor in a model boat competition ,carrying a small fox in the boat. 🙂


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 11:30 am
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It also looks like " only gad can fudge me". Gary Glitters real name is Gadd.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 11:54 am
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Hopefully the typo in the title was deliberate.....!


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 11:59 am
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What is the drawing in the "Only god can fudge me" supposed to be?

It took me a while, but it appears to be a cross with a heart attached to it by thorns.

...and a rubber glove on top.

...and some football socks hanging off one arm of the cross.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 12:04 pm
 iolo
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Hopefully the typo in the title was deliberate.....!

Actually wasn't. In my defence English is not my first language.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 12:07 pm
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REGRET NOHING.... I read that in a Mexican accent


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 12:37 pm
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These tattoo threads crack me up every flippin time. That Fudge one is an absolute belter.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 12:40 pm
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In my defence English is not my first language.

Have you considered a career as a tattoo "artist"? As suggested earlier....
😉


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 12:42 pm
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I know it's terrible and all but


When it came to applying the ink, however, he deviated from the original design and added the phallic drawing and swear word instead.

When asked by the judge why he had done that, the hobby tattooist, also aged 21, replied: “Just because.”

Also, maybe a bit, hilariously funny?


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 12:52 pm
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He was sentenced in total to three-and-a-half years in jail and will be held in an institution for mentally abnormal offenders. The sentence is not yet legally binding.

You can be mentally abnormal in Australia?


 
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Posted : 20/07/2016 2:26 pm
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You can be mentally abnormal in Australia?

*makes note to never get Tom to book a holiday for me*


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 2:27 pm
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Well, it turns out I'm massively prejudiced against Aussies as I genuinely read that as Australia.

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Posted : 20/07/2016 2:55 pm
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Also, maybe a bit, hilariously funny?

When it's on someone else. Yes. 🙂


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 3:18 pm
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These tattoo threads crack me up every flippin time. That Fudge one is an absolute belter.

+1 awesome.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 3:28 pm
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+ another 1. In a movie, penis tattoo would be comedy gold. Poor lass.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 3:34 pm
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Myself and a good friend witnessed a 'hidden message' in an across the shoulders tribal tat years ago. Unfortunately for the said wearer, it cleverly spelt out, in the negative space, 'w@nker'. Unfortunately for us it was before the advent of camera phones but to this day I wonder if the poor sap ever realised his misfortune.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 4:21 pm
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These are very funny, and they will ALWAYS be on someone else, cos I'm afraid of needles, pain and looking a knob.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 7:07 pm
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What is the drawing in the "Only god can fudge me" supposed to be?

Its Dr John A. Ziodberg, in a party hat, eating a fish, whilst wearing baseball catchers mitts.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 8:31 pm
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Posted : 20/07/2016 8:49 pm
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With translation;
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Posted : 20/07/2016 8:56 pm
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Er, all the original story has been removed, so the start of this thread no longer makes sense! Odd.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 8:59 pm
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With translation;

Glad you pointed that out, thanks.


 
Posted : 20/07/2016 8:59 pm
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Keep these coming, genuinely funny...


 
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Er, all the original story has been removed, so the start of this thread no longer makes sense! Odd.

It was [url= http://jackontheweb.cbslocal.com/2011/11/28/tattoo-artist-revenge-on-cheating-girlfriend-the-poop-tattoo/ ]like this[/url] only a bit more austrian

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Posted : 20/07/2016 9:11 pm
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Er, all the original story has been removed, so the start of this thread no longer makes sense!

[url= http://http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/20/woman-asks-tattooist-for-yin-yang-sign-on-her-back-he-does-a-penis-instead-6018735/ ]This one? [/url]


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 2:22 am
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http://hanzismatter.blogspot.nl/

One born every day 🙂


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 5:35 am
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I don't get it. What tattoo not as described?


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 6:58 am
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Only Jon Bovi would know!


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 7:15 am
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I don't get it. What tattoo not as described?

The link in the OP seems to have disappeared - Actually - the OP's Post itself seems to have disappeared. It was a story about an amateur Austrian tattooist drawing a cock and balls on someones back instead of what she asked for then being sent to prison for it.

In turn the article the BD has linked to as gone awol too - the story is still in the Independent. Google 'austria tattoo penis' (at your peril obviously)


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 7:21 am
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Erm....where has the OP's post gone?


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 7:54 am
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Dunno what happened there and I can't see any immediate reason why it would be removed so I'm guessing it's in error. I've reinstated it.


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 9:32 am
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Overzealous modding?

Not quite the invisible hand 😉


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 10:25 am
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Overzealous modding?

They're just coming down from the weekly hookers and coke party at STW HQ....


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 11:24 am
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I searched but couldn't find it - but I found this :

(nsfw - be warned...


 
Posted : 21/07/2016 12:28 pm