MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Intruders are breaking in to my shed in the middle of the night and dribbling oil on my brake pads
A genuine belief in a Supreme Being, aka God, is tantamount to mental delusion bordering on insanity and if you believe the Supreme Being/God speaks to you then Ka-ching....you've hit the schizophrenic jackpot.
Ah, but the caveat there is that is a belief is held by large numbers of people, it's a culturally accepted idea, and not a schizophrenic delusion....
DrP
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
God.....it's not fashionable or cool on the Richard Dawkins fuelled world (although I enjoy listening to his point and debates) but I still think he's wrong!
Campag kit is nicer than Shimano
Shellfish is manky....
I will get under 100kgs again.... 😆
She'll fish is manky
That predictive text is dodgy.
Agreed mate!!!!!!edited** but if you thought about it that is true.....
My sh*t doesn't stink
Global warming may or may not be man-made, but it is good to cut our consumption of power/goods/meat regardless, as over-consumption is just wrong and destructive.
Your wife/GF/SO loves you soooo much, she'll/he'll never have an affair.
'Givers Gain'
and Copper Bracelets with magnets in them stop your hip joints from wearing out and are worth the dodgy looking green ring that appears round your arm whenever it gets slightly warm.
The second one is definitely true.
Ah, but the caveat there is that is a belief is held by large numbers of people, it's a culturally accepted idea, and not a schizophrenic delusion....
Damn.....I thought i had found a sure fire way of sectioning every delusional god botherer in the land, oh well....back to wearing my "there is no god" t-shirt and standing on street corners shouting through a megaphone.
Cheese is a dietary aid.
ley-lines, crystals and candle therapy are positive forces in the world
well, at least, they help me spot gibbering loons with a lack of critical thinking skills
As an extreme agnostic, I believe no-one knows if there is a Supreme Being/Intelligence/Force/Deity or not, but I will be amused if there is and all those Atheists find themselves forever consigned to single speeds in a heaven of hills.
That you don't have to wait until the 200m mark to get in lane for a motorway junction.
That teaching Kids to write "boobs" on calculators is part of their edjucashion.
Coffee is a PED.
iPhones are shit.
Klein bikes look awful
Cycling specific socks are someone having a laugh at you
Accidentally spilling oil on some brake pads does not instantly render them unusable
U2 are a crap band
big bang theory isn't funny at all
titanium frames aren't comfortable
aluminium frames don't beat you up
carbon frames aren't fragile
oh, and a titanium frame isn't a frame for life
writing 'wunundred!' on a thread doesn't make you cool
big bang theory isn't funny at all
I believe this too.
That I am not an above average driver.
^^ fruitloops ^^
That talking loudly on your mobile phone whilst sitting on a train saying those imortal words "I'm on the train" does indeed not make you look cool.
City Banker boys/girls are nice polite people.
Nepal is an independant country.
I flippin hate big bang theory. It was a breath of fresh air after the Friends over saturation. But now its over played and looks too much like friends but with nerds.