[i]Elderly man 'calmly' smokes pipe while 'sinking' in Loxley lake[/i]
[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-33849863 ]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-33849863[/url]
He wasn't hurt or even cold but crews removed his clothing
😯
"He smoked his pipe and chatted to the farmer, who went into the lake in waders".
Great test for his incontinence pants 😉
He was fishing the lake, one assumes he knew it wasn't deep, why panic?
[i]He was fishing the lake[/i]
If he'd been an aging hippy he'd no doubt have been smoking a roach.
igmc
Not sure whether to cringe or laugh... hmmmmm...
wwaswas - MemberIf he'd been an aging hippy he'd no doubt have been smoking a roach.
I think he was after trout tbh
How very au-dace-ious!
He was just doing what any old sailor would when their vessel was going down.
Standing to a-tench-ion.
Or maybe he had just dropped off his perch.
Well he certainly didn't flounder.
If he'd been badly injured he might have needed the attention of a sturgeon.
(and damn, if only Chris Grayling had been health secretary).
Lake? Looks like a ford to me.
He was perched on the edge of his seat until rescued.
Fish puns.
I know I keep carping on about it, but it's what I like best about this plaice.