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[Closed] If the were to be a STW cocktail (and I suspect there might be soon)...

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What would it be?

for reference.. http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/dont-order-a-mojito


 
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Something bitter


 
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A bloody magic mary?


 
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Something bitter

Shall I just close the thread now?


 
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Oh, I know.

Something wine-y.


 
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I was thinking of a cuba libre, using a blend of the finest, most expensive rums from around the world, garnished with gold leaf.

Ie a rum and coke, thats had a ton of money thrown at upgrading it, but it's still a rum and coke...

Something bitter

Something wine-y

The sour grape?


 
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Water


 
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Something wine-y.

Like it

Edit

The sour grape?
even better


 
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What size glass, first of all.

Slow comfortable climb up to Walsall?


 
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Sexy fat bike on the beach.


 
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Screwdriver?


 
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I'll have a Slat Hoofer, thanks.


 
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A bloody magic mary

You guys don't appreciate my genius. The OP asked for a STW cocktail and I gave you one with a tyre in it. I mean what is STW about if it isn't tyres?

I'm wasted here. I'm off back to mumsnet.


 
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A bloody magic mary
You guys don't appreciate my genius. The OP asked for a STW cocktail and I gave you one with a tyre in it. I mean what is STW about if it isn't tyres?
I'm wasted here. I'm off back to mumsnet

Does it come in a beaker?


 
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Whisky sour.


 
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It'd have to be niche, artisan, and contain wine, Picolax, pseudo-cream, JagerBombers, AfterShocks and bitters. It'd have to travel well and be served in a shoe, and should be available in different sizes so that we can argue which is best.

Anything else?


 
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A Gin Whinge


 
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Oh, and, it's a Winey Middle-Glass Cocktail.


 
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You guys don't appreciate my genius. The OP asked for a STW cocktail and I gave you one with a tyre in it. I mean what is STW about if it isn't tyres?

I'm wasted here. I'm off back to mumsnet.

๐Ÿ’ก

The flounce?

As you were..


 
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good work.


 
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The flounce?

Like it. And of course Flouncers always come back for more which is what a good cocktail should do too...


 
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Like it. And of course Flouncers always come back for more which is what a good cocktail should do too...

And when they do, I'll serve them the 'Hotel [s]California[/s] STW'


 
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Backdoor Smasher


 
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The Last Word.


 
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BIG HITTER


 
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The Plain Dawes Galaxy Gravel Blaster?


 
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Gnartini?


 
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Smelly Helmet


 
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"if you only drink one cocktail today..."


 
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Smugtini


 
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What drink? (Cocktail content)

Cocktailtrackworld (guess that'd be the name of the establishment really)

The triggers broom, lots of old cocktails thrown together to make one (not especially cohesive) new one

The N+1

what size glass

A highball?


 
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Does it come in a beaker?

............... Oooh that was very good


 
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Right, just invented it, mixed it and taste tested it...

I give you: The Jammy Dodger!

1 shot rum, 1 shot of disaronno and a top of grenadine ๐Ÿ™‚

EDIT: Or maybe its a bit more bakewell...


 
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The GWTJ, served on a SurfMat


 
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Japanese/Korean rice wine ... coz they taste good! Fact! ๐Ÿ˜›


 
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PGT85

Mug of tea with a hint of GT85.

My post ride tipple since I invented it in 1994.


 
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Big Mojita


 
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