[Closed] Spooning..................do you????

someone was trying to set the spooning world record at a festival in Brighton last year.

The local rag got the wrong end of the stick and suggested everyone raided their cutlery drawers and headed off there.

only when I want a fork

cos i did not know what it was, and all the lad's a laughing at me in the shop.

Not really no unless is fekn cold.

do you spoon, in bed like???????????
and not just to do the deed.

Yup. Fall asleep like that quite often too. Nice'n'snuggly. Lovely. 😀

'spooning' indeed. does anyone actually have their spoons like that in the cutlery drawer? edge downwards? Surely they're just lobbed in and some may end up stacking on top of each other...
bunch of arse.

Spooning is fabulous, I love to receive spoonage, I don't get enough of it, something always comes up 😡 .

Yep, love a good spoon. Some women are comfier to spoon than others, the current Mrs. Shib is perfect. Nice smooth hair that doesn't tickle my nostrils while I sleep.

Oh yeah baby!

there are [b]other[/b] ways to sleep ?

Only when it's cold...and then he puts his bluddy cold feet on the back of my calves and his bluddy cold hands on my...oh never mind!! 😈

But I loves it all the same!! 8)

Spooning is fabulous, I love to receive spoonage, I don't get enough of it, something always comes up .

PMSL

Glad to hear it's not just me that has this problem... 😉

jojoA1 - Member
Spooning is fabulous, I love to receive spoonage, I don't get enough of it, something always comes up .

"großen Löffel" oder "Löffelchen"?

good for, er, reaching around.

[url= http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2010/jan/23/what-position-sleep?picture=358237714 ]takes yer pick[/url]

Yes of course, snuggly innit?

takes yer pick

with [b]clothes[/b] on ???? Ugh!

use your imagination. i'm not going to post up the youporn.com equivalent. not under this moniker anyway...

I love a sweaty damp shuck to slide into

OMG!
Definitely not position 7

tis rather comfy...till i choke on the mrs's's hair

not her back hair i may ad, thats just short enough (im so glad she never checks this site for my ramblings!!) 😀

Definitely not position 7

homophobe.

Does anyone really do no.8? I don't like people breathing on my face.

Position 13. The 'H' Both parties desperately clinging to the edge of the bed because a 3 year old is lying horizontally across the middle.

Position 14. Cramp factory. In which one party is attempting to sleep until dawn in a 3 year old's bed despite being 6 foot tall and the bed being 4'6" long.

waynekerr - Member
OMG!
Definitely not position 7

Thats the closing credits to Morcambe and Wise isn't it?

There's constant friction in our house about who should be the spooner, and who the spoonee.

I reckon friction when spooning causes the problem jojo talks about! 8)

anonymouse - Member
There's constant friction in our house about who should be the spooner, and who the spoonee.

Pegging?

holy shmoly...cfh...I had to google that, and now wish I hadn't!
I'm just an innocent northern lassy at heart! 8)

tis the only way to sleep and then a snore and it all goes belly up

there are other ways to sleep

too true barnes..............in your case.................................on your own......... 😆

I'm a starfish - and an active one at that

It doesn't last because things come up even when I'm the spoonee her hands wonder and things come up.

Spooning is the best thing ever - best way to end my day and start it. And other stuff is just a bonus really 🙂

holy shmoly...cfh...I had to google that, and now wish I hadn't!

So did I, and I've been told off for the explicit nature of some of my threads.
Turns out I'm chaste and pure.

the wife and i spoon every night, we have always done it since we met.

too true barnes..............in your case.................................on your own...

so it was you on the ladder outside my window ?? You do know you left a crater ?

Spooning is great!

[i]I'm a starfish - and an active one at that[/i]

I more of an octopus.