[Closed] So the most beautiful girl I know says to me...

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E) Go for it - I'll let you practice at my place.

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Are you possibly missing her subtle attempts to ensnare you? 😆

Ask her why she told you and is asking for your opinion on the matter.

What do you think I should do?"

Develop an interest in art, quickly?

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and if there is a chance than

c)

😉

looks like she's on a fishing trip to me (for compliments, if nothing else).

😆

F) I can't paint but I've got a zoom lens on my camera?
G) Demand a flexibility assessment.

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pictures, is, thread, usless, without, this

this thread is no good without photo graphs!!!!! 🙂

just because she's the most beautiful girl YOU know doesn't mean she's actually beautiful

H) insist on doing the risk assessment

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I'm always looking for someone to help me develop my photog skills

Ask her why she told you and is asking for your opinion on the matter

She values it, clearly 😉

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I) always thought you could be a model.

just because she's the most beautiful girl YOU know doesn't mean she's actually beautiful

I beg to differ iggs, however you'll have to take my word on this just now... Needless to say, 5'3, long dark hair, slim, mid-20's, belly dancer counts for a lot.

I remember life drawing classes. 😆

Propose to her now.
You know, deep within, that you want her. Could you honestly share her with others?

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You know, deep within, that you want her

Take no prisoners

Just tell her that 'you're not sure if she'd enjoy it - perhaps she could pose for you to see if she's really ready.'

Then bone her silly.

where's she modelling, Kit? Time to crack out the crayolas I've kept since I was 4.

Can she do that whole golf-ball-through-the-hosepipe trick too?
If so why are you asking?!
Brings back memories of the red light area in Bangkok when I was so much younger.
I ended up as an extra for a week on [url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/Saigon-Off-Limits-Willem-Dafoe/dp/B00004CJWZ ]HERE[/url] & that's also where we went drinking after the shoot.
Heady days!

Rattle one in her.

Hope you are thinking of the right type of life model maybe the sort that appears in adverts as a normal person

Is she a fully competent grown up ?

As long as you are sure it is not a cover for something dodgy (some women can be very naive, a female friend of mine once went for a massage in one of those places) then you should say:

"You are a grown woman responsible for making your own choices and accepting the consequences, you don't need a man to tell you that is OK"

And then hand her a Burkha...

jimmy - if you stick around in Edinburgh, you might get to meet her in the pub sometime.

Hope you are thinking of the right type of life model

Life model for art classes - I've seen the artist's previous work...

After thinking quite hard about this. I think focussing your curiosity on how she will [i]feel[/i] with a roomful of people examining her has to be the best approach to the issue. She's bound to be looking for more than reassurance that she's hot and that you masturbate over pictures of her on Facebook. 🙂

Ask her to come up and see your etchings

One of my ex-GFs did life modelling while at uni. Apparently it's not at all pervy, though I suspect the students prefer fit, young women to the saggy old men they usually have. I wasn't even bothered when I met up with an old friend and noticed a full-length nude painting of her above his fireplace.

the saggy old men they usually have

I resemble that remark

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The life model folks normally prefer the great sagging old crones as there's more to draw!

Colleague of mine had a similar experience. His landlady (he lives a long way from work so boards during the week) is relatively young and very attractive and when she found out he was a keen photographer asked for some portraits. Half way through the session, he's changing lenses and turns back around to find her mostly naked.

Sadly for him she said she only did it because she felt she was safe with him. Never a sadder phrase was uttered 😛

pics, we need pics...

4hrs and still no pics!

She's too short to be a model but height is not an issue when lying down which brings us to a lucrative profession for decorative but short females that are good with their hands.

Hmmm, to post a pic or not post a pic. Hmmmm. I may go to hell if I do 👿

we're all going to hell.... besides it's 'probably' a darn sight better than heaven with all those do-gooders. and there is probably lots of illicit sex, drugs and errrr..... well the sex and drugs do it for me.

No such place as hell, so knock your self out and post her pic, we can all judge if she should be a life model, As her how she feels about being a life model and that you would do it with her, you could compare notes afterwards.

I do life drawing. saggy/fat/weirdly proportioned people are far more interesting to draw than slim beautiful women. if the classes are like mine though, they'll be full of girls in their early 20's who are thankful your friend doesn't have a penis.
[i] and yes, of course in my class, we all take our clothes off and join in.. [/i] 🙄

Pics

Ain't posting no pics, as tempted as I am!

And you're all assuming she's single too 😉 She'd made her mind up I think when she asked, but her boyfriend isn't the reassuring type. She obviously trusts my judgement, as a good friend (oh for how long am I going to be saying that!?).

well if you're not letting us have a look then tell her no. it's only fair.

perhaps the question should be......the most beautiful girl I know wants to become a life model, should I take up art?

Kit - Member
Ain't posting no pics

THREAD CLOSED IN THAT CASE! 🙄

SSsshhhhiiiiittttteeeee!

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Ask her how much it pays..... seeing as though you both need the dosh.
ta fund your habit innit?

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And that's all you're getting - I'm off for my dinner!

booooo!

it's really quite pathhtic isn't it..... there is a whole web full only naked nubile ladies out there and we're wetting ourselves over someone who may not even exist....

very true alpin...

WTF? She could have a face/jaw like Arnie ... so let us be the judge. 😆

whats even more pathetic is its friday night and we're all looking at the legs of a girl who may not exist, while contemplating looking at dirty pictures while on a mtb forum, when the pubs are full of real young ladies...

warton -
... when the pubs are full of real young ladies...

Only if they are interested in us ... LOL!

Is she brazilian?

Even sadder is that there is a beatiful lady in my bed and I'm on here with you, now that's easily solved . Good night all.

chewkw - Member

warton -
... when the pubs are full of real young ladies...

Only if they are interested in us ... LOL!

yeah, but you can always look, just don't touch. and if you do make sure the wife/GF doesn't find out.

alpin - Member

yeah, but you can always look, just don't touch. and if you do make sure the wife/GF doesn't find out.

That's simply pure torture as I don't want to end the night monkey beating. 😥

jimmy - if you stick around in Edinburgh, you might get to meet her in the pub sometime.

ain't going nowhere soon 🙂

Lady boy??

which did you say?

A)

Yes Andy, I did!

a good friend (oh for how long am I going to be saying that!?).

Oh God it's so obvious what is going on here. You've been in love with her for ages, but unless you do something she'll eventually marry the other bloke and you'll be posting on that other thread about "regrets".

just think.... all those studenty types looking at her bush whilst your sat at home with a bottle of red comtemplating suicide.

Buzzlightyear +1

She's a c*ck teaser, guaranteed. I bet she's loving having a love sick puppy around, wrapped round her little finger. She'll be rubbish in bed anyway, just have a w*nk and forget about it! 😈

I've had a few wines so I might be wrong!

Feel your pain man,,,,,

Houns n Hora to the forum

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HOUNS AND HORA TO THE FORUM!!!

woody speaks true words

She could try blowing some life into your flacid fireman!

*chuckle* you guys...

thanks Kit. That pic will do for my daily power w8nk

Not a huge Market for leg models so will need to see more if we are to objectively assist in your conundrum. Not evil, just being objective by showing more pics!

This is easy - just say "Would you be willing to get naked in front of me?"
If the answer is no, then why would she want to be a life model if she's not comfortable with that, and await the stripping...
If she says yes, well, let us know how you get on.

Hello, i'm here, sorry im a bit late but how can i help?

Personally I'd say that I am also thinking of becoming a life model and could she give me her critical opinion after a shared bottle of red.