The only reason I know this is because of family member who's into every gothic and weird and wanted a taxidermy mouse fashioned into a bathtub for christmas one year.
How big was the ****ing mouse?
A 'guest' poster, no responses from either TJ or Edukator ... so which one is posting, which one is the skull? 😉
Could it be used to make soup?
A 'guest' poster, no responses from either TJ or Edukator ... so which one is posting, which one is the skull?
Here's hoping! 🤣
Speak to the local undertaker?
Take the teeth out, put them under your pillow and hope the tooth fairy doesn't realise they're not yours.
go via your GP probably best
My ex archaeologist (obviously she dug up more than a few remains) partner, said “it doesn’t matter how old the remains are, it needs to be treated as someone’s remains. Also surely a doctor would know.”
I'm surprised that an archaeologist, ex or not, didn't suggest that the fridge was a place of 'ritual', judging by the finds. It's their standard response to most things. 😆
We have a small graveyard at our chapel in Wales. You are welcome to bury it there if you don't have a better plan. Near Nant yr Arian
And the serial killer is now enabled!
My sister (medical student) acquired a skull (jaw held by fishing wire stuff)
I remember playing Cluedo and the skull was placed on the centre of the board with the answer envelope clenched between the teeth.
So there's that
Take it to your local co-op funeral place or similar.
Walk in, and when they ask you what they can help you with, just pull it out of a bag, slap it on the desk and ask 'can you get rid of this for me?'.
I pulled a similar trick without the theatrics of an actual skull when my brother died... I have a dark sense of humor so when they asked 'how can we help?'
I simply dead-pan said 'I need to dispose of a dead body, I've heard you can help with that'.
I was tempted to bury it in my ex’s front garden and tip off CSI Bristol.
That is only revenge if a landscaper charged her a fortune for setting the garden up. Otherwise you're just getting her a fine tilth to start a new garden.
Half bury it in a garden in Clacton
Honestly the things that people think are appropriate to take to a GP!
Lay it out on the street with a tin of special brew and a broken ringpull.
I was hoping this was going to give me a method of getting shut of the mother in law. Sadly not.
However ive always fancied a pet pig? does anyone have any hungry ones around the brighouse area?
The correct answer is to leave it where it is (maybe confine it to a box in the attic). Your wife is currently the only person with a genuine and legitimate reason to be in possession of the skull. Every other solution is simply creating a paperwork nightmare for somebody who really doesn't want more modern day red tape. Its' obviously not doing any harm.
Pass it on to your kids.
Honestly the things that people think are appropriate to take to a GP!
Absolutely. This patient needs more specialist treatment than a couple of ibuprofen
Honestly the things that people think are appropriate to take to a GP!
Was it you that I showed that 'rash', Dr Kramer? 😱
The Medical Defence Union advise donating it to a medical school, as do the Human Tissue Authority.
Helmet storage
That’s the one! Fashion a nice wooden stand for the skull, plonk helmet on top! It’s what I’d do. 💀
Hang on, let me check with the club committee...
I’d quite like it if my skull was used as a hat stand. After my natural death obviously…
Weirdly I was contemplating what to do with the skull on my desk that I think is probably real.
Paint it pumpkin colour and leave it on your doorstep
Weirdly I was contemplating what to do with the skull on my desk that I think is probably real.
Weirdly I'm contemplating why you have a probably real skull on your desk...
I’d quite like it if my skull was used as a hat stand. After my natural death obviously…
Or you could have your entire body plasticized and turned into a more useful hat and coat stand 😀
Like that weird anatomist guy Gunther von Hagens, who turns people into 'medical' sculptures.
Possible downside, though i dont know you well enough to say from your point of view it is a downside, but with your body preserved for all eternity, and pretty robust at that. You could in the eons to come end up as a sex toy 😬
You could in the eons to come end up as a sex toy
Just as I read that I’d just taken a mouthful of noodles! Really not something you’d want to snort back down your nose, especially chilli noodles… 😭
