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We the undersigned respect each other and do not disscriminate on grounds of
Race
Sex
Gender
Religion
Political affiliation
DB
What about character?
Dietary Choice.
It's discriminate.
Ride bikes or not?
Choice of footwear.
Choice of Audi.
Respect seems to be a bit much, can i sign up to merely tollerate?
+1
Would wheel size be going too far?
Ok so that’s 7 people already signed up to the charter already
And some great amendments
I’m not signing up to it’s complete are you the EU?
Is there a backstop? If so can I keep coming back to ask for it to be changed?
Respect seems to be a bit much, can i sign up to merely tollerate
It's tolerate ffs.
Haha.
What about GDPR compliance if I sign up?
Trollerate, surely?
Choice of wood burner ?
thread of the year
What’s the Charter position on the pastry lid ?
This is a red line for me.
What are the consequences for not signing up? Is there a cliff edge?
Parenting.
Pastry lids are not part of the charter at the moment you will need to form a group of your own to lobby for this amendment, ty
I don't like cats.
thread of the year
*petitions the house to move the decision date back, we'll need more time*
Is the charter advisory or binding?
Well it looks like we have consensus, the charter will be activated shortly.
It’s discriminate.
It’s tolerate ffs.
Grammar winkers
Will my privacy be valued?
Traitor.
What about spelling and grammar mistakes? Do I really have to respect and tolerate someone who doesn’t know the difference between you’re and your or brake and break?
I’m not sure I’m strong enough to do that.
What about gingers?
What about spelling and grammar mistakes?
Well I'm glad you bought that to the table. I pacifically asked you not to bring that up.
What about spelling and grammar mistakes?
Can their ever bee a agreement?
What about watches? I can't abide watch discrimination...
Guys I’m taking a break from the forum. Thanks for your questions. I’ll seek to answer them next time I need to go to the toilet. Good luck until then with being respectful along charter lines.
Does charter mean charter?
Is it a hard charter or a soft charter or a no deal charter?
Ok - we are now fully bound and agreeing to our vow, end of.
Amendments 1.
No discrimination will be permitted regarding:
Watches
Ginger folk
Wood burner
Spelling and grammer
First implication of this is that the moderators can now retire - job over
Is no charter better than a bad charter?
I call for a further amendment before i join up, i currently have 3 brexiteers bound and trussed up with duct tape in my shed and reserve my right to torture them with facts and realistic outcomes, i may also exercise my right to poke them with a shitty pointy stick from time to time and call them ****ing cretinous idiots, unfortunately or fortunately (point of view?) one of them is a diabetic and is not doing to well (lack of meds apparently....who knew?...shrug....) and the other two have taken to scavenging on her gangrenous limbs so i expect the current situation to continue for a number of days.
Can i still join?, or do i need to have the previous 7 days clear of torture and imprisonment before admission into the snowflake club?.
I don't like cats either.
But back to the OP. I'd like to think that I can control my on-line behaviour without the need to signing up to something.
Apart from the bit about cats. I ****ing hate them.
I'm taking my respect for others views seriously. Like this lot.
Perchy, I'm in with the pastry lid faction after being shown images from a pub that "specialises in pies". Oh no it doesn't.