MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Now how the **** do I get sun lotion in the middle of my sodding back when everyone else is at work?
Ask your neighbour to rub it in?
apply it to the nearest plastered wall.
rub back on wall.
hth.
Make a sun lotion slip n slide?
are there no yoga positions that would allow access to that area?
Neighbours are at work.
I'm thinking of adaptin the wall suggestion and applying it to a foam roller...
Or walking to the main road until I find someone.
Use one of those small rollers that are intended for painting down the back of radiators 8)
you mean you dont live on a main road?
OH HOW THE OTHER HALF....
I HAVE THE STRANGEST...
IT COULD BE A CHILDS.....
and so on x
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Put it on the back of your hand... Makes it far easier. Fact.
Put it on the back of your hand
That won't stop his back burning.
2 Options:
1) I'd suggest a visit to your local school for help..
Or
2) A Kercher Power Washer filled with suncream and aim high at full chat then bend over forwards as said suncream falls "gently" from the sky onto your back.
HTH
I'm wasting valuable tanning time here!
I'm going to go and do my front for an hour whilst you lot come up with a sensible solution... or I'll post the requested picture of my problem.
The de-icers at your local airport are probably under utilised at the moment.
Perhaps they could help out?
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Rad roller ?
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Just lie on your back?
Come to North Yorkshire...theres been no sun here yet at all since March. No need for Sunblock...theres plenty in the sodding sky. Bah. 😡