MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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I struggle with long sentences, has anyone mentioned baning, rather than banning? 😕
Especially if the shirt is tucked in and brown winckle pickers/those horrible trainers/shoes are used as appropriate footwear.[s]men in thier 30s and 40s[/s] wearing jeans, collared shirt, sports jacket
Theres no Fred here so no, you are the first one to mention that.
Lego, banned.
Kerplunk, banned.
Draughts, banned.
Twister, banned.
"adopt a different personality in meetings", banned.
Mobiles turned on in meetings, banned.
Nokia ringtone, banned.
Telephone banking call center staff, banned.
Dell laptop batteries that last approx 3/5ths of a month, banned.
Uncle Jezza never wears anything when I visit him... first it was naked Thursday, then naked Monday, I've now been round on naked Sunday, Tuesday, Friday and Saturday as well.
Its more comfy that way 🙂
Why wear clothes when sitting at the computer. they only get in the way
I'd ban those wierd "uncles" who aren't really uncles. You know, the ones with the Werther's Originals.
TeeJ had some good hard boiled sucking sweets... don't think they were Toffee though. Maybe Glacier Mints?
I'd ban those wierd "uncles" who aren't really uncles. You know, the ones with the Werther's Originals.
Something you want to tell us?
great big sticky farts that follow you about for the rest of the day and render boxers unusable and fit only for the fake charity bin bag
Childrens programmes where the presenters talk to the viewers like they are Chuggers.
Childrens programmes in my day were dark and sometimes quite sinister.
Something you want to tell us?
It'll be something to do with the geography teacher at school.
music needs banned I reckon.. very subversive.. and enjoyable
People who follow up emails just sent with a telephone call "I've just sent you an email" sooooo banned.
Ohhh soooo banned.
[i]dibs and send me pics please[/i]
The in-laws calling in because they "were just passing"........at 22.15!!! [b]BANNED TO FLIP![/b] 😡
Seeing as the In Laws wont be around forever I don't mind seeing them AT ANYTIME. Its for mrshora's benefit even if I'm not a big fan 🙂
People on "Help" phone lines who don't start LISTENING until you've finished talking so you have to say it all over again.
Then pass you on to someone else without saying what it's about so you have to go through it all yet again. Twice.
Take a bow, BT. 👿
People who refuse to use the 'pay at pump' option then proceed to stand in a queue for ages then pay with a card and buy only petrol.
...with cash
No way I'm readin all that.
I reckon a mass, 72 hour, banning ought to be considered.
Anyone using "yourself" and "myself"
Last night one of the odd birds on Apprentice said "That would be myself" when what she meant was "Me".
Mrs BigJohn and I had an entertaining 5 minutes saying "That would be myself" to each other in funny voices.
Mrs BigJohn and I had an entertaining 5 minutes saying "That would be myself" to each other in funny voices.
Do you hear that? That loud, whistling noise? Guess what it is?
Yes, that's right! It's the banhammer flying towards you at terminal velocity.
BAN!
I'd ban anyone from using the self-service checkouts at supermarkets unless they've passed a proficiency test.
People who call me at work, want to waste my time asking for information (costs, dates etc etc), who don't have a pen and paper handy. Then the long ****in' pause, as they faff & fumble over the other end of the phone, raid their desk/kitchen drawers looking for the ever elusive pen.....then be told "Ohh hang on, this one's ran out!) ARRGGGGHHH......BAN!!!!!!!! 😈
Then the folk that can't remember their phone number......BAN!
I feel better now 😆
Mrs Toast - Member
I'd ban [s]anyone from using[/s] the self-service checkouts at supermarkets [s]unless they've passed a proficiency test.[/s]
Ahhhh, that's better.
Unexpected banning in the bagging area
Professional beggars - I have seen the same 3 outside Haymarket station for the last 15 months, grrr!
Every so often their handler comes along and sweeps up the money they have begged. They are obviously big into risk management and minimise their cash exposures.
People who say: "So if we're all descended from monkeys, how come there's still monkeys?" and adopt a smug look as if they've just said something meaningful whilst meanwhile one instinctively wants to MASSIVELY face-palm...
Thursdays curry days, banned. (burp)
Wednesdays - what are they good for?
Girls who have a high opinion of themselves. Look you are average looking, average figure yet you seem to think that you are gods-gift.
Blokes with pretty, good looking penises. Don't just ban them. KILL THEM!!!
Blokes with pretty, good looking penises
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Dyslexic people who hang around in toilets gazing at my lovely pens
people who phone me at work - don't they realise there's a whole world of misinformed cyclists out there who need to be told what's what and have their mistaken views of the world corrected
[quote=doh]Spending more time talking about a sport than you ever spend participating in it.
So this forum is done for then...
Constipation - BAN IT
BigButSlimmerBloke - You'll have to ask Hora about that. His is a bit of a looker apparently
BANNED[s]Girls[/s] Men who have a high opinion of themselves. Look you are an average looking, [s]average[/s] [s]figure[/s] fat bloke, yet you seem to think that you are [s]gods-gift[/s] a real catch.
Ninja students ,stepping of the kerb while tXtInG - BANNED
Tailgating Taxi drivers - BANNED (and made to walk a mile each day)
Broad beans - BANNED
People that decorate trees with poo bags - BANNED ( and all bags posted through their letterbox)
School-run Mums (and Dads) - having your child(ren) in the car does not give you right of way or make you invincible GRRRR
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Counting posts -BANNED
hora - MemberConstipation - BAN IT
One word. Broccoli.
It laughs in broccoli's face - one litre of prune juice sorts it though! 🙂
You've clearly given the subject some thought. You're pile of [s]jazz perodicals [/s] research must be massive 😯
I hate to see the colour etc of what comes out from that 😆one litre of prune juice
You're pile of jazz perodicals research must be massive
I like to give my passions in life my full, undivided focus 8)
I knit to pass the time
I notice your walnut whip posts gone. Why are you still here?
😳
Karin I read books on WWI and WWII along with the social impacts to relax.
People who add firstworldproblem tags. Don't you have some tofu to marinade in banland?
Why is it necessary for regional news presenters on the TV to inject puerile and inane humour into the lighter hearted news pieces, or engage in imbecilic and embarrassing chatter with the weatherman? The naff, unfunny double-entendre’s between co-presenters is reaching fever pitch on ‘Points West’ at the moment with the current incumbents Alex Lovell and David Garmston cracking awful jokey asides whilst the tumbleweed blows across the screen.
Just give me the news FFS and spare us will you?
Huge sweep of the BANHAMMER.
More importantly, why are weather girls now purposely UGLY?
They've ran out of good looking ones.
I've just checked, I'm not sure my penis is pretty and good looking. That means I can stay?..
That means I can stay?..
Shouldn't that read "That means I can stay no?"
hora - MemberMore importantly, why are weather girls now purposely UGLY?
You live in the wrong country -
BBC Scotland's Cat Cubie
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the legend that is Heather The Weather
"hello there"
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A BBC London weather girl (actually does the traffic now too)
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Lucy Verasamy - back of a bus..
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50cc Auto Mopeds that sound like a hairdryer ridden by yoof's BANNED
4x4's on cyclepaths BANNED
Ice Cream Vans and the shit they pedal. BANNED
Lucy Verasamy - back of a bus..
She's lovely.
This thread should of been STW 101
molgrips - Member
A BBC London weather girl (actually does the traffic now too)
Ah the lovely Wendy Hurrell. I want her back on Anglia where she belongs. 🙁
At least we've still got Becky Mantin
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Nissan Joke
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BANNED
God/anti-God threads on STW - BANNED, BANNED, BANNED
Please, if there is any justice in the world!
Then...
urban 4x4s - BANNED
sanctimonious animal (especially dog) lovers - BANNED
neo-conservatives - BANNED
Portugal - BANNED
I'm going to invent anti ladder tights and make a fortune.
Tights that ladder: Banned.
They just make them like that so you have to buy more. 🙄
people who smoke near doorways. BANNED.
Shop assistants whose conversation with a colleague is more important than the customer. BANNED.
People phoning you up trying to sell you stuff you don't need. BANNED
The Workshy. BANNED.
the Euro. BANNED
People who drop litter, BANNED
80%tax on petrol and diesel. BANNED
should of
Red Thunder failing to read all the above - BANNED
People phoning you up trying to sell you stuff you don't need. BANNED
People who don't know what they need (or want)- BANNED.
Tv shows where idiots might become famous. BANNED AND ERASED FROM HISTORY.
Keeley Donovan's nice enough, though she does have worryingly long forearms.
I'd ban FS ownership prior to HT ownership, and cheap FS bikes such as asda BSO and Reebok etc. Can't help thinking they just give people a terrible experience of bikes.
Unnecessary vehicles should go.
CallMeDave, banned.
Religious institutions, banned.
There are many, many more things...
Lemon drizzle cake - too much sugar on top. There's no need
Bacon butties with ketchup - phillistines! Brown sauce only
Keeley Donovan's nice enough, though she does have worryingly long forearms
Did it occur to you she's a praying mantis in a person suit?
TV shows where "famous" people talk about themselves - banned
Incomprehensible parking schemes - banned
Lazy civil servants who can see someone is pulling a fast one but can't be arsed to stop them - banned and made to live in a badly constructed eyesore garage that SHOULDN'T BLOODY BE THERE
Clock watchers at work - sacked, banned, eyes put out with a hot poker
Hypochondriacs and doctors that pander to them - banned
People who smoke. No at best you look like a feeble impression of Thomas the Tank Engine.
Girls who fight. Give up love. You can't run properly, play football and girls Rugby is frankly embarrassing.
That woman on Chris Evans who agrees with everything he says.
Clock watchers at work
Pay someone a decent wage then. 🙄
Bunch of whining cockbags the lot of you...
High horse riders. Ban em and string em high 😆
hora - You think wages stop people being jobsworths? Too late to ban people who live with their heads in the clouds? 😛
There was a topic on another forum where people were paid a 'salary' and the culture was effectively you had to do 1.5 peoples jobs. The motto seemed to be 'work hard, play hard' but lets be honest if you are working from 9am to 9pm daily only the companies owner is working hard, playing hard. You are just working.
Oh what the hell - may as well join in.
Able bodied people parking in disabled parking spaces - banned.
Able bodied people parking in disabled parking spaces in large expensive cars - banned and then shot.
People who stop in boxed junctions - banned.
All the summer rioters - banned.
Parents who only feed their children processed crap and never teach them to cook and eat properly - banned.
Smokers - banished outside.
Daytime TV - banned.
People who are much fitter and faster than me on a bike - banned.
Collar bones - banned.
Punctures - banned.
Tyres that are impossible to get on or off - banned.
Anything on a bike that can't be removed with a 10mm spanner and needs a special tool that you don't have and no-one local has in stock - banned.
Mass produced bread - banned.
Pot holes - banned.
And...relax.
people who spend all day reading stw rather than working - BANNED
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people who spend all day reading stw rather than working - BANNED
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All benefits and social housing for single teenage mums - BANNED