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ohmygod !!!!!!!


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 3:43 pm
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Well, he can look on the bright side. He wont have to work again. Oh hang on.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 3:53 pm
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Wattever he was trying to do went shockingly wrong.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 4:46 pm
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Well, he obviously wasn't a well-grounded type of individual.

I disagree - he must be an earthy type.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 4:48 pm
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That's the best one yet!

i don't know, i enjoyed both coulomb, and colohmbo, personally.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 4:53 pm
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My shoulders are heaving here. Good job it's nearly ohm time...


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 4:55 pm
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All these villains have a short fuse.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 4:55 pm
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Hooray Henry watt done it


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 4:58 pm
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Guilty as charged eh. Caught fleming's right handed.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:16 pm
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Buzz Buzz JIMMY !!! still use that punch line today. Only the older gent gets it though. Which is great when dealing with appentecices. ( Kowning murmers from the old hacks) ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 7:34 pm
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To be honest, If this guy had been killed outright, I could almost see how folk would be a bit black-humoured... But for the sake of nicking a bit of metal he's going to have a lifetime of pain, disfigurement and disablilty, and I really cannie laugh at that.

And the pisstake seems to have encouraged others such as countzero to add even more insensitive threads.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 8:19 pm
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west kipper

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Posted : 14/04/2010 8:43 pm
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Read my post hora, if you've ever seen the resulting lifetime agony from serious burns, well, I wouldnie wish it on my worst enemy, not even Thatcher...


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 8:49 pm
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To be honest, If this guy had been killed outright, I could almost see how folk would be a bit black-humoured... But for the sake of nicking a bit of metal he's going to have a lifetime of pain, disfigurement and disablilty, and I really cannie laugh at that.

especially as he'll be facing charges when he recovers, these guys seem to be hardwired for crime, bet it really hertz too...

igmc


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 8:56 pm
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west kipper. I don't know what to say. My parents taught me not to make fun of other misfortune however he went equipped into an area that no sane person would even consider going into and they he tried stealing the ****ing wires/cables. Hes not the brightest is he?


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 9:01 pm
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To be honest, If this guy had been killed outright, instead of slightly killed? ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 9:04 pm
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Hertz rent cars don't they?


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 9:05 pm
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I'm going to pylon the puns here: He was trying to conduct an experiment but found that resistance is useless.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 9:08 pm
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You know what, I'm with hora on that one. The fella went in there to nick a bunch of stuff that we, being the bunch of mugs that we are, will ultimately have to pay to put back. So **** him, quite frankly. Simple as that.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 9:08 pm
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Hes not the brightest is he?

for a moment he was probably quite illuminating.....


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 9:08 pm
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Edric, death from burns isn't always instant, and some unlucky people survive in agony for some time before dying (like a mate of mine)
It still makes me shudder to think about it.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 9:10 pm
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[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8622088.stm ]this guy wasn't so lucky...[/url]

A man has been electrocuted during a suspected burglary at an electricity substation in Suffolk.

The 30-year-old was found dead at the substation in Ransomes Way, Ipswich, by paramedics on Wednesday night.

Police said doors at the back of the building had been forced and some metal cutting tools were found.

A second man flagged down the ambulance as it arrived at the scene but disappeared shortly afterwards, police said.


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:54 am
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I'm told the Sheffield bloke was part of a family trip to the sub-station. Dad, two sons and a daughter. Do you want to go the sea-side kids? Nah, that's boring.


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 8:03 pm
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Quite illuminating, that substation thefts can cause problems in peoples' ohms too...


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 1:00 pm
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Oh FFS, give it a rest! ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 2:25 pm
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The light and soul of every house party?


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 2:28 pm
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Well some of you may feel the need to react negatively but I shall remain neutral until the man is actually charged.

However he was also a fan of AC/DC so needs a bit of a shock to the system to me him see sense.


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 2:37 pm
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Personally i feel whoever is supposed to be in charge of security at these power stations should be discharged of all his or her responsibilities.


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 2:43 pm
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Frankly Jamie I am shocked by your attitude.


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 2:45 pm
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This is NOT a laughing matter seeing as this guy was neither a bright spark NOR a live wire. He is suffering despite his lack of any logic AND reasoning. Let's just hope this story remains a lesson to anyone else that wants to jump the GATE of authority.


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 2:47 pm
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After reading west kipper's posts I have better understanding of the phrase 'polical correctness gawn mad'...


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 2:48 pm
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West kipper wants to reach out and connect with the criminal fraternity. ...Pity he doesn't use crocodile clips to do this ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 2:51 pm
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not the brightest spark thats for sure


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 3:07 pm
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Resistance is futile, however

not the brightest spark thats for sure

I know it's been done before, but for a short time, I suspect he was by far and away the brightest person in that area - a slow-blow fuse, if you will...


 
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