[Closed] swinger puts his hands up

I've a feline he's in the shit

He'll be somebody else's pussy if he's locked up..

So the cat that got swung around was named mowgli.

I have a feeling he'd find a prison cell a little small for his liking.

Well he'll certainly only be getting The Bare Necessities once he's sent down...

Looks like a right little sh!t.
Not a massive fans of cats but I hope somebody returns the favour.

nearly had its head smashed against bollards

somehow escaped serious injury

voluntarily handed himself in

Sod Italy, this is story of the year.

Police were just a whisker away from getting him anyway.

So the cat that got swung around was named mowgli.

Well he'll certainly only be getting The Bare Necessities once he's sent down.

I think not, I reckon he'll be the Jungle VIP (King of the Swingers)

I think this gives us all paws for thought.

Police were just a whisker away from getting him anyway

Hot purrrrrrsuit I heard.

scruff - Member

Police were just a whisker away from getting him anyway.

Yes, apparently they'd been tailing him for a while.

prison? for swinging a cat around? really? 😕

voluntarily handed himself in

... once his picture had been plastered all over the Internet and the police had been to his house looking for him.

What did the cat bin person get? This is worse but I don't know how much worse.

swinger puts his hands up

This has got to be the most disappointing thread of the month s far...

This is worse but I don't know how much worse.

I think this one runs rings around the cat bin story.

Well, he wasn't to know this would become such a clause célèbre.

This is worse but I don't know how much worse.

That remains tabby seen.

Suddenly feel a lot more cross about all this now 👿

I hope he doesnt get off by some legalitly sub-claws.

Community service beckons, litter picking i reckon...

[i]<Sigh> A meas[/i]ly little scrote in trouble again.

Do I still get to kick the bin?

he was probably feline a bit bored...

What did the cat bin person get? This is worse but I don't know how much worse.

£250 fine, and put under police protection because of the death threats...

Fitting punishment?

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Nice one duntstick

[i]Officers from the animal charity [u]swooped[/u] on a suspect's home yesterday after dozens of tip-offs.[/i]

What powers have the RSPCA actually got?

A prison cell? wont be room to swing a cat in there

Edric - late to the game as usual....

The Southern Yeti - Member

I have a feeling he'd find a prison cell a little small for his liking.

🙂

Surely they pounced on him.

What powers have the RSPCA actually got?

The eyes of the hawk, the ears of the wolf, the strength of the bear and the speed of the puma.

Or is that Bravestar?

What powers have the RSPCA actually got?

Don't the RSPCA have powers to bring charges of animal cruelty etc on behalf of the animal? I.e. the police bring them in to assess whether cruelty was inflicted, if the RSPCA advise yes they can be charged? The RSPCA themselves don't actually have any powers other than to bring private prosecutions, much like any other member of the public?

Sorry, it was Bravestar, I just youtubed it.

Now if only the thundercats had some witty pun in the themetune for me to use...

The RSPCA themselves don't actually have any powers other than to bring private prosecutions, much like any other member of the public?

I think they just have a high profile 'cos Aretha Frankland sang that song about them