[Closed] Stag Pranks

brick him up in my cellar!

£10 charity challenge

Start stag do at lunch announce that this evenings dress code is from charity shops £10 max spend

i wrote "MUG" on my almost brother-in-laws forehead on his stag do. sort of lost its impact when i had to explain to them what mug meant in english. only two of them understood and asked why i had written 'tasse' or 'cup' on his head. oh, it was a german stag do....

All movement between pubs must be done on a space hopper.

Space Hopper god. We had all movement of the stag can only be done whilst holding hands with another stagee, also throughout the day the stag was wearing a long arm/leg cerise leotard. In the evening it gets worse...

Hmmmm, quite like the hand holding. Not sure if space hoppers and leotards are subtle 🙂

His name shall be Quentin Farquar-Farquarson-Smythe for the duration of the evening. He shall inform as many people as possible of this.

The hand holding is great for much embarrassment, it also spreads the embarrassment around the group as you take turns, and spreads diseases..

We flew a friend to Krakow. We had organised to have him abducted from the airport by fake KGB, driven to a shooting range in the boot of a car where we were going to fire machine guns while he lay in the boot sweating. Then he was going to be taken out the boot, made to dress in a sort of sumo suit at gunpoint and then they were going to set the attack dogs on him.

We were worried about his heart though (he's a big guy) so just went with the attack dogs. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen and he still laughs about it.

Were you thinking of more subtle?

Give him an envelope with his task and some money in and send him unaccompanied into the local newsagent that you have already checked out. His task is to buy a particular month of a certain jazz mag (the only copy of which you have already hidden at the back of the pile) and a pocket pack of Kleenex (which hopefully will be kept behind the till and need asking for). The money in the envelope is of course 5p short so he'll need to barter with the poor 16yr old girl on the till.

mikewsmith - Premier Member
£10 charity challenge

Start stag do at lunch announce that this evenings dress code is from charity shops £10 max spend

Do this but everone draws names out of a hat and buy that persons outfit 😈

Sheep dip, just make sure the blue tint has enough time to wear off before the wedding day.

OK my stag is in March and now I am getting very worried!!! I have already been informed that my clothes for the weekend are already organized! Better get my arse shaved if I am gonna have to wear a mankini!! 😀

Liking the porn mag. challenge

We did quite a bit to one stag but the best part was,

ON the final morning we all showered first and waited for him to go in, Once he was in, we locked the door, took all his belongings, money, clothes the works and left him with a pair of boxer shorts (That was an accident) a summer dress that was far too small and a train ticket home from Leeds to Edinburgh changing at Newcastle. Once we had left the hotel we phoned reception to let him out.

He wasn't best pleased, especially after walking home through Edinburgh to discover no-one was in and he had sit outside for a couple of hours.

Funnily he's still our mate and invited us all to the wedding anyway. His mother thought it funny but mother-in-law was not impressed.

Steve

OK my stag is in March and now I am getting very worried!!! I have already been informed that my clothes for the weekend are already organized! Better get my arse shaved if I am gonna have to wear a mankini!!

be afraid, be very afraid.

This is what my brother in law and little brother arranged for me. Mankini + high vis vest + tiny kilt (may as well have been a mini-skirt) + hat with bells on it.

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Won't work for us dmiller as that is what we normally look like

in his first pint............

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or you can volunteer the stag to do a charity run! tell all his friends and workmates that he will be running it in a ballerina outfit, set up an online page raise over 300quid
then tell him the morning after his stag do throw the ballerina costume at him and explain he has no choice as hes raised a lot of money for charity
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People of the Peak district didn't know what to say to me when I was forced to wear this outfit and ring my bell/shout "cooey!" at EVERY person I saw that day. The outfit ended up being quite practical for the weather!
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last stag do i was on involved a 25 kilo solid steel ball and chain on the guys leg and a wedding dress - good laugh watching him being dragged down stairs when we'd roll it off... 😈

Dyed my mates ears blue with food colouring - subtle. Took days to fully come off.

We dressed a friend in a pink dress and went out in Nottingham one night for his stag, only made one pub before putting him in a taxi back to place we were staying as the amount of abuse and very threatening behaviour we got was not nice!

Got a stag do to organise next year, liking the ideas!!

Any ideas for mens things we can do as well.

So far I've booked carting, snooker, we're getting in the betting shop as well and there will be pipe smoking at mine after Italian meal then pub crawl.

Dress him up as the Stig, Its brilliant, it attracts attention from so many women you cant get your breath. So many people will want photo's of him, some folks even though it was the real stig when we did it.

We flew a friend to Krakow. We had organised to have him abducted from the airport by fake KGB, driven to a shooting range in the boot of a car where we were going to fire machine guns while he lay in the boot sweating. Then he was going to be taken out the boot, made to dress in a sort of sumo suit at gunpoint and then they were going to set the attack dogs on him.

Hahaha. Me and another mate were thinking of doing something similar for another mates stag do last year. Plan kinda didn't get off the ground though, cos don't think he'd have ever forgiven us! That and would've been impossible to get his passport off him or his missus, she'd have blabbed if she'd suspected anything untoward too...

Perhaps THE BEST Stag Do challenge I've heard of, and you could choose to make the stag do it on his own, or all take part, came from a mate I used to work with... Slightly unoriginally, the idea was to go out dressed in Toga's... Ok, nothing out of the ordinary yet... But they mixed it up by everyone having to neck a Viagra pill with their first drink of the evening... No problems of course, until you spot a rather attractive girl!

Last one to get a Stiffy wins basically...

And of course, there's no need to ask who's winning or losing as you're all wearing togas! 😉

Apparently all the single guys from said party didn't go home alone that night I'm told... Can you imagine why?!?!

Dress him up as the Stig

BRILLIANT! Would never have thought of that... Next stag do I have to attend, will mention that idea for sure...

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I remember (vaguely) being asked by the bride to be to make sure the bloke got his long metal style 80s hair cut and she didn't mind if we shaved his head. He heard this and was paranoid all night.

We waited until he passed out and glued his head to the floor by his hair and left him some nail scissors.

Not a happy chap in the morning but looked better in the wedding photos with short hair.

>looking for some more subtle stuff.

spike his drinks with LSD, tie him to some railings and bum him

I properly laughed at that papa! you, sir, are a wit.

My wee brother was made to grow a 'tache. He wasn't too bothered at that. Then made him wear the gay biker from the village people outfit, complete with arseless chaps. In a town holding a Harley Davidson convention.

Worse thing what happend to me after I was hammered they left me sleeping on a tramp (really sorry for the term) who they paid. They had all sorts of pictures with me lying on this guys shoulder and hugging him. I must say greatest day & night ever started with carting, meal, winebar, rhinos then supper club then the rest I dont remember other than the pictures.

We made a 'Ball of Doom' a Beach ball filled with lots of cans of expanding foam. This was chained to his ankle. he carried it almost everywhere all night, we also shaved his head to a grade 2 ,and made him wear his wife to be's underwear.

how about supergluing his tackle to his leg? Too subtle?

don't do anything, he'll be shitting himself in anticipation

Gay Chicken? You could have a championship

a friend of mine nearly died when he was lobbed in the river Tone in january and made to run naked along Fore Street in subzero conditions. Another guy nearly suffocated in his own vomit after being hung by his ankle from a cherry tree at the Turf (the tree got snapped as he was being cut off by the ambulance crew and it did die, the stag party responsible never replaced it either)

Am I alone in thinking that this sort of stag bullying is crappy and infantile?

don't do anything, he'll be shitting himself in anticipation

This, along with lots of "f'kin ell mate, you'll never guess what we've got planned for you. Just you wait, you'll never see it coming. You've got health insurance, right?"

handcuff to his ex wife?

I was told to dress in the old Borat mankini. You'd think at 37 my mates would be past such a prank. Unfortuantely i was still up for it, although it chaffed somewhat while knee boarding over some max sick jumps. That sought of stuff is wasted on me as I love it. I even stripped off in the posh night club, just to get it over with - even though they had no intention of debagging me. At least when i got chucked out, it was `one out, all out' solidarity.

Liking the porn mag challenge.

I got stripped naked on the streets of Kendal as well as lots of minor bits and bobs - tequila, but snorting salt and rubbing the lemon on my japs eye etc. I thought i got off lightly.
Subsequent stag-dos have involved:
the bum pint - a pint poured down an @rse crack of one of the lads and then downed by the stag. increases one crack per stag - the last lad had to have a pint that had been down 8. and eat an edible c*ck ring that had been on one of the lads all afternoon. and wear a mankini...with viagra slipped into his pint 5 minutes later with obvious results...

Good grief. Why didn't you all just take turns to take him up the council gritter and be done with it?

have a look on youtube, searching under 'mair angle' for the clip of the 3-bum pint...a true engineering feat...

check this out for a stag do prank

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not me or mates this time, but if you search for 'sunderland echo', dwarf and stag-do...there's a cracking story about a group of lads who paid for a dwarf for the weekend, to be chained to the stag for the whole weekend. including sleeping. the dwarf looked as if he enjoyed it too. and then google hiring a dwarf and be amazed at how many sites there are. priceless.

My stag sounds pretty tame -

Dress him up as the Stig

Yep that's what happened to me, I actually quite enjoyed it and I'm known for not wanting to dressup for fancy dress or anything. Did a bit of offroad gokarting and some hovercrafting, mountain biking and little bit of drinking

Apparently they discussed trying a school girl outfit but as there was only 18 of them they didn't think they could try it on without significant casualties

Sorry can't help really. My do involved hiring a house in Kinloch Rannoch and drinking the pub over the road dry.

There were plans afoot to throw me in the loch - the plans were downgraded to throwing me in the wee pool at the end of the village 'cos it was closer, but even that genteel scheme was abandoned by 4 am, when I was the only one left standing... Pissheads.

Does anyone seriously find that stuff amusing?

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I think it sounds like a pile of complete puerile bollox carried out my total brainless cretins - personally

Maybe after 17 pints.... 😳

I like you iDave.

I'll invite you to my stag do then Mol. If I ever have another one.

A mate of mine lived in a bungalow on a farm. All night he was wandering what was going to happen but we didn't do anything. We took him home and after he fell on the sofa completely passed out we took all the clocks and his watch and put them in a cupboard. We then preceded to stack bales of hay outside all the windows so when he did wake up it still seemed dark.

His now wife wasn't too happy when he literally got dragged to the church in what he had on the night before. We did have his clothes in the car ready.

Possibly not a stag do prank but still a good laugh though

"Does anyone seriously find that stuff amusing?"

Apparently........ though I'll be f****d if I know why anybody involved enjoys it. Unless it's some kind of perverse power trip thing.

Well unless Papa_Lazarou can be my [i]best[/i]man, I think I'm with iDave and molgrips on this one.

aye, you boys are right. lets just head to the pub and have a pint of maturity...harmless banter, no? of the stag-dos i've been on no one has been upset by the banter or pranks.

Well thankfully we move in alternative worlds then...

I've yet to mature enough to enjoy some blokes shite or cock juice in my beer, or the enthusiastic handling of my genitals by pissed up hairy arsed knobjockeys

You enjoy your man-fun there Max.

Weirdest one I heard is let him have a good night out pass out , someone then shoots off in a Durex and carefully position it in back passage, wait til the morning and see if he says anything 😉

went on a stag do once and ended up in vegas, night started well... shots on the hotel rooftop and everything! woke up the next morning with a tiger in the bathroom and a baby. all very surreal. think mike tyson joined us at some point and there was this rediculously fit girl who seemed to like my dentist mate pulling his own tooth out.

in the end it all worked out out, and now i'm part of a wolfpack! 😀

phil that must have left you with the surrealist hangover ever!

The best I heard was a friend of a friend who got left 10 miles from home with a bike with no saddle and no clothes except a sock at about 2.00am.

A police car stopped him, when he told them about his plight they said very good sir, have a good night & drove off 🙂

Second best was a couple of guys spent all night under the bed on the wedding night not saying anything until the groom asked the bride what she wanted for breakfast & two voices piped up asking for a full english. I understand the bride was mighty pissed off 🙂

If flights are involved, a penis enlarger and a bottle of water placed in the stag's hand luggage is quite effective.

"Did you pack this yourself sir?"

Am I alone in thinking that this sort of stag bullying is crappy and infantile?

No. I took my best man aside and told him if there was anything like this, I'd come for him with a blunt spoon. Given that Papa Lazarou attended my stag do, I'm quite glad I took that precauction as the only incident of note was due to my own stupidity. Once for another time though.

I've been on a stag where he wore a real ball and chain, his bride was not to pleased with his groin strain he gained whilst dragging it from pub to pub.
On another MTB Stag weekend, the Sunday ride, following a very drunk night, his camelbak was filled with stale milk, so when the extremely hungover stag needed some water after the first climb.....

Down a frisbee full of beer. Sounds easy but it's a tough one to drink out of and a proper sized one holds 2.5 pints. Yes, really!

Straightliner - Member

Down a frisbee full of beer. Sounds easy but it's a tough one to drink out of and a proper sized one holds 2.5 pints. Yes, really!

THe real challenge s to do it through a straw 🙂

After he'd had a skinful We shaved our stag. Result was pretty funny. But it took ****ing ages,