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If Spider-man didn't have his web-slinging abilities, he'd just be Peter Parkour.


 
Posted : 22/06/2016 1:42 pm
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"I don't know who the other two are, but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."


 
Posted : 22/06/2016 3:06 pm
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Regional joke-

Setting: Ashington

A fella walks into a barber and asks for a perm, so the barber starts "Mary had a little lamb..." The fella says, "No, I want my hair curled" so the barber sticks the fella's head in the fridge! ๐Ÿ˜†

It's funny up here...


 
Posted : 22/06/2016 3:46 pm
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I once made a bike out of spaghetti - my wife was amazed when I rode pasta...........


 
Posted : 22/06/2016 10:19 pm
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Why did the baker have smelly hands? He needed a poo.

Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from a blacksmith? As soon as he got home it made a bolt for the door.


 
Posted : 22/06/2016 11:16 pm
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