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[Closed] So you can fix a bike - RAF advert error?

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Sad I know, but anyone else spotted that the bikes cranks are not at 180 degrees to one another - clearly a bso but why would they do that?


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:42 pm
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Because he hasn't actually fixed it yet, obvs


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:44 pm
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Isn't that a Navy advert?


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:45 pm
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Royal Navy advert, shirley?


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:46 pm
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The entire advert is based on flawed logic

My mate Dave can design the electro-optic guidance system* used in cruise missiles but can't fix a puncture.**

* This is actually true

** So's this.


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:46 pm
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The entire advert is based on flawed logic

My mate Dave can design the electro-optic guidance system used in cruise missiles but can't fix a puncture.

My uni housemate was scared to light the gas grill with a match. Joined the artillery.


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:49 pm
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Must be a right good advert if I can't even remember what service it is for, even after pausing it to confirm ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:49 pm
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My mate Dave can design the electro-optic guidance system used in cruise missiles but can't fix a puncture.

Can he service my car?

Just wondering which skills from the advert he does have ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:50 pm
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My uni housemate was scared to light the gas grill with a match. Joined the artillery.

I properly laughed at that.


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:51 pm
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My uni housemate was scared to light the gas grill with a match. Joined the artillery.

Surprised he wasn't trying to light the bath. #dropshort


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:52 pm
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Took my Type 42 Destroyer into Halfords yesterday to get it fixed.

Guy just looked at me blankly.

Took my bike in today. ....Same thing ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:55 pm
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Perchypanther I just spat my tea reading that dude best comment of the day


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 2:58 pm
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Just wondering which skills from the advert he does have

I'm just wondering why the navy are designing guidance systems


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 3:00 pm
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Must be a right good advert if I can't even remember what service it is for, even after pausing it to confirm

You were right the first time - R.A.F
= Royal Aquanautical Force.


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 3:26 pm
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The one where hes tightening a qr wheel with a spanner


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 3:46 pm
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My uni housemate was scared to light the gas grill with a match. Joined the artillery.

๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 3:55 pm
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Chap reading physics at Cambridge University was caught trying to fry an egg in a pan held aloft the electric ring hob so as "not to electrocute himself"

Last I heard he was doing chip design for ARM or something


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 4:09 pm
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And a chap also studying physics at Bristol Uni, who is now a professor at Cambridge, spent some time explaining to me that "skipping" stones on water was impossible.

This confirmed that:
a) He'd never done it so had misspent his youth.
b) He didn't know that much physics at the time
c) He'd never seen the Dambusters film
d) He didn't believe me when I said I could do it


 
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Yes well given my total inability to index gears,...don't think i'd be much use at fixing lynx helicopters either. I'm out


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 4:21 pm
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Was this before or after you told him you could part the red Sea moses?


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 4:21 pm
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Before.
We fell out following an argument about lady friends. These days, I would happily send a thunderbolt up his chuff if I could arrange it.


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 5:13 pm
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Erm, not sure how he's good ng to fix it. One crank arm has a square taper, the other has a diamond taper.


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 5:36 pm
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Hahahaha! *sends to MEO mate immediately*

Also, what is the guy doing which would involve a spanner while pedalling?


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 5:47 pm
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Chap reading physics at Cambridge University was caught trying to fry an egg in a pan held aloft the electric ring hob so as "not to electrocute himself"

Chap entering his second year, at registration, asked how to spell our degree title.
Psychology FWIW
This was the point when i realised it was about money and not standards. He was not dyslexic I checked. He got decent marks as well he did not just scrape in.


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 5:53 pm
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My mate Dave can design the electro-optic guidance system* used in cruise missiles

Aren't they just a big Garmin really


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 5:55 pm
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e fell out following an argument about lady friends. These days, I would happily send a thunderbolt up his chuff if I could arrange

Don't tell me a man with that loose a grip on physics beat you!


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 6:46 pm
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FIXED ๐Ÿ™‚ By Dave

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[quote=Rich_s ]Also, what is the guy doing which would involve a spanner while pedalling?

...on the NDS


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 7:25 pm
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Aren't they just a big Garmin really
STRAAAAVAAAA


 
Posted : 22/08/2016 7:29 pm