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The trail came alive.....and savagely attacked the unwary rider
We had a pet pig, but our parents preferred bacon.
(This is a story I've had in my head for decades, with no idea how to write it. I think it works best in 10 words. Thanks WCA 😉 )
From the fairway he saw people on bikes.
'Looks fun'.
I really prefer running but my knees can't take it 😳
'Tour de France? Sounds a bit lefty' said Boris, haughtily.
Bridleways? Ah dinnae ken whit the hell yer oan aboot!
Twins, my blessing. They murder my time. wouldnt change anything.
Neil fetched our Chinese via bicycle. Incident. Noodles down sleeves.
Neil fetched our Chinese via bicycle. Incident. Noodles down sleeves.
HEAAAVVVVYYY! 😀
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"Is that you?" I cried "Is that you?.. It stinks."
Not in there you dirty get that's for me dentures
The gas man was in the vets brushing dogs
As morning mists dissipate, the winding trail ahead I anticipate
Another wheel size?
Why not?
This lot will buy ANYTHING!
Barefooted kitchen raid.
Ah.
Slug? Cat sick?
Or something worse?
The cat sat on the mat. I sneezed. Bastard allergies.
The American practiced his Constitutional rights. Funerals take place tomorrow.
From my cold dead hands. What about theirs?
Autobiography: I had a job. I have no job. Joy.
The dust had settled, all was quiet once more
The tide laps at my feet on an unknown shore
for all my infinite wisdom I know I know nothing
The rat gambled, the terrier pounced. Smacked chops, hungry mouths.
Hill looms large. Exquisite pain. Digits swapped for fleeting fame.
"Scrawny runt" (the man said), used gun, man's now dead
A quick release. No warning. No recall
Once upon a time there was a story that began
wondering what would life bring, he walked through the door.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away......*
*not an original composition, I confess.
the sun shone, a beautiful day, he'll soon pass away.
Pot noodle and doughnuts, it must be Friday, he smiled
England. Australia. Twickenham. Rugby. And the result was ....
I will finish that one in 80 minutes or so.
Peccavi
Seems that Latin is best for this job, who needs the other 9 words?
@WCA...embarrassing 🙁
WorldClassAccident - Member
England. Australia. Twickenham. Rugby. And the result was ....
Rejoicing in the civilised world...
🙂
Discipline, discipline, discipline..where's the f***ing discipline?
Naked, erect and running right at you. Don't blink now!
Me? I never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.