[Closed] Students weeing in the shower

I pee in the shower at home. I find it satisfying.

I would have thought, having to hop in the shower every time you needed a wee, would use more water.

Perfect place to work out how the hell a she-wee works...

Rachel

Perfect place to work out how the hell a she-wee works...

Don't you just tap it in place with a rubber mallet?

Wasn't it Churchill who said;

"I'd rather they were in the shower pissing out than outside pissing in."

?

I thought they were making some very optimistic assumptions...

a) that most students don't already do this and
b) that those who don't, take a shower in the morning at all...

Warms your feet and good athletes foot treatment.

Don't you just tap it in place with a rubber mallet?

Don't be silly. They are self tapping.

I take it #2's are outside the remit ?

Not if you've got a stick to poke it down the plug hole.

I thought this was the recognised definitive test of whether you were posh or not? Getting out of the shower to have a wee?

It helps wash the poo down the plug hole

I thought this was the recognised definitive test of whether you were [s]posh[/s] stupid or not? Getting out of the shower to have a wee?

FTFY.

I do, taught my son to too.

Once upset a lady I was showering with though.

[i]It helps wash the poo down your legs [s]the plug hole[/s] [/i]

ftfy

I thought this was the recognised definitive test of whether you were posh or not? Getting out of the shower to have a wee?

Pah, you soft git.

Round our way it's whether or not you get out of the [u]bath[/u] to have a wee that determines posh/not posh.

My kids used to poo in the bath, usually when bubble bath was present.

Often we didn't realise until we got a cup of water to pour over their heads and caught a floater.

Bathing, pah, thats for wimps, round here we chisel the dirt off.

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Here's what you need.

Many moons ago I was student at UEA and they used to run 'Development Studies' degrees that attracted students from third world countries. They would arrive a week before freshers week to attend a sort of western familiarization course which taught them amongst other things what a toilet was and what a shower was.

It took a while for some of them to get the hang of it though and they'd often take a dump in the one of the communal shower cubicles 😯 😯

[i]Perfect place to work out how the hell a she-wee works...[/i]

Yes, it's better to practice first, trust me 😳

Never trust a girl that doesn't wee on you in the shower

How long do some of you take in the shower where you're suddenly caught short?! weirdos...

I'm not averse to peeing in the shower, hell, I'd pee on any one of you if the situation called for it (or the possibility that it'd be mildly amusing 🙂 )

Along the same lines .I bet every B and B room without an en suite has had the basin peed in

BASIN BASIN BASIN!!!!!

Sinks are in kitchens.

Arrgghhh!

Sinks are in kitchens.

Isn't that what Edric meant...? 😉

8)

As a fellow pedant I have edited my comment ..sorry !!!

Eh? Is the bowl thing that I brush my teeth over and occasionally urinate in *not* called a sink?

Blimey, you mean to tell me that some people actually DON'T wee in the shower?

What's the point saving all that water then using it to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool 26 times over?

Stopped weeing in the shower now wrecker jnr is bathing in the bath. Funnily, it never bothered me that Mrs Wrecker has been bathing in there for years (although I never told her) 😀

My brother used to sleep walk sometimes when drunk.
On night while staying at a friends flat after a night out he got up walked into the living room, lifted the lid on his friends record player, peed on it then closed the lid before going back to bed.

Another friend who was asleep on the settee was woken up by him turning on the light and saw the whole thing but was too pissed to care to stop him.

After going to bed early with a skinful on holiday my mate came into our room and opened the wardrobe door to find me sitting on the safe with my pants around my ankles.
Apparently I told him to **** off I am on the loo.

But he woke me up before I made a deposit.

Both the wife and I wee in the shower. If I'm downstairs I normally pop out and wee on the flowerbeds rather than nip upstairs to the loo....

flicker - Member
How long do some of you take in the shower where you're suddenly caught short?! weirdos...

It's not the duration of the shower it's the saving of time before it when getting up or getting in from a ride. To make the best use of time have to multi task so scrub something whilst peeing.

Before passing comment thought I better give it a go,
How do you stop it splashing your shoes?

CountZero - Member

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flicker - Member
How long do some of you take in the shower where you're suddenly caught short?! weirdos...[/b]

Doesn't have to be that long, sound of running water, innit!

It's your age dear. 😀
Had your walnut checked?

What's wrong with weeing in shower? 🙄

I only wee in the shower when i can't be bothered getting the floor wet- By getting out the shower that is.

Compared to what I pisspissed in/on/around/through as a student, it's positively Godly.

I still remember cutting a square of the carpet off 'cause I missed the fireplace.

If you wee in the shower there is a sense of satisfaction of a warm feeling ...

Yeah, great for warming your feet after a cold damp winter ride 😀

I'm staying at a friend's house in Norwich tonight. Clearly, it would be rude not to "go with the flow" in the morning...

Rachel