Crap beer in multipacks - BANNED
Diesel Coupes, I mean a diesel Audi TT WTF! - BANNED
Avid Brakes - BANNED
David Cameron - BANNED
Nissan Micra's !!!!
Nissan Micra's !!!!
Nissan Micra's what????
nissan micras evil destroyers of The World. (bad fuel exhaust system or somthing. prove me wrong) ban it. Keep this forum open for any silly idea.
People that put cones outside their houses : BANNED
Inappropriate apostraphy use : BANNED
Football on TV : BANNED
Politicians, irrespective of 'leanings'. All of 'em. Scumbags : BANNED
People who have double garages, driveways big enough for four cars and who still park on the pavement : BANNED
People who buy crap newspapers i.e. ALL of them : BANNED
Shops and the like in seaside towns who use really 'orrible cheap gaudy signs outside thereby lowering the tone of the neighbourhood completely : BANNED
Sales callers who render landline phones completely useless for any proper purpose : BANNED
People in gyms who read Hello magazine while 'working out' : BANNED
People with kids who turn Costa into a creche : BANNED
ahhhh, that feels better
People who say......
"(insert member of popular culture) Who?"
If you don't know either google it if you actually want to know, or question what you're doing with your life reading threads on singletrack about people you don't know about and posting meaningless responses.
Ahhh... I've read the thread now...thing is I'm banning banning banning, so it's right that Ralli is banned.
I'm not easily shocked, but this is shocking. Down with this sort of thing! 😥
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People who type 'Would of' when they mean 'Would have' or 'Would've'
Early morning pee when all you want to do is sleep a teeny bit longer, banned.
Queen (the band), banned.
Runny butter/too hard butter, banned.
Grey skies, banned.
Local BBC tv news, pointless, banned (radio too)
Has anybody banned Simon Cowell yet, if not he's on the list!
Motorbikers that ride like c*cks!
emsz - Memberperiods BANNED
Me too but I don't think its for the same reasons 8)
chip pissers BANNED!
vibe snipers BANNED!
Motorbikers that ride like c*cks!
To be fair, that's most of 'em.
Hitler was right. Ban the saxophone. Aaagh.
Used to give it the benefit of the doubt on Darkside.....but imagine Gilmour replacing all that horrible wailing.
County Councils, Quango's and Lauren Laverne's clothes.
men in thier 30s and 40s wearing jeans, collared shirt, sports jacket
TandemJeremy - Membermen in thier 30s and 40s wearing jeans, collared shirt, sports jacket
Well, that's me heading to work naked!
teej thats my outfit
So in response:
People who ban outifits because it reminds them of political classes they don't like [b]BANNED[/b]
I'd be with TeeJ on that, but because it looks shite.
[s]Now now DD stop picking on me.[/s]
People who agree with TJ just to continue their pointless, soul destroyingly heartbreaking, and suicide inducing bullying [b]BANNED[/b]
It's ok, you should see how Uncle Jezza dresses...very much like an Uncle...a weird Uncle, if you know what I mean.
I've seen pics, I mean just his face is enough..
TandemJeremy - Member
men in thier 30s and 40s wearing jeans, collared shirt, sports jacket
That's OK then , I'm in my 50's 😀
Motorbikes with speakers - BANNED
People under 60 wearing flat caps - BANNED
Jeremy Vine - BANNED
Reality TV - BANNED
Seagulls in towns - BANNED
Celery - BANNED
Dogs smaller than cats - BANNED
People who leave their children's toys in their front garden - put them in the shed or back garden you scruffy gits!
I struggle with long sentences, has anyone mentioned baning, rather than banning? 😕
Especially if the shirt is tucked in and brown winckle pickers/those horrible trainers/shoes are used as appropriate footwear.[s]men in thier 30s and 40s[/s] wearing jeans, collared shirt, sports jacket
Theres no Fred here so no, you are the first one to mention that.
Lego, banned.
Kerplunk, banned.
Draughts, banned.
Twister, banned.
"adopt a different personality in meetings", banned.
Mobiles turned on in meetings, banned.
Nokia ringtone, banned.
Telephone banking call center staff, banned.
Dell laptop batteries that last approx 3/5ths of a month, banned.
Uncle Jezza never wears anything when I visit him... first it was naked Thursday, then naked Monday, I've now been round on naked Sunday, Tuesday, Friday and Saturday as well.
Its more comfy that way 🙂
Why wear clothes when sitting at the computer. they only get in the way
I'd ban those wierd "uncles" who aren't really uncles. You know, the ones with the Werther's Originals.
TeeJ had some good hard boiled sucking sweets... don't think they were Toffee though. Maybe Glacier Mints?
I'd ban those wierd "uncles" who aren't really uncles. You know, the ones with the Werther's Originals.
Something you want to tell us?
great big sticky farts that follow you about for the rest of the day and render boxers unusable and fit only for the fake charity bin bag
Childrens programmes where the presenters talk to the viewers like they are Chuggers.
Childrens programmes in my day were dark and sometimes quite sinister.
Something you want to tell us?
It'll be something to do with the geography teacher at school.
music needs banned I reckon.. very subversive.. and enjoyable
People who follow up emails just sent with a telephone call "I've just sent you an email" sooooo banned.
Ohhh soooo banned.
[i]dibs and send me pics please[/i]
The in-laws calling in because they "were just passing"........at 22.15!!! [b]BANNED TO FLIP![/b] 😡
Seeing as the In Laws wont be around forever I don't mind seeing them AT ANYTIME. Its for mrshora's benefit even if I'm not a big fan 🙂
People on "Help" phone lines who don't start LISTENING until you've finished talking so you have to say it all over again.
Then pass you on to someone else without saying what it's about so you have to go through it all yet again. Twice.
Take a bow, BT. 👿
People who refuse to use the 'pay at pump' option then proceed to stand in a queue for ages then pay with a card and buy only petrol.
...with cash
No way I'm readin all that.
I reckon a mass, 72 hour, banning ought to be considered.