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I eat a lot of pulses, maybe thats the reason, maybe my gut microflora are imbalanced,
Its worse after a big bike ride, Im not sure if electrolyte drinks make me worse too
but some days I find myself having to clench for quite some time in work
sometimes I have to go the disabled loos to have an entirely gaseous dump!
is this normal?
Crop dusting ftw!
Smuggling ducks?
Its only tactical if you're playing the blame game.
Me and a former girlfriend made the mistake of going for an all you can eat mexican the night before going to a posh wedding. We both struggled to hold things in through the ceremony but she's vegetarian so the bean-heavy food was more of a problem for her than me. When it was over and we all meandered out into the church yard she pointedly tried to wander off away from everyone for some spicy bean windypops. But every time she tried to stand somewhere on her own it made her look lonely and kind souls would feel the need to join her and engage her in conversation.
Unable to put any distance between her and other guests she had to switch to plan B - Stand as close as possible to the oldest guest.
Tactical farting should only be attempted by highly trained, law enforcement professionals.........
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My guts are rotten today, I'm hiding in my office with the door shut. My dropped one in the car earlier that made me gag, you know it's bad when you can't even stand your own.
You're worried about the smell from a Pulse/Bean heavy diet?
I had a pretty spicy curry on Thursday night, a garlic naan, loads of onion salad with my popadoms and washed it down with a few pints of cider!
When you wake up with a tear in your own eye, you know it's going to be a bad day! 😥
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When you wake up with a tear in your own eye, you know it's going to be a bad day!
I had to get up and open the window the other night, the stench was so bad I woke myself up
I had to get up and open the window the other night, the stench was so bad I woke myself up
Woke myself up too, though the GF had already vacated the room and gone to sleep downstairs, and opened the window on her way out. It did little to disperse the stench, but you could have cut glass with my nipples!
Those tiny rooms with doors at either side at work, sometimes at the bottom of stairs or at the end of corridors. Go in one of them, hold both doors closed and let loose, then scarper. The stench will then be contained and will be a pleasant surprise for the next person through.
On a slightly serious note, one of the main causes of bum gas from pulses is that they aren't cooked enough. Pre-soaking overnight, pressure cookers or extra time in the pan are the best way to avoid announcing to the world that you live on lentils.