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[Closed] STW Consensus - Stand or sit

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following on from the 'wierd things you do' thread,

What do you do re: number 2s? Wipe standing or sitting...or other... โ— โ“


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 2:18 pm
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you can get tablets to reduce excess wind.


 
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levitate


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 2:20 pm
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Rigidly to attention.


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 2:20 pm
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Posted : 13/09/2011 2:21 pm
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Wipe? ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 2:23 pm
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Remaining sitting and reach through, not behind.

One up, one down, one to polish.


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 2:24 pm
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Posted : 13/09/2011 2:29 pm
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One cheek on, one cheek off. Isn't that how it's done?


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 2:30 pm
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Stand & scrub till it shines.


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 2:33 pm
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Dry wipe.
Moist wipe.
Dry to polish.

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Posted : 13/09/2011 2:34 pm
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Moist wipe?? You have too much money darcy. Are they heated too?


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 2:35 pm
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I have someone do it for me.


 
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Oh Jesus, here we ****ing go again ๐Ÿ™„

Et tu G?

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EDIT

Are they heated too?

No, kept in a little beer fridge in the summer. By the window in the winter.


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 2:37 pm
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Stand

Back to front

Everything else is just weird/for women


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 3:00 pm
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Bend and half crouch for spreadage.


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 3:04 pm
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Sheet one: one cheek down, one up, from behind, back to front

Sheet two: standing squat, from behind, back to front

Clean as a whistle.
Who wants a go on my whistle?


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 3:06 pm
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lie down, always like a good poo before I get out of bed in the mornings


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 3:31 pm
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Sit

I also have to be completely naked


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 3:31 pm
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Facing the bowl, one foot on the bowl, one foot on the floor in a pose reminiscent of scenes from the battles of yesteryear.


 
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stand, wipe & study (quick look)


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 3:45 pm
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I poo in the shower and then turn the jet on the shower head up to jet wash..

job's a good 'un


 
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what was the last time you took a crap in the woods?


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 4:15 pm
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Do I look like a bear? *checks self, makes note to shave back again*

No.


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 4:28 pm
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I use that brush thing they leave next to the bowl... doesn't eveyone? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 4:36 pm
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what was the last time you took a crap in the woods?

Two weeks ago. Felt like crap and an energy gel went right through me. Pitch black too which increased the challenge.


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 4:40 pm
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What a stupid childish thread is the op about 10?


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 4:42 pm
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Are you about 64. Miserable arse.


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 4:44 pm
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Is it time for the wipe or shake thread to start up as well?


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 4:46 pm
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STW Consensus

Hahahaha, that's a good one.


 
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edric 64 .. its not just kids that wipe their bums... you do know that i assume?


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 7:00 pm
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air dry and then sell the tagnuts as civet cat coffee to fools with more money than sense ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 7:19 pm
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All the info you need is in this thread.> http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/something-i-had-never-thought-about-until-yesterday-bum-wiping-content


 
Posted : 13/09/2011 7:24 pm