[Closed] So erm got in a fight today....

Kick 7 bells out of him if he starts on you, it's the only way to deal with people like that, sadly.

Hope you're OK?

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report it as a crime to the police

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If it had been any one else in the class he woulda been up a n e by now....

I'm fine and laughed it off with the teachers after lunch after what we'd all said, a few of them woulda liked me to fight him full on as they said he's got it coming.

It was my none puncher that hit him to so he got off lucky with the blow to the face?

Aparently he is gonna set his lads on me and his cousin, and I have full support off the school and p.e staff depsite being a sixthformer and over 18.

depsite being a sixthformer and over 18.

*Wanders off muttering angrily about the terrible levels of English language education these days......*

I think you have the right attitude (i.e. try and avoid violence) but sometimes these eejits just don't know when to stop.... 😕

What age is year 14??

Are you a teacher at this school or a student? 😯

I left school after the 5th year so year 14 must be about 24ish?

Put 'em to work I say!

year 14 is 18/19

I hate fighting but have to say what a rush after I decked him thinking I sorted it till he tried taking out a door with a chair ...

I am a student and work!

My app has just gone in for navy anyway so proper work soon

So, you're 18 and you've smacked a little 14 year old lad?

Sounds to me like he done you anyway, if you had to be sent home. Ha ha!

Tomorrow you're gonna get your head flushed down the bogs.

And he's gonna rob you of your dinner money.

At least you'll be getting away from all that nasty fighting once you've joined the military. LOL!!!111

Sad as it is, i don't think there can be a non aggressive solution to this, as it seems that he is hell bent on a confrontation with you, unless someone else annoys him more before he has a chance to have it out with you, and then his attention will be transferred to that person and away from you. The other option is to just get it over and done with, what is the age difference between you, see if the school or local club would allow a proper boxing match between you two, if it is going to happen then try and do it fairly and organised, less chance of assistance from one of his mates.

Elfin +1

Did he get you in a headlock?

Elfin +2

pwned.

Ron jeremy - I dont know how many 14 year olds are fully familiarised witht he Queensberry Rules! 😆

LOL!

You're getting beat down by a wee kid!

[s]Best news I've had in ages.[/s] Sorry to hear about that!

You're getting beat down by a wee kid!

Actually, he's not, if you read the OP.... 🙂

I'm the one that floored him.....

Yeah but then you went and locked yourself in a classroom, and they had to send [i]you[/i] home for [i]your[/i] safety.

So, even though you punched him, the fact that he's only a little kid means he done you.

Sorry, that's just how it is. Isn't it, people? I don't make the rules you know.

He's going to give you a Chinese Burn tomorrow. And spit in your dinner.

I once chased an older lad through the school, with a pool cue, cos he nicked me last ciggy off me. Bastid. I would've done him if I'd caught him, but the teachers got me and took the cue away and I had to sit in the medical room for the rest of the day. 🙁

No way fourcross, you is well getting twotted tomorrow, by a little boy!

Delete him on facebook and send him a series of text messages that are both threatening yet utterly incoherent. (Remember not to use any vowels). That'll show him. I think you can also form a sort of gang on facebook for back up.

I had to sit in the medical room for the rest of the day.

the whole class sat down in a classroom waiting for the teacher, the door automatically locks anyway

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be careful i hit someone (self defence) and the school called the cops. policy.

Twenty-odd posts and no mention of Bombers yet?

Am I on the wrong website?

It's still self defence weather they call the cops or not!

Mate shoulder barges me and i end up knocking into this lad in yr10
He shouts at me 'tw2t' and i ignore him, next thing I know he's strangling me from behind and punching me in the ribs.

An apology and checking he was ok might just have saved you a little trouble but it looks like you've come over all Gaddafi and launched your heavy weapons on the crowd. I reckon it's dangling from a lamppost for the pair of you now. 🙂

No way fourcross, you is well getting twotted tomorrow, by a little boy!

😆

Proper lollage.

They would have served society well had they never let you out.

That's not very kind, is it?

Quite hurtful in fact.

😥

[i]I hate fighting but have to say what a rush after I decked him thinking I sorted it till he tried taking out a door with a chair ...[/i]

really ? I never got rush out of decking anyone, I just felt sorry for them.

Kev

Suddenly from the right, a sausage impaled on both knife and fork flies across the canteen...

Might be self defence weather where you are PP but how do you know what it's like where he is?

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Ah, sorry I just came in guns blazing pow pow pow, din't really think about the situation.

You's gonna getted slapped by his big bro's later. It might even make the Isle Chronicle...

Might be self defence weather where you are PP but how do you know what it's like where he is?

Are you saying the OP is lying? 😕

In my book, punching someone who's "strangling me from behind" is self defence.

Suddenly from the right, a sausage impaled on both knife and fork flies across the canteen...

Finally an amusing response.

🙂

the door automatically locks anyway

Schools nowadays!

Are you saying the OP is lying?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

Sensible advice: inform teachers that, while you won't start anything, if the little scrote tries it on with you again, you will give him a hiding.

Playground rules, innit.

Just glad someone else got the reference.

I once chased an older lad through the school, with a pool cue, cos he nicked me last ciggy off me. Bastid. I would've done him if I'd caught him, but the teachers got me and took the cue away and I had to sit in the medical room for the rest of the day.

Cannot shake this mental image after reading the above....

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And remember, if it all gets too much, and you feel yourself tempted by substances what can help you escape the nightmare....

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...Just Say No.

I've no idea, it was just a bit of subtle pedantry

Roland waits.

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It's what he does.

But he [i]will[/i] get you.

I got involved in a similar thing once, small bloke with a funny moustache, said I'd pushed past him in the lunch queue, next thing I know all hell's been let loose, Panzer Divisions rolling across the North German plain, he invades Poland then turns his guns on the sixth form common room. Fortunately the staff were all on my side and eventually, with the aid of strategic nuclear weapons, the whole thing died down and he shot himself in Berlin and his mates stuck him on a barbecue. Do you have any nuclear weapons?

How should I respond tomorrow?

Instead of waiting for him to come looking for you, which he undoubtedly will, go looking for him and apologise.

Take your "so called" mate along who shoulder barged you and he should apologise to the pair of you.

Then, quick group hug and round the back of the bike sheds for a smoke. 🙂

[quoteSensible advice: inform teachers that, while you won't start anything, if the little scrote tries it on with you again, you will give him a hiding.

explained already and i'm prepared to say this to the head teacher if it comes to that.

I wouldn't even be able to get near him to apologize before i got ganged on. i know they may be 14 years old but enough of em n i'm going down......

stratobiker - that is such a lame suggestion.

There is nothing I remember more vividly than that buzz you got when you knew school the next day would bring with it a fight. To the OP - just get on with it - if it's a fight then it's a fight. No doubt this other kid, for all his bravado, will be equally stewing over what tomorrow will bring.

Just don't go packing homeboy.

I'm fine and laughed it off with the teachers after lunch after what we'd all said, a few of them woulda liked me to fight him full on as they said he's got it coming.

I take it that's all of them except your English Language teacher?

thomthumb - Member
be careful i hit someone (self defence) and the school called the cops. policy.

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Aye,but you are the 45yo head of Maths.

As a teacher can I just say that you should paste him as violence solves EVERYTHING, oh no hang on...

Just don't go packing homeboy.

Ooh I dunno; my Uncle Stanley got me out of many a scrape at school....

Uncle Stanley LOL!

Ooh I dunno; my Uncle Stanley got me out of many a scrape at school....

So have I got this straight. STW's #1 Harry Potter lookalike is actually a tooled up gangster who stripes fools for the sheer henchness of it?

Remember if he says blades, you say blades. If he says guns, you say guns. This turf is small...

Not at all. Just that at my school, you needed an insurance policy against potential trouble. I'd have bin robbed on a daily basis if it weren't for Uncle Stanley.

Carlin: Where's ya tool?
Baldy: What f*' tool?
Carlin: This f*' tool!
[Carlin slips bar out of his sleeve and hits Baldy with it]

Can we go for a burn sir?

Do you have friends? Make sure he knows your friends are bigger and stronger than him. Also found out if he has any older harder brothers/cousins, if not destroy him and do everyone a favour. Might not help your navy application though.

I fondly remember the day one of the nasty bullies brought an air pistol into school 'to shoot the ****s'.

Teachers wondered where all the brown kids had got to at lunch time. We were all hiding.

Happy days...

Not at all. Just that at my school, you needed an insurance policy against potential trouble. I'd have bin robbed on a daily basis if it weren't for Uncle Stanley.

Elf do you keep yourself abreast with current affairs ? because if you did you might have noticed that the politician have been hot on knife crime ,you can get upto 4 years for carrying a knife now. Things have changed since you were a nipper.

Have a look here
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/CrimeJusticeAndTheLaw/Typesofcrime/DG_181675

Can we go for a burn sir?

Mikeypies - I don't think you should take elfin quite so seriously.

fantastic dialogue throughout

That is the correct information.

heard stories of his older cousin waiting for people ect....

I'm not far of tallest in the school either, but bigger they are, harder they fall 🙁

gonna make sure even if he starts on me with mates he's going down.

Was bullied loads as a lower school pupil and seeing a cocky lil so n so like this boils my blood now especially after what happened.

The hunted becomes the hunter...

scrape his face off with a hammer drill and beat him to death with your penis

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But OP - go in hard on the lad you punched today and just watch his 'mates' disappear*.

*Probably

I fondly remember the day one of the nasty bullies brought an air pistol into school 'to shoot the ****s'.

So that's what Ashley Cole has been up to.*

*for any lawyers reading this is most certainly NOT what Ashley Cole has been up to.

Elfinsafety - Member

I fondly remember the day one of the nasty bullies brought an air pistol into school 'to shoot the ****s'.

That bloody Ashley Cole hasn't changed much in all these years.

First! 😀

mastiles_fanylion

does anybody?

i could knock him out n tea bag him....?

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Is this an episode of the inbetweeners? Are you Simon?

Does this make anyone else get all nostalgic for school days?

Reminded me of the time a bunch of kids a year below waited at the school gates for me, the hard one was called Jan. Stupid name for a boy. I just said "Alright Jan?" and nothing happened.
Ah, I feel old.

if the little darling thinks he's big enough to start a fight with someone older then he's big enough for you the kick his face in. In years to come it may save his life as hopefully he'll learn to control his temper before he gets knifed in a street fight.

When you're 20 and he's 18 or whatever...you'll be the same size - or he might be bigger.

I'd start hitting the gym now if I was you...