Golf. It seems that all famous people play it but I can't for the life of me understand why. It's just not very interesting from what I can see.
Basketball the epitome of a ridiculous and boring sport. Watching a bunch of 7ft freaks runing up one end of the court and them the other for an hour, only to have (providing it is close) the last minute or two provide any meaning or suspense. Laughable.
Road riding.
Swimming.
Mind numbing
I like golf on the Wii but not in real life 😯
I agree basketball is boring to watch and don't get me started on F1 at least with MotoGP people overtake each other but that's boring too.
I used to do synchronised swimming for the northern counties, we were rubbish, I wouldn't have wanted to watch us or any other team
[b]*disclaimer*[/b] if anyone tells anyone outside of here what I used to to I know where you all live I will hunt you down
I am not particularly worried about being hunted down by a synchronised swimmer.
Basketball? ...... Football is no different!
Watching most competitive sports is pretty boring, whatever it is.
However, most sports you are at least able to participate in yourself and gain some enjoyment from, whether you like watching them or not.
Therefore I dont get Formula 1 at all, incredibly dull to watch and you cant even take part in it yourself. What a load of shite
Most of 'em, to be honest. I'm not really much of a spectator sport person, I'd rather be out (or in) [i]doing [/i]something.
I think perhaps I'd have more time for watching sports if we weren't constantly bombarded with media saturation and fan evangelism. People get so obsessed that when confronted with someone who doesn't follow their sport they react like they've just met a Martian. Football especially, you just can't get away from; I'm sick of the bloody game without ever watching a match. (Not to say I've never watched it, I have, I've really have tried but it just leaves me cold.)
The only time I've ever really followed a sport is when it's been fairly niche; I was into American Football as a teenager, and followed British ice hockey for a couple of seasons a few years back. I went to an ice hockey game a couple of weeks back actually, for the first time in forever, and thoroughly enjoyed it. But for me, that's ticked the box, I don't really get why people would want to buy season tickets for a sport year after year. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that per sé, I guess it's like a hobby, just saying that it's not for me, I don't get it.
It's like, to pick an artist fairly at random, I really like the Foo Fighters and I'll go and see them when they're touring. But I won't buy tickets for every show, that'd be weird; much as I like them, I'd rather go see other bands too. I guess sport is the same, much as I enjoyed ice hockey I've seen it now, show me something new.
Competitive Computer Gaming, WTF 😕
Soccer.
Utterly, mind numbingly, soul destroyingly dull as shite
I don't like cricket.
I can watch any sport that has some drama unfolding. I have no desire to play golf, but the last round of the masters was great. Hate cricket with a passion but when England won the ashes in 08(?) it was great viewing. Sport is just people fighting to win stuff they may have wanted since they were a kid. All about passion, the mode of delivery hardly matters.
Fishing - either participating or spectating
It's just not very interesting from what I can see.
so speaketh a non-golfer.
You experience a whole range of emotions on the golf course and it is challenging to keep everything under control mentally - witness the Masters collapse by Rory on Sunday.
This is why business deals get done on a golf course - it is hard to hide your true self.
Fishing - wtf is the point of that? It is you against the fish...
Darts. Does darts even count as a sport?
Oh and football. How or why that is pretty much the most popular sport/game in the world I will never know.
I don't like cricket.
Oh no?
I watched a sport once on Bravo i think it was when i was younger, which involved
Basketball mixed with American Football and Trampolines
that was quite watchable from an amusement point of view!
Disclaimer* I'm pretty sure this is real but there is always the possibility I dreamt it but if not, i'm sorry i brought this in to your lives
This is why business deals get done on a golf course - it is hard to hide your true self.Fishing - wtf is the point of that? It is you against the fish...
2 little nuggets of comedy gold right there! 🙂
People get so obsessed that when confronted with someone who doesn't follow their sport they react like they've just met a Martian. Football especially
I can sort of understand obsession with football, as it all sort of ties back to supporting/playing/being proud of your home town/city/roots etc. etc.
F1 on the other hand. I cant see why it makes two people in my office talk so passionately about it, how can they even relate to it? (apart from the fact its dull)
NO!
I don't like cricket.
Oh no?
I love it!
😆 @ Psychle!
Oh and football. How or why that is pretty much the most popular sport/game in the world I will never know.
Eh? The fact near enough anyone can partake in it (unlike mtbing where you need to be incredibly rich and/or live in a specific area to be able to do it)
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Oh no?
He loves it.
EDIT: Damn, beaten to it.
Erm, I like pretty much all sports including those above such as golf & fishing - how can anyone not get drawn into darts on the TV!?
Road cycling is still duller than all of the above.
I mean, it's bad enough riding on the road, but watching a bunch of blokes pedal up a hill on telly is just mental.
I don't like cricket.
Oh no?
I love it !
scu98rkr - MemberI don't like cricket.
Oh no?I love it !
I don't like failure....
I was somewhat baffled that they now televise Poker. WTF is that all about?
I'd rather bang nails into my eyes than watch golf. I do remember a time when F1 was worth watching as it was really good . Long time ago that, mind - probably the era of turbo-charged mental-ness.
Now you can watch the start and the first lap (which I tend to do) then go and do something interesting, as that's how the race will finish. How anyone can sit through hours of that tedium is utterly beyond me.
Curling, pointless.. it's just skidding with brooms, for fat ladies.
Dance Aerobics.. fit girls with string
Sailing.. (i sail competitively BTW) but watching it, dull as.
Athletics.. drug filled, attention seeking, obsessed..
Marathon Running.. ok, for the partaker it's all encompassing, but watching it.. forget it.
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Agree with iDave. If it was truly rubbish it wouldn't be on TV cos no-one would watch it or play it.
I've been drawn into all sorts of things. Snooker, bowls, darts, DH skiing, sailing ffs.. because of this, I absolutely love the Olympics and would watch all of every sport if I could.
Actually having said that, the only things that leave me a little cold ar the things with artistic impression in them. So figure skating, that kind of thing, but worst is dressage.
Oh and open water swimming is pretty difficult to watch. Can't really tell the difference between that and dropping sausages into a tank of hungry piranhas.
Road cycling is still duller than all of the above
No way - it's gripping! You're not simply watching some bloke pedalling, you're watching a race and a whole tour unfold.
Football, its not that I don't get it, I mean I understand the rules and objectives of the game. I just don't get why our society is so absorbed by it
EDIT - Come to think of it I'm pretty sure half the people that claim to like it are only pretending becuase they feel they have to.
Cricket must hold the distinction of being the only sport which is better to watch than play.
If your're just watching you dont have to worry about being woken from your dream-like haze by people shouting at you to run after the ball and throw it back.
Also you can continue to drink your beer/tea/water in peace without someone suggesting its your turn to stand in the middle of the field for a couple minutes.
Dressage.. seriously no one can find that good can they, dancing with horses what a pile of [words that'd get me banned]
horse racing
'sport of kings'? GTF it's a betting vehicle nothing more.
I can sort of understand obsession with football, as it all sort of ties back to supporting/playing/being proud of your home town/city/roots etc. etc.
I'm sure all the cockneys get a lump in their throat when they see their team, Manchester United, playing on the big screen with all their local homeboys from Korea and Serbia. Even MU's "English" are from all over the place; a quick Google would suggest one from Tyneside, one from London and one from Liverpool. Total number of Mancunians playing for Man United = one. That's not home town pride, that's a statistical error.
Once of a time I'd have agreed with you, but it's big business these days and the 'home' location is largely coincidental IMHO.
I love it!
Thank you everyone, I hate to see a good feed line go to waste.
The fact near enough anyone can partake in it (unlike mtbing
You can get a bargain basement new bike for sub-£100 which will get you out and about. I sold one recently for ten quid.
Sure, you [i]can [/i]spend thousands, but I'd respectfully suggest that the denizens of STW aren't fairly representative of off-road cyclists as a whole.
It seems alot of people on here hate sport. Are you the same people that are all doing the iDave diet?
"Hate sport, hate your body. And become a fat knacker"
Thing is with footy is its providing a valuable social service
If I didn't have my weekly fix of shouting abuse at the telly, ie: laughing like a drain at Torres being absolutely pony (again) last night, I'd probably be a serial killer or summink.
Just watch the mutual venom being delivered on Saturday at the Manchester FA Cup Semi. That lot would be vented on the streets otherwise. Do you want that? Well? Do you? Eh?
It seems alot of people on here hate sport. Are you the same people that are all doing the iDave diet?"Hate sport, hate your body. And become a fat knacker"
Hate sport. 30" waist. Next [s]generalisation[/s] question?
Oops! double post
I love sport, but I don't half get bored watching it. I reckon most goldfish have probably got longer attention spans than me.
Handball. Load of carp.
Next [s]generalisation[/s] question?
Would you like something harder?
I bet you say that to all the boys.
but I'd respectfully suggest that the denizens of STW aren't fairly representative of [s]off-road cyclists as a whole[/s] any significant group of people
I watched a sport once on Bravo i think it was when i was younger, which involvedBasketball mixed with American Football and Trampolines
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Utterly ridiculous, but amusing nonetheless.
afrothunder88 - you are my hero, i thought i was going mad....but really its just amazing thank you......
Do you remember on itv there used to be a thing which i could only describe as Gladiators on Ice
That thing where middle-aged women who should be baking scones sweep an ice rink in Scotland somewhere
I'll take back my comments about road cycling being dull:
At least some of the crashes are half decent.
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Slamball looks great!!!
Do you remember on itv there used to be a thing which i could only describe as Gladiators on Ice
Ice Warriors. Filmed on the ice at the MEN Arena, a number of the 'Warriors' were Manchester Storm players.
Football is fantastic even better with a beer in your hand, even better if Binners team lose and you're sat at the side of him drinking your beer and gloating doesn't happen very often but still.....
[b]Rugby League[/b] is my favourite game NOT Union although I will watch that too as what's not to like about chunky monkey men running round getting muddy in short shorts.... I do like the sport too though!!! Its just an added bonus 
So to round up men with odd shaped balls and muddy tight shorts is the bestest
Cougar - MemberDo you remember on itv there used to be a thing which i could only describe as Gladiators on Ice
Ice Warriors. Filmed on the ice at the MEN Arena, a number of the 'Warriors' were Manchester Storm players.
I used to go watching Manchester Storm twice a week when it first started till they wacked the ticket prices up
So to round up men with odd shaped balls and muddy tight shorts is the bestest
What do you do with them once you've rounded them up?
Captain my Captain I'd play Thunder songs VERY loud then get them drunk....
Dear God woman!! You do realise the swearing-at-the-telly level on Saturday is going to be elevated to Def Con One? Even if Herman Munster isn't playing. I suppose you'll be supporting 'THEM' *spits* then, will you?
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Captain my Captain I'd play Thunder songs VERY loud then get them drunk....
Hmmm, sounds like an invitation....
Why do you play rugby too? Haha!
Shanghai not all that then...
I used to go watching Manchester Storm twice a week when it first started till they wacked the ticket prices up
Yeah, I missed the first season but picked it up some time in the second (1996).
I'd play Thunder songs VERY loud
... as recommended by their sound engineer in the cover notes on Back Street Symphony.
Soccer. Daft game, all looks totally random to me, and they keep kicking the ball to the other team. Nothing happens, nothing happens, still nothing happens then OMG OMG OMG somebody, almost, but didn't score a goal. Should just cut to the chase and do penalty shoots would allbe over much quicker.
Does have one virtue I have to admit, you know where are the Rangers fans are at any one time, in case personal ownership of cruise missiles ever become legal.
all looks totally random to me
It's not though. That's your problem not theirs 🙂
Not sure if it's a sport but rabbit hunting, I've seem people in full camo, face blacking and infrared night sighted guns! SAS bunny murderers! Are bunnies that fierce? 😯
And football, I've tried, I really have' loads of times
But I'd rather watch a dog having a shit!
Beautifully put khani! 😀
Cyclocross racing - seriously? wtf?
Another one is curling... never understood that.
Rugby is a bit shit. Overcomplicated buck toothed wahs running sideways around a muddy paddock near Henley whilst mummy prepares smoked salmon sandwiches in the car park.
That does sound rubbish, Yos. Shame it's not really like that 🙂
Khani that sounds like their might be too many points available for artistic content...
I bet you like dressage.
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That does sound rubbish, Yos. Shame it's not really like that
I know moley, it's just for a bit of balance 😉
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As far as I can tell, it seems to be an Eastern version of British Bulldog.
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Wow, is it homoerotic half-hour already? *Checks watch*
It used to be on CH4 quite a lot. I actually do get it.
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This is why business deals get done on a golf course - it is hard to hide your true self.
depends how well you're playing.
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