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get your ear pierced and put in a cannabis leaf shaped stud, where a black bomber jacket with orange lining and a massive "spliffy jeans" design embroided into the the back. hang your keys from a metal chain attached to your trousers. an undercut haircut and maybe a "flash" shaved into your eyebrow thus imitating a scar obviously gained through fighting.
From that description I'm guessing you left school in the early 90's...I remember the undercut haircuts...it looked so cool back in those days, now it looks like you've had a lobotomy.
I think the tough kids nowadays have their jeans down round their ankles, with one hand down the front of them, and one trouser leg rolled up....although meeting all those requirements would make you look like Quasimodo got dressed in the dark.
What is it with using your trousers to indicate how tough you are? It just makes it look like they can't afford clothes that fit and they can't dress themselves.
I think it comes from LA...I think having your trouser leg rolled up means you aren't carrying a weapon, and having your hand down your trousers means you are. And having your trousers hanging down was because you couldn't wear belts in prison. I might be wrong about all of that...perhaps it just means they're idiots.
his mates were stood near us sizing me up
I had a similar experience when I went out in London and the only bar that was open and didn't require a huge entrance fee was a gay bar in Soho.
Although I think these gentlemen had something else on their mind.
This is the best troll ever!!! I am laughing my head off.
You wanna know how to get this kid? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the STW way! And that's how you get him. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?
He talks the talk, he's gotta walk the walk.
This is the best troll ever!!! I am laughing my head off.
I thought everyone knew it was a troll and we were just contributing for entertainment value...
His mouth is writing cheques that his body can't cash.
Do you have ready access to horses? You could try putting a horses head in his bed as a warning...I understand that this has been effective in Sicily.
offer him your last rolo
Old advice here.. ancient techniques that have stood the test of time..
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Can't see youtube bids in school
Well I hope someone records the handbags and puts it up on YT - it's the Rumble in the (Urban) Jungle.
It best be a troll, otherwise it seems I'm a bit of bully and I don't want to face the wrath of [s]Bruce Banner[/s] fourcrossjohn when he's angry!
The key a successful conclusion to this tricky situation is in fact quite clear.
Strip yourself naked, have your clan coat you liberally all over with white paint, then daub a red cross of St George across your face and chest (preferably in sheeps blood, but paint from the art department will suffice).
Next, simply stand at the top of the playground and cry 'God for Harry, England, and St George!" before charging at him, tackle swinging.
I really really really don't understand why it would be a troll.
You'd have to be a pretty stupid 18/19 yr old bloke to come on here talking about beatin up a kid.
The sort of idiot that was held back at school I'd guess...
Does anyone know a good seamstress? Pennies keep dropping through a hole in my pocket.
"Yo, F___ Nuts"
How'd you know I go a whole in my pocket 😮
14 year old kids ain't what they used to be
I am gonna come round and stove your face in - it is a HOLE in a pocket. You could have a WHOLE pocket but not a whole [b]IN[/b] one.
Damn kids 👿
I can't be bothered reading back over this, I just want to know, has anyone been owned today?
14 year old kids ain't what they used to be
Damn straight...some people claim that they were better behaved when they were young but I don't think that's accurate.
When I was young we had the decency to run away after being rude to an adult...kids nowadays just stand there waiting for a fight.
I was on the balcony at a friends flat a few weeks ago, when I saw some youths pushing round an OAP and stealing his pension. I shouted at them but they took no notice, I was on the 10th floor so I couldn't get down there quick enough before they scattered.
I was left somewhat ashamed of what society and the youth of today in particular have become. When I was a kid robbing a pensioner was a solo job, I never needed any mates to back me up.
Not read all of this... but getting involved in a punch up could screw up your chances with The Navy if you get a record IIRC.
In 10 years time he'll invite you to be his friend on facebook so all will be forgiven eventually.
In 10 years you will be able to deliver beatings by Facebook.
When I was young we had the decency to run away after being rude to an adult...kids nowadays just stand there waiting for a fight
Sounds like you've always been a pussy. Too scared to stand your ground and now too soft to scare a kid.
getting involved in a punch up could screw up your chances with The Navy
True, they would want any one who fights joining the Navy.
oh and over all, proper LOL at Elfin!
[i]getting involved in a punch up could screw up your chances with The Navy[/i]
That must be a new thing, cos my little brother was proper fighty. Was in the Navy for quite a few years.
no it is true a history of violence does indeed prevent you from fighting for your country. Clearly we dont want that sort of behaviour in a fighting unit.
Actually depends on when it was committed but it does make it much harder to enlist
My how thing change, when I were a lad they used to kick your door in and DRAG you off to join the Navy...Now they throw you out if they catch you kicking somebody's (back)door in! Navy Cake anybody?
Sounds like you've always been a pussy. Too scared to stand your ground and now too soft to scare a kid.
*runsaway* I'm going to get my older brother on you.
Well, when I tried to enlist years ago, they asked if I could swim!! That eventually led to me being rejected as 'unsuitable'!
you really aren't down with the youf are you jamie..
Sadly no....and I am only 31 🙁
Anyways, been out all day, has the bitchslapathon happened or not?
hmmmmmm no info as yet jamie,
whilst you're waiting please enjoy:
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My how thing change, when I were a lad they used to kick your door in and DRAG you off to join the Navy
Are you 200 years old then?
EDIT: Phil - wtf? You were getting air on a bike with drop handlebars, whilst on the drops?
*falls off chair*
Jamie you're as young as me!! What's happened to make you so old and wisened?
Molgrips you rumbled me; I have never been in the navy either!
Thing is that it's your fault (or more realistically your friends fault for knocking into you, but you're the impactor), but you could have apologised to him rather than ignoring him - it's amazing how saying sorry for knocking into people can make them less angry.
Jamie you're as young as me!! What's happened to make you so old and wisened?
I am just one of life's natural cynics, young whippersnapper.
i like you jamie.
(as deadly darcy would say....)
i like jamie,
i jamie liker.
[i]Thing is that it's your fault (or more realistically your friends fault for knocking into you..)[/i]
Gosh, that all seems sooo looong agooo...
i jamie licker
Nout Happened, turned out he was suspended today and he's on break and lunch detention tomorrow lol.
Wait till tomorrow and see what comes along.
What a cliffhanger.
Mr Bronson's in tomorrow to sort you out
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