emz - brought to you by the fifth, thirteenth and twenty-sixth letters
ire starter - a growing annoyance generator.
old it - grumpy user of ageing apple hardware
somafuk
...ahhh Magaluf
odgit - roadie
Al the gear. Local drug dealer.
urmaninthenorth - txt spk advocte
Jed
Huntin, shootin, fishin and bikin at the weekend
cynic-a! - arm waving, italian spoon bender
fontmss - Which typeface for my new smartphone?
wellwellwel - things with *that* girl aren't going as well as he thought
RALman - colourful character
Gum
Sticky leftie.
chips - magazine editor's favourite food
mak - return of the resident grumpy
bigblackhed - cant resist giving it a squeeze
RALman - colourful character
*chuckles*
Jami
Cambridgeshire's Muslim prophet.
Chips - Californian Highway Patrolman with a penchant for French Fries.
(Are we allowed to take the P out of Chipps?!)
Rac - UK highway patrol man
Northwin - every single time
Pimonster - angry mathematical pedant.
Holy thread resurrection!
But in the spirit...
earnecessities - ear jewellery spam merchant
Khan. - the wrath of
CaptainFlashHeat - international heating engineer.
Wwswas - part of a drunken sentence.
Ippykona - An explosif John McClane *groan*
matt_utandabout
African outdoor leader
peerfile
Hangs around public toilets at House of Lords.
junkyar - the aristocratic sibling who got the inheritance.
junkard - bareknuckle fighter and he lays tarmac too
iemonster - king of examples
Cogar - dyslexic singlespeeder
Deadlydarc - night can be murder
amie - gender reassignment by photoshop
😀
The Wwa Was - annoying new band.
Charlie Mungs - likes beans.
M L Grips - manufacturer of rider contact points
Harry, he spider - umm.. he is?
Pig Ace - high class butcher
Footlaps. Erm, he's a runner.
Allthegea
Opts for complete life change, making new start as Manchester united goalie.
MrOverhoot – over enthusiastic owl
MrOvershoo – determined to move them
rOvershoot – armed dog warden
MrOversoot – incompetent chimneysweep
This is fun, but I really ought to go to work!
comp site - a place where IT consultants stay on holiday
avidtaylforth - really keen on genealogy
avidtaylforth - really keen on genealogy
Or an enthusiastic lay by occupant.
😀
Captain Fasheart supporter of the far right
Cap, Tan, Flash He Art - He calls it art, the celebration of the male anatomy. Elderly relations find it a bit embarassing. Regardless, he gets the girls wet behind the ears
fathaggis 🙁
'patriot po' - his night soil container has a union jack on it.
ealyarcy- I removed the d [ so within the rules] and sums him up
big_n_dat - what Wiley wanted to be when he grew up
bi John. Oo er.
Cot Abroad - he always makes sure there's adequate sleeping arrangements for his little un whilst holidaying.
Ti Nibz - He's bought a "pen for life"
Harry the Sider - Probably a Man United fan.
