[Closed] So the office think I am dealing....

now I'm no expert, but when did the DEALER hand over the cash?

Now *that* is where I am going wrong.

Surely the dealer has to buy it off someone?

When he buys in bulk. First time I've heard of drugs being hidden in a canoe though.

Not a bad idea. *registers cokebycanoe.com*

Is that a canoe in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to see me?

The old 'hash-canoe' trick eh?

It's kayak-cocaine

A dealer paddling his wares?

Should be ok as long as the gossips dont sell you down the river.

This thread went rapidly downhill.

Just go with the flow Steve.

yeah, just roll with it.

First time I've heard of drugs being hidden in a canoe though.

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If the deal went sour, would he bust a capsize in your ass?

You'll be fine up shit [s]creek[/s] crack.

Made me think of this

It's ok, no one notices my canoe when it is in the car.

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I canoe see a thing.....
Sorry Igmc....

I've met a few prolific dealers off here.
Most memorable wad the memory-foam mattress blag, that was a chap from Bristol, at a McDonald's just off the M5.

I think you need a high-viz flag or something on things sticking out that far.

First time I've heard of drugs being hidden in a canoe though.

i thought a condom was the commonly used package size 😯

we were fueling the car a few sundays ago and two guys pulled up in two cars, both got out one had a look at the contents of a cardboard box and then handed the other guy a wad of notes, my wife was ready to call the police when I reminded he that's what I do everytime I sell a bike/car parts/mobile phone

Depends where you are hiding it, a canoe in a yaris looks just like a canoe in the arris.

I wonder if any drug dealers have dreams of being outdoor education instructors...
Anyway Matt I'll be doing later for some more paddle powder, usual flash from the street 😆

Usual place 😉

Would it not be easier to put the car in the canoe?